Signs that you are getting older

[Dia bando]

Been block paving and laying slabs, in the garden my aching back and knee's are killing me,
I'm to old for this shit.

[brocktonblockbust]

Been block paving and laying slabs, in the garden my aching back and knee's are killing me,
I'm to old for this shit.

bullshit, dont sugar-coat it. They got you laying TOMBSTONES now, dont they, bitch?

[Master]

I use to wall paper but now it hurts my back.

[Dia bando]

More block paving and slabbing, next weekend wonderful, knee's and back are knackered.

[Master]

You are not old, you are retro.

[Dia bando]

This will make some of you lot laugh, my wheel barrow tyre just blew out hell of a bang, I shit
myself , The old nerves are shot,

[Andre]

When the misses passes you that one bastard new to jar to open and you cant either and have to head for the tea towel for more grip.
I havent had to take one out to the shed yet for swearing and beating but I can sense the day.

[Beanz]

This will make some of you lot laugh, my wheel barrow tyre just blew out hell of a bang, I shit
myself , The old nerves are shot,

[brocktonblockbust]

More block paving and slabbing, next weekend wonderful, knee's and back are knackered.

i.e. after pulling out the ashes I have to use the same shovel and dig a 6 foot hole, then lay the tombstone slabs and blocks.

[Andre]

Ya have to lube up those long handled shovels,
or else you get blisters.
Or is it splinters

[brocktonblockbust]

Ya have to lube up those long handled shovels,
or else you get blisters.
Or is it splinters

vas-o-leeeeeen