Why do People

[superheavyrhun]

The only people I want coming to my door Girl Scouts bringing cookies, Food delivery people, UPS/FedEx people bringing me anything I've ordered online, and sexy neighbors wanting to "borrow a cup of sugar".....other than that....GET OFF MY LAWN!

I do feel obliged to ask this Lyle...do you not have a footpath or driveway to get to your door? If you do, and these people are still walking over your lawn, then fuck the dogs get out the shotgun. This can also help to make sexy neighbours more compliant to your wishes.

[Dia bando]

This bring me to the conclusion people, that knock your door only want your money or for you to join a
cult. Fuck it I am going out Lyle, for a cup of sugar wish me luck.

[El Kabong]

The only people I want coming to my door Girl Scouts bringing cookies, Food delivery people, UPS/FedEx people bringing me anything I've ordered online, and sexy neighbors wanting to "borrow a cup of sugar".....other than that....GET OFF MY LAWN!

I do feel obliged to ask this Lyle...do you not have a footpath or driveway to get to your door? If you do, and these people are still walking over your lawn, then fuck the dogs get out the shotgun. This can also help to make sexy neighbours more compliant to your wishes.

Well now I live in a condo so its hardly a problem anymore for me. My parents however always get the Jehovah's Witnesses...my dog comes in handy for them very often.

[Gandalf]

I hate people knocking on my door and they are always Christians. I am tempted to buy a baseball bat and just open the door and scare them like never before, but knowing my luck it will be the delivery guy.

[Mo Frazier]

JW's (Or maybe Christians? ) just knocked on the door so I woke my friend up and told him someone was here for him. He went to the door looking so tired and angry that they said they'd come back at a better time

[Gandalf]

If I knocked on their door it would be frowned upon. I'm tempted to indulge in my fantasy of opening a door with a baseball bat. I will do it.

[superheavyrhun]

If I knocked on their door it would be frowned upon. I'm tempted to indulge in my fantasy of opening a door with a baseball bat. I will do it.

A few years ago I moved into a new flat, and had only been there a few hours when my neighbour came round to introduce themselves.

I was in the process of breaking down an old kitchen unit, which I was doing with a baseball bat. I had also played rugby the week before, and had a nasty black eye and a few grazes on my face. When I answered the door with a bashed up face and bat in hand the look on their face was priceless!

[Master]

If I knocked on their door it would be frowned upon. I'm tempted to indulge in my fantasy of opening a door with a baseball bat. I will do it.

A few years ago I moved into a new flat, and had only been there a few hours when my neighbour came round to introduce themselves.

I was in the process of breaking down an old kitchen unit, which I was doing with a baseball bat. I had also played rugby the week before, and had a nasty black eye and a few grazes on my face. When I answered the door with a bashed up face and bat in hand the look on their face was priceless!

You have always striked me as a Vinny Jones type of thug.