You do stand up ??I don't mean the "I'll break your dick off" scary shredded type's....just proportioned.Oh and they have to have white shoes on with no socks? Maybe I need to broaden my interest's.Quote:
Originally Posted by amat
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You do stand up ??I don't mean the "I'll break your dick off" scary shredded type's....just proportioned.Oh and they have to have white shoes on with no socks? Maybe I need to broaden my interest's.Quote:
Originally Posted by amat
It actually worked with my normal delivery which most stuff doesn't. It was very funny something about banging a cock against a bath tub I think.Quote:
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I'd like to hear that buddy; buff chicks are creepier than dead chicks, lol.
I also like making a woman's neck bleed; I am way into necks. Why am I telling everybody this? Who cares, I don't care; I like watching drops trickle out of a neck. I go into a fenzy; damn right.:cool:
As for the last part, whoa.
No I don't but I've always wanted to give it a go. In real life my humor is my best quality by about 10 million miles, I don't know how well that translates on here but in real life I'm quite funny. Being funny in front of a crowd with a mic whenit's JUST YOU TALKING, that's difficult but I would love to give it a go just one time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'NawlinsYou do stand up ??I don't mean the "I'll break your dick off" scary shredded type's....just proportioned.Oh and they have to have white shoes on with no socks? Maybe I need to broaden my interest's.Quote:
Originally Posted by amat
Also so much of stand up is off of delivery which I'm not sure I have, look at Dane Cook who predicates his whole routines off of his delivery which is why his live shows are a lot better then the CDs or track title.s
u must have SEX with one. oh and to make it easier get a race car that looks like the ones off of fast and furious, that should get u some.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by amatWhere I just moved there are asian girls EVERYWHERE, they are all high maintenance and everything, I'm like chomping at the bit but no real success yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingfrnk
Man I'm fucked then... I drive a Jeep Wrangler;DQuote:
Originally Posted by kingfrnku must have SEX with one. oh and to make it easier get a race car that looks like the ones off of fast and furious, that should get u some.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by amatWhere I just moved there are asian girls EVERYWHERE, they are all high maintenance and everything, I'm like chomping at the bit but no real success yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingfrnk
u can still pick up hitch hiker whores ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by JT RockMan I'm fucked then... I drive a Jeep Wrangler;DQuote:
Originally Posted by kingfrnku must have SEX with one. oh and to make it easier get a race car that looks like the ones off of fast and furious, that should get u some.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by amat
Kingfrnk must live in a real life porno movie. He's turning in his pizza deliverman application tomorrow.
That makes sence.Humor is mandatory,a must have in life or sometimes you might go nutty.I am always cracking wise at work and such but at times I think it go's over peoples heads and they give that "ermmm,OK....WTF" look and back away slowly;D.Quote:
Originally Posted by amatNo I don't but I've always wanted to give it a go. In real life my humor is my best quality by about 10 million miles, I don't know how well that translates on here but in real life I'm quite funny. Being funny in front of a crowd with a mic whenit's JUST YOU TALKING, that's difficult but I would love to give it a go just one time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'NawlinsYou do stand up ??I don't mean the "I'll break your dick off" scary shredded type's....just proportioned.Oh and they have to have white shoes on with no socks? Maybe I need to broaden my interest's.Quote:
Originally Posted by amat
Also so much of stand up is off of delivery which I'm not sure I have, look at Dane Cook who predicates his whole routines off of his delivery which is why his live shows are a lot better then the CDs or track title.s
I could never do stand up,crowds make me tense.Get all shy and shite.Been trying to fix that for years?
I think you could make something up off girls having white shoes with no socks?
Haa,I have to work on that.Stocky brunettes with white tennis shoes...hot as helz.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by amat
Daytime posting here.....now that is Awesone lol. Shite,Back to work.One of our Tech's just asked me why am I staring at her feet :ziplip: Jk.
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LOL i wish. HAH a pizza deliverymen dont get laid thats a myth. but i smashed my friends aunt, she had a fat ass, but had like 4 kids but i didnt care i was stoned. but wat a day that was.:) shit like that really happens
When I went to Nascar I did some things with I guess a cougar is what they are called :helmet: She had a cowboy hat and big tits hanging out of a Casey Kahne shirt and one thing led to another, copious amounts of alcohol played a bit of a factor. That happened on Friday and I kept wanting to see her again sober but 2 days passed and I never did. Later that night I found some girls more my age, was my first time ever smashing two in the same night ;D
This thread has taken a turn.
loool Sorry!Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHThanks for making me feel like a pedophile Youngblood.Quote:
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It did spark, what, 4 or 5 pages of replies tho, eh? :-X ;D
Was that before or after church? :DQuote:
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Originally Posted by amat
LOL i wish. HAH a pizza deliverymen dont get laid thats a myth. but i smashed my friends aunt, she had a fat ass, but had like 4 kids but i didnt care i was stoned. but wat a day that was.:) shit like that really happens
this happened to me when i was 16 during my weed smokin days, it was one of my best days ever she got me something to eat afterwords. i didnt start goin to church alot until i moved from my old town. but when i got here i was banging girls that were atleast 1-3 years younger than me, mainly because they were EASY PREY ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by CFHWas that before or after church? :DQuote:
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Originally Posted by amat
LOL i wish. HAH a pizza deliverymen dont get laid thats a myth. but i smashed my friends aunt, she had a fat ass, but had like 4 kids but i didnt care i was stoned. but wat a day that was.:) shit like that really happens