Pride of Boston's Thread Of Awsomness!!!

[Spicoli]

Buff chicks No thanks

One time I made a stand up comedy routine about a muscled up girl it was hilarious, it actually was no lie.

You do stand up ??I don't mean the "I'll break your dick off" scary shredded type's....just proportioned.Oh and they have to have white shoes on with no socks? Maybe I need to broaden my interest's.

[amat]

Buff chicks No thanks

One time I made a stand up comedy routine about a muscled up girl it was hilarious, it actually was no lie.

I'd like to hear that buddy; buff chicks are creepier than dead chicks, lol.

I also like making a woman's neck bleed; I am way into necks. Why am I telling everybody this? Who cares, I don't care; I like watching drops trickle out of a neck. I go into a fenzy; damn right.

It actually worked with my normal delivery which most stuff doesn't. It was very funny something about banging a cock against a bath tub I think.

As for the last part, whoa.

[amat]

Buff chicks No thanks

One time I made a stand up comedy routine about a muscled up girl it was hilarious, it actually was no lie.

You do stand up ??I don't mean the "I'll break your dick off" scary shredded type's....just proportioned.Oh and they have to have white shoes on with no socks? Maybe I need to broaden my interest's.

No I don't but I've always wanted to give it a go. In real life my humor is my best quality by about 10 million miles, I don't know how well that translates on here but in real life I'm quite funny. Being funny in front of a crowd with a mic whenit's JUST YOU TALKING, that's difficult but I would love to give it a go just one time.

Also so much of stand up is off of delivery which I'm not sure I have, look at Dane Cook who predicates his whole routines off of his delivery which is why his live shows are a lot better then the CDs or track title.s

[kingfrnk]

i only got one thing to say

A S I A N C H I C K S R O C K

Where I just moved there are asian girls EVERYWHERE, they are all high maintenance and everything, I'm like chomping at the bit but no real success yet.

u must have SEX with one. oh and to make it easier get a race car that looks like the ones off of fast and furious, that should get u some.

[JT Rock]

i only got one thing to say

A S I A N C H I C K S R O C K

Where I just moved there are asian girls EVERYWHERE, they are all high maintenance and everything, I'm like chomping at the bit but no real success yet.

u must have SEX with one. oh and to make it easier get a race car that looks like the ones off of fast and furious, that should get u some.

Man I'm fucked then... I drive a Jeep Wrangler

[kingfrnk]

Where I just moved there are asian girls EVERYWHERE, they are all high maintenance and everything, I'm like chomping at the bit but no real success yet.

u must have SEX with one. oh and to make it easier get a race car that looks like the ones off of fast and furious, that should get u some.

Man I'm fucked then... I drive a Jeep Wrangler

u can still pick up hitch hiker whores

[amat]

Kingfrnk must live in a real life porno movie. He's turning in his pizza deliverman application tomorrow.

[Spicoli]

Buff chicks No thanks

One time I made a stand up comedy routine about a muscled up girl it was hilarious, it actually was no lie.

You do stand up ??I don't mean the "I'll break your dick off" scary shredded type's....just proportioned.Oh and they have to have white shoes on with no socks? Maybe I need to broaden my interest's.

No I don't but I've always wanted to give it a go. In real life my humor is my best quality by about 10 million miles, I don't know how well that translates on here but in real life I'm quite funny. Being funny in front of a crowd with a mic whenit's JUST YOU TALKING, that's difficult but I would love to give it a go just one time.

Also so much of stand up is off of delivery which I'm not sure I have, look at Dane Cook who predicates his whole routines off of his delivery which is why his live shows are a lot better then the CDs or track title.s

That makes sence.Humor is mandatory,a must have in life or sometimes you might go nutty.I am always cracking wise at work and such but at times I think it go's over peoples heads and they give that "ermmm,OK....WTF" look and back away slowly.

I could never do stand up,crowds make me tense.Get all shy and shite.Been trying to fix that for years?

[amat]

I think you could make something up off girls having white shoes with no socks?

[Spicoli]

I think you could make something up off girls having white shoes with no socks?

Haa,I have to work on that.Stocky brunettes with white tennis shoes...hot as helz.

Daytime posting here.....now that is Awesone lol. Shite,Back to work.One of our Tech's just asked me why am I staring at her feet Jk.

[kingfrnk]

Kingfrnk must live in a real life porno movie. He's turning in his pizza deliverman application tomorrow.

LOL i wish. HAH a pizza deliverymen dont get laid thats a myth. but i smashed my friends aunt, she had a fat ass, but had like 4 kids but i didnt care i was stoned. but wat a day that was. shit like that really happens

[amat]

When I went to Nascar I did some things with I guess a cougar is what they are called She had a cowboy hat and big tits hanging out of a Casey Kahne shirt and one thing led to another, copious amounts of alcohol played a bit of a factor. That happened on Friday and I kept wanting to see her again sober but 2 days passed and I never did. Later that night I found some girls more my age, was my first time ever smashing two in the same night

This thread has taken a turn.

[Youngblood]

ha, well...I am Catholic, but have never been to church, other then a few mandatory school like trips. And I have zero interest in church. I also go to a Catholic highschool. But this is a thread of what is awesome...so, let me first state.

a. Not Awesome. Fr. McGropalot.





b. Very awesome. The nice catholic girls I hang with from my school and as they were dressed on Halloween.

Thanks for making me feel like a pedophile Youngblood.

loool Sorry!

It did spark, what, 4 or 5 pages of replies tho, eh?

[CFH]

Kingfrnk must live in a real life porno movie. He's turning in his pizza deliverman application tomorrow.

LOL i wish. HAH a pizza deliverymen dont get laid thats a myth. but i smashed my friends aunt, she had a fat ass, but had like 4 kids but i didnt care i was stoned. but wat a day that was. shit like that really happens

Was that before or after church?

[kingfrnk]

Kingfrnk must live in a real life porno movie. He's turning in his pizza deliverman application tomorrow.

LOL i wish. HAH a pizza deliverymen dont get laid thats a myth. but i smashed my friends aunt, she had a fat ass, but had like 4 kids but i didnt care i was stoned. but wat a day that was. shit like that really happens

Was that before or after church?

this happened to me when i was 16 during my weed smokin days, it was one of my best days ever she got me something to eat afterwords. i didnt start goin to church alot until i moved from my old town. but when i got here i was banging girls that were atleast 1-3 years younger than me, mainly because they were EASY PREY