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The Granddaughter insists on Knock hell out of me, I get no peace jumping shouting a 1000 questions
my Wife just laughs, when she goes home I am knackered , it's like a mad house 4 years of age
the energy levels are high, but well mine are nonexistent that's the trouble when your going older
turning into a Victor I don't believe it Meldrew.;D
Be much harder to survive it without a sense of humour.
when you have to half-bend your legs in order to spit into the sink, or pick up/put down a bottle, say, on a little low table. Going down stairs, too, I kinda have to thrust my pelvis forward in order that my feet land on each step properly. I dont know wtf is going on.
showering* Not hot enough turns the knob over an inch, Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back seductively
...my niece recently gave me an iPhone for my birthday...
...and I don't know what to do with it.
...noticed my knees getting little weaker, though I work out everyday. I guess I need more workout on my legs so I decided to do some hopping, which is a standard exercise for Japanese athletes. I wonder why it's not practiced in western world; hopping is a mighty good exercise for developing your leg mucles and strenght. Just be careful with you feet, achilles and all, which can be easily sprained or injured when doing hopping exercises, especially for beginners...
I bend the one knee and do it about 30 times and then do the other knee without holding onto anything. It is hard and do it a couple of times in the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by pacfan
Joint pain shit shit shit, when it gets cold it gets worse.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterI bend the one knee and do it about 30 times and then do the other knee without holding onto anything. It is hard and do it a couple of times in the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by pacfan
When you start taking tablets to stay healthy, I have bought the fish oils @Andre recommend and take them everyday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoJoint pain shit shit shit, when it gets cold it gets worse.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterI bend the one knee and do it about 30 times and then do the other knee without holding onto anything. It is hard and do it a couple of times in the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by pacfan
Why is it so loud in the cinemas? :(
It is really loud in there and it is one of the reasons I won't go there. Maybe it is because half the audience is talking or else eating popcorn with their foul mouths wide open. Either way, when I watch a film I am quiet and keep my mouth closed. I am out of time and place in a cinema. I just watch films at home. It's much nicer.
When you race against your son and pull your calf muscle losing your dignity.
You silently hope for the sweet embrace of death.
you spend 60% of your time thinking about if you drank enough water/ate enough vegetables or fruits to take a good complete shit the next morning.
You go on holiday and end up going to bed earlier than when you are at home. :-/
Standing in line at the store in a 20 or less line...counting your basket at 28 and the getting out of line
Old or pussified..or courteous. Who knows.
Well I made a balls up had to reformat my lap top, forgot all my passwords can't remember were
I put my note book with them all in.
Is this my life to come memory loss , never mind at lest my balls are in a bag.:vd:
When you do more gardening and the weeds start tiring and beating you. :mad:
When, despite the latest health kick, your body falls apart regardless. I was in the hospital with an eye infection today and being a typical man I decided to ignore my horrible red eye for 5 days. I'm also sneezing like a madman, so the doctors assume it is some kind of allergy. I've had the sneezing before, but never a red eye. It is like something from Watership Down. A rabbit possessed with the spirit of The Terminator. It's not a good look.
Hay fever is not quite the same as your body falling apart. The hospital? :-)
Yes, I think hayfever was responsible for the sneezing and don't see the connection to my eyes, but I assume they know more than me. I have had sneezing fits a lot in recent years, so that didn't trouble me. I didn't want to go to hospital, but that one eye was nasty looking and just wasn't going away. It is still quite red. I assumed it was tiredness on getting back from Japan late and swilling my Asahi cans until dawn, but several days later and it getting worse, suggests it wasn't only tiredness. The drops have made it less red, but it still looks pretty revolting with the veins red and puffy. It's a shame as my eyes are one of about 3 appealing aspects of my appearance and with one of them gone, I am down to my jackets and hands, and in truth the nails could use a clipping too.
You may have an infection in the eye, drops should sort it out.
There could also be an infection in the drops and his eye should sort it out.
I have never considered dyeing my hair, grow old with some grace any how I think
you look a twat, 54 with jet black hair.:vd:
Don't do it man ;D I hear that salt & pepper is in. But now I look like someone sprinkled a few broken twigs over a field of snow ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
No dye job, instead I just keep it high and tight. Frankly hate hair but I look like a Goonies Sloth when bald..delicate balance
Shave the whole thing off.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpicoliDon't do it man ;D I hear that salt & pepper is in. But now I look like someone sprinkled a few broken twigs over a field of snow ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
No dye job, instead I just keep it high and tight. Frankly hate hair but I look like a Goonies Sloth when bald..delicate balance
You can not get an erection while drunk.
Shit getting closer to 30 sucks
I understand whiskey dick now, btw you can get an erection, but it isn't a full erection, wtf am I posting.
Last four words make this post an instant classic.Quote:
Originally Posted by boyla
When you can remember all the top fighters not having any tattoos.
In my spam box the other day, I swear I saw mail from dentures.com
you just cant take a shit like you used to. nice & blasting & complete. now its halting, tentative, time-consuming, incomplete, weird pressure in your balls, fat hanging down, discomfort.
Eat some prunes. They make your shit fly out and as a bonus they imbue your shit with an exotic fragrance that perfumes your bathroom when you have a shite. Your farts as well. Win win.
i drink so much water. i eat mangos, apples, i shit real good for the first 10 minutes, real fucking good, blowing it out of the intestines ina a great evacuation, then there is a lull, and i get this pressure feeling like there is still shit in me, i ccan feel it in the colon, shit stuck in there, and the rest just wont come the fuck out, so all day i get this mild pressure, this feeling of something stuck there, and it wont come out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing
What you put away bud you SHOULD SHIT LIKE A BEAST.:LOS:Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbusti drink so much water. i eat mangos, apples, i shit real good for the first 10 minutes, real fucking good, blowing it out of the intestines ina a great evacuation, then there is a lull, and i get this pressure feeling like there is still shit in me, i ccan feel it in the colon, shit stuck in there, and the rest just wont come the fuck out, so all day i get this mild pressure, this feeling of something stuck there, and it wont come out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoWhat you put away bud you SHOULD SHIT LIKE A BEAST.:LOS:Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbusti drink so much water. i eat mangos, apples, i shit real good for the first 10 minutes, real fucking good, blowing it out of the intestines ina a great evacuation, then there is a lull, and i get this pressure feeling like there is still shit in me, i ccan feel it in the colon, shit stuck in there, and the rest just wont come the fuck out, so all day i get this mild pressure, this feeling of something stuck there, and it wont come out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing
i ate 3 fried fish the other night, the fish was kinda tough but real fucking delicious. I ate the 3 fish, they were great, then I forgot to eat fruit. Next day I shit about halfway, shit real good, but the BOOM it just stopped halfway thru the shit. Shut down completely. STOPPED. Thought I was done, went to work, then after a few hrs, I felt a steady pressure building up in my lower intestines, a heaviness, IT WAS THE FUCKING FISH, SLOWLY MOVING THRU MY INTESTINES/COLON. Couldnt take a shit, just this pressure, this annoyinig-ass pressure building and building. Went home, tried to shit, but couldnt. Very uncomfortable so that I didnt even want to sit down on a hard chair, it felt like it would push the shit back up into my intestines. Around midnight, I felt it was coming out, so I took a small shit, it relieved some of the pressure, but then I went to sleep, feeling a bit better. This went on for 3 days.
FINALLY TODAY I COMPLETELY CLEANED OUT MY BOWELS, ALL THE FUCKING WAY. I DRANK 4 LITERS OF WATER THE NIGHT BEFORE, I PISSED 5 TIMES DURING THE NIGHT, I PISSED OUT ABOUT 3 LITERS, AND I ATE 3 APPLES TOO. THAT BLEW THAT SHIT RIGHT OUT THE FUCKING DOOR.
THE KEY IS WATER, MATES, DRINK ATLEAST 3 LITERS PER DAY, AND EAT ALOT OF FRUIT.
That Gamboa guy that lost the other day makes me feel old. A few years back he stopped a guy that I remember from the gyms; he was the opponent the very first time a kid I trained got in the ring. He lost to Gamboa in his 30th fight and that made me feel old. Now Gamboa is 32 and I feel very very old.
I went and sat in front of people 20 years younger than me for a job interview the other week.
You sit on your balls more often than you used to.
How did the interview go? I have failed in 3 interviews in the last 6 weeks. I have received feedback so will try and learn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
When your older you wish you were younger,! and when your younger you wish you were
older, what the fuck:vd: