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Jws, are a pretty harmless bunch feel sorry for their offspring though I always chat to their kids at the door and ignore the elders as much as possible.
Mormons are funny looking ... :cool::cool: "hellooo we have the exact same tyre pressure in our push bikes".
Jws are a boring bunch fucking doom and gloom, waiting for the end of the world looking forward to it,Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
what a mad thing to want,because they are going to be saved from what.
I much prefer talking to the Avon lady, she only want's you to smell nice.;D
Andre you keep saying this stuff and it simply is not true, survivors from The Mormons and the JW's will attest to as much. That's what they want everyone to think, it is part of their modus operandi and you are propagating the myth that their organisations are harmless when they are not. I am not going to verbally chastise you because I respect you and I respect my Elders like Jehovah and Joseph Smith told me to, but really they ain't harmless.:-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
I remember way back we actually invited them once during the summer in Cali. All stoned out of our minds, having this huge over the top squinty eyed interest with the stereo blaring in the den. But damed of they didn't keep it straight and made small talk ;D I can't recall a thing they said but determined folks right there.
Amen to that my missis Avon Lady is lush and well worth not surviving the end of the world for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoJws are a boring bunch fucking doom and gloom, waiting for the end of the world looking forward to it,Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
what a mad thing to want,because they are going to be saved from what.
I much prefer talking to the Avon lady, she only want's you to smell nice.;D
I do feel obliged to ask this Lyle...do you not have a footpath or driveway to get to your door? If you do, and these people are still walking over your lawn, then fuck the dogs get out the shotgun. This can also help to make sexy neighbours more compliant to your wishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
This bring me to the conclusion people, that knock your door only want your money or for you to join a
cult.:OhNo: Fuck it I am going out Lyle, for a cup of sugar :yay2: wish me luck.;D
Well now I live in a condo so its hardly a problem anymore for me. My parents however always get the Jehovah's Witnesses...my dog comes in handy for them very often.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunI do feel obliged to ask this Lyle...do you not have a footpath or driveway to get to your door? If you do, and these people are still walking over your lawn, then fuck the dogs get out the shotgun. This can also help to make sexy neighbours more compliant to your wishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
I hate people knocking on my door and they are always Christians. I am tempted to buy a baseball bat and just open the door and scare them like never before, but knowing my luck it will be the delivery guy.
JW's (Or maybe Christians? :confused:) just knocked on the door so I woke my friend up and told him someone was here for him. He went to the door looking so tired and angry that they said they'd come back at a better time ;D
If I knocked on their door it would be frowned upon. I'm tempted to indulge in my fantasy of opening a door with a baseball bat. I will do it.
A few years ago I moved into a new flat, and had only been there a few hours when my neighbour came round to introduce themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
I was in the process of breaking down an old kitchen unit, which I was doing with a baseball bat. I had also played rugby the week before, and had a nasty black eye and a few grazes on my face. When I answered the door with a bashed up face and bat in hand the look on their face was priceless!
You have always striked me as a Vinny Jones type of thug.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunA few years ago I moved into a new flat, and had only been there a few hours when my neighbour came round to introduce themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
I was in the process of breaking down an old kitchen unit, which I was doing with a baseball bat. I had also played rugby the week before, and had a nasty black eye and a few grazes on my face. When I answered the door with a bashed up face and bat in hand the look on their face was priceless!
I can also do a tutorial on CPR...Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou have always striked me as a Vinny Jones type of thug.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunA few years ago I moved into a new flat, and had only been there a few hours when my neighbour came round to introduce themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
I was in the process of breaking down an old kitchen unit, which I was doing with a baseball bat. I had also played rugby the week before, and had a nasty black eye and a few grazes on my face. When I answered the door with a bashed up face and bat in hand the look on their face was priceless!
For this you'll need a geezer who's not breathing. Here's one I prepared earlier.
How about a nice sign on the door, if you are bring :welcomesign: if you are wanting :fyou:;D