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If I ended up in a similar situation, a guy was waving a gun around or threatening me, I'd pick up my daughter and be gone. I couldn't risk her being around a person with that power in that sort of condition.
If he atempted to stop me leaving or attempted to physically impose himself, I don;t care of the implications, I'd rake my elbow across his temple.
Some of those fights can be really good,and some of them,ummmmmmmm, I dont know why you wouldnt destroy any evidence.Its all semi-pr,so you never know what your going to get.Sort of like the tape floating around from when Zelenoff lost to his own heavybag,I never understood why he let that get out,and if I remember correctly,he was actually proud of it at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
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Originally Posted by Trainer MonkeyWhile I understand f-ing with people,I had to vent somewhere,it beat the hell out of,of well,walking down there and beating the hell out of someone. I figured venting my spleen on the internet,beat seven kinds of hell out of explaining it to the officers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
No worries buddy, glad you posted it, funny thread and that Rough N Rowdy vid was gold, the way that fat retard kid collapsed at the end was comedy at its finest.
Hell,I had a kid lose at Toughman once,he was so worked up for the fight his fool ass had barely slept for three days before the fight,and he neglected to mention he wasnt sleeping,he went the distance,but still,he should have won.
Down here the ammie scene isnt that great so Toughman and Rough N Rowdy fills the void. Its the standard that the kids judge a gym,which is vaguley depressing,theyre more impressed by the Toughman winners jacket,then the pro's we have.A wall of trophies and medals,participant cards from all over the country,what impresses them?, a fake satin jacket from a semi-pro series of fights.
Depressing really
Thats more or less what I did,I got my kid home,gave it a minute,and went back to see if we couldnt discuss it,he wouldnt even open the door,he just was yelling something from inside his house. I kept saying I couldnt even understand what he was saying from where he was,and it wasnt because I wanted to drop him,I just wanted to find out what his damage was,wasnt happening.Quote:
Originally Posted by hitmandonny
I think its really pissing him off that Im trying to be reasonable with him,which makes me think he was trying to set me up for a lawsuit. The more reasonable get, the more angry he seems to get.
I had to restrain a couple of boxers who I had to restrain from going down there and kicking his ass for me the other night.I had to explain to them,"I kind of think he wants that" though if the heavyweight had hit him,the money would be going to his next of kin. I mean Im kind of old,and it would be a two hit fight,this big son of a buck...............
Ot would be ha haQuote:
Originally Posted by amat
Not
hahah
And you should take remedial reading because I specifically said my kid was in the NEXT room,not IN the room.
Slight difference.
Its the difference between a drunk trying to get in to a pissing contest to re-assert his manhood,and a drunk putting a loaded piece against your temple.
What the fuck!? If it's not bad enough that YOU, with all your "toughman" cups, want to beat up a CRIPPLE!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Trainer MonkeyThats more or less what I did,I got my kid home,gave it a minute,and went back to see if we couldnt discuss it,he wouldnt even open the door,he just was yelling something from inside his house. I kept saying I couldnt even understand what he was saying from where he was,and it wasnt because I wanted to drop him,I just wanted to find out what his damage was,wasnt happening.Quote:
Originally Posted by hitmandonny
I think its really pissing him off that Im trying to be reasonable with him,which makes me think he was trying to set me up for a lawsuit. The more reasonable get, the more angry he seems to get.
I had to restrain a couple of boxers who I had to restrain from going down there and kicking his ass for me the other night.I had to explain to them,"I kind of think he wants that" though if the heavyweight had hit him,the money would be going to his next of kin. I mean Im kind of old,and it would be a two hit fight,this big son of a buck...............
Now boxers (you supposedly train.. what's their names? ;)) want to beat up the CRIPPLE!!!
What exactly are you scared of? Seems like you're harassing him. Why can't you ignore him?
yes, you would've been okey dokey neutralizing the situation.. there is no mental math to be executed.. as i said in my post that was ignored, it's all about intent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trainer MonkeyYeah,Gold and Silver at the Reading invitational in martial arts,the trainer of the only pro in Southern WV,a Toughman and a Rough N Rowdy champ to me credit as well,yeah Id have have been okey dokey,as long as your version of it involves the pokey. Especially since even though he's acting like a douche,he's a local boy,and Im not, he grew up around here,and I moved here 4 years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey
I must admit this thread comes across like one those classic 'You best hold me back guys, else I'm going to kill him, hold me back, HOLD ME BACK!!!, ........Damn he was lucky you held me back' type stories.
As for your pugilistic skills meaning you'd get into trouble for hitting him, I think this applies more to actual professional fighters whose bodies are lethal weapons, rather than a guy who hangs a punch bag in his garage. You'd could have hit him and been fine.
Even you Bilbo,can do that kind of mental math
Couldn't. Make. It. Up.
Awesome.
The black guy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey
Definitely an oldie but a goodie, and one I missed out on first time round. I'm not sure if I've every mentioned to anyone, but I played secondary school rugby, and once scored four tries in one game...
How did I not post in this thread? I posted in all of TM's threads.
Start your own thread you hijacking bastard ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Look you drunk cripple....Quote:
Originally Posted by onoStart your own thread you hijacking bastard ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
I was thinking the same. I kept myself entertained for months poking TM with a stick about his boxing/wife/being a nutter.Quote:
Originally Posted by OumaFan
At Polk High?Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
I walked out of my front door this morning, and a bird had shat on my car.
It's times like that that I just hate being involved in boxing. I mean, I could have fucked that bird up with a Ninja death move, but I would have spent a while with my skinny cracked ass in a goddamn slammer. I mean, if a bird comes up to me packing heat, my training would just take over and I am a MOTHERFUCKING MONSTOR FOR MY WEIGHT after all.
The murdering paedo rapist next door is also rather annoying, but he does babysit my son, so I am not going to do anything irresponsible there (!).
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Originally Posted by CFHAt Polk High?Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Love the Al Bundy reference!
Fenster, this might be my favorite post of all time. If laughter could be expressed any better than LMAO, then I would do it. Haha, great post. Legitamately laughing right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
;D, I miss TM. It didn't matter what the topic was he would always post something that left you scratching your head. The most clueless/arrogant/delusional person I've ever come across. Legend.
The thread about his wife's boxing career was the best. See your missus got sparked again TM. She was fighting a top contender, you just wait, she's going to flatten her next opponent!
....have you read Brockton's posts???Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
Chalk and Cheese. There's a world of difference between knowing you're nuts and not knowing.
I do not think I met trainer monkey when did he leave? Did Fenster cause him to leave?
No I didn't. And that hurt my feelings. If you say stupid/mental stuff I question it and ask you to elaborate. I've never picked on anyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
You have to look him up and read all his posts (its worth while very funny stuff) ,close to unbelievable at times at other times so funny in a redneck kind of way.
He's the only man I know to train his wife and send her into the ring for beating after beating.
(Its one way of stepping around the domestic violence laws I suppose) ;D
I wonder how the training of Kid Thunder via the internet is going .lol