When your knees make a loud popping noise every time you move them...
Not being able to get shitfaced and then be up bright and early the day after without any issues
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When your knees make a loud popping noise every time you move them...
Not being able to get shitfaced and then be up bright and early the day after without any issues
When people handing out flyer's on Friday night to everyone as they pass by except you. :-\
When you stand under a Rockface you did the 1st accent of, and cant get of the Ground ;D.
When you realise that Youngblood was not even born when Holyfield fought Bowe the first time.
Hahaha!
Yeah also when you realise it's actually legal to fuck bitches born in the 90's ;D
Signs you are getting older include:
You prefer a luxury car, aka ghetto cruiser over a sports car.
You now need cheater glasses to watch the girls at the strip bar.
When you box you can't hold your gloves up for more than one round. Luckily that isn't my case!
You'd rather sit at home and watch Judge Judy then go to the bar and socialize.
You fart more when you take a piss. :rolleyes:
That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Going totally clean shaven this week...was told I looked 25 today Haaaaaaa, man.And they didn't want the day off,a raise or to borrow my car !!Now thats :bucktooth:...but I'll take IT.
Actually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.Quote:
Originally Posted by NamelessThat's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
But you can smell the stench, which makes feel even older because you know you should have heard something but you didn't and now everyone looks at you because it did sound like a rocket going to the sky and smells like a stomped skunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterActually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.Quote:
Originally Posted by NamelessThat's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Now I know why my wife says I can't smell shit. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by NamelessBut you can smell the stench, which makes feel even older because you know you should have heard something but you didn't and now everyone looks at you because it did sound like a rocket going to the sky and smells like a stomped skunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterActually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nameless
When you can size up a sofa, decide on the best approach and get it through a narrow doorway, that my friends is getting old.
When you are about to comment on this thread and suddenly realize that you don't even remember what this thread is all about.
As kids, we began to learn the letters of the English alphabet as...
A for apple, B for boy, C for cat, D for dog, etc...
HERE, plenty of signs that we're getting old:
A is for arthritis,
B is for bad back,
C is for chest pains, perhaps cardiac.
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is eyesight, can't read the top line.
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure -- better if low,
I's for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, very painful, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when you bend.
L's for libido, what happened to sex,
M is for memory, I forgot what comes next.
N is for nausea, it makes you feel low,
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow.
P's for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
Q is for queasy, it might be bird flu,
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for tinnitus, there are bells in my ears.
U is for urine, big troubles with flow,
V is for vertigo, dizzy you know.
W's for worry that is going around,
X is for x-ray and what might be found.
Y is for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have -- in my mind.
When work are having a 5 a side football competition and the younger lads ask a girl to play before they ask you. :(
When you want to get into some new bands, but really have no idea where to start. Maybe this is not a sign that I am getting older, but simply that there aren't any quality new bands about. I don't know. I always used to be into new bands when I was young, but these days bands are fewer and further between.
Can't remember if I have said this before but forgetting things.
I can't remember you saying that.
when you can remember elton john when he was bald
When you get offended youngsters are swearing in front of your children but you did it all the time when you were younger and wondered why anyone would be offended. :)
When you say the youth of today do not know when they were born.
When you find a few gray hairs in your pubes.;D
When you notice frown lines on your forehead.
- Walking into a room and asking "What did I come in here for?"
- Thanking the cashier for asking for your ID.
- Making that "uhhhh" noise when standing up, sitting or laying down.
- Realizing how uncomfortable fashionable things are.
- Wondering why the kids today are so fat, stupid and full of themselves.
- Having advice available for lame stuff like resumes, interviews and retirement planning.
- Being on a first name basis with the grocery store clerks.
I have a bad habit of saying "Hey looks like someones getting a Christmas card this year" when they card me ??? No idea why...always get an odd "Ummmm ok" look in return ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by killersheep
Enjoying disengaging from the inane crap and its couriers,
making space to just be.
Signs that you are getting older = the angle of your erection ;D
When I was 18 it was flat against my stomach, now 90 degress is accepted ;D
when asking your mate if he`ll help you clear out the remaining spunk you have left in your belly button from an earlier wank becomes a tad embarrassing
;DQuote:
Originally Posted by killersheep
Yes that one I love now feel all young again!
When you were young, you were making quite strange requests to your mates for an homophobic....:DQuote:
Originally Posted by HattonTheHammer
When you sit down for a dump and have to take a sharp intake of breath...................as your balls dangle in the water.
when you not just get hammered by an opponent with the name Daz1994, on PES or FIFA, but when you can't even get the ball off them...........
When you discover that it has been 25 years since back to the future was on the Cinemas and you went to see it 12 times.
When you dont know what predictive text is.:eek:
And I thought Skel gave me a hard time, he is going to crucify you. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Andre
When your knees start clicking as you get up from your seat.
I know that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
When you are hurt it used to be "I was trying a half casper shove-it flip"
Now when you are hurt it's "I don't know I just got up wrong"
I actually walked out onto our back patio in the wet four weeks ago and everything went into slo motion and my feet were up in the air next to my ears, "This could hurt" :rolleyes: is about all I could get in before I hit the deck. Seemed fine, i got up brushed it off,next day carlidge pinch in the right knee. Bastard thing is still there catching me a few times a day :mad:. Old =sore= grumpy.Quote:
Originally Posted by killersheep