- Walking into a room and asking "What did I come in here for?"

- Thanking the cashier for asking for your ID.

- Making that "uhhhh" noise when standing up, sitting or laying down.

- Realizing how uncomfortable fashionable things are.

- Wondering why the kids today are so fat, stupid and full of themselves.

- Having advice available for lame stuff like resumes, interviews and retirement planning.

- Being on a first name basis with the grocery store clerks.