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Does she have big tits? or does he eyes move like a coo coo clock or Felix the Cat..
There are plenty out their move on... The fact is you probably wont Marry this chick so dont sweat not dating her... but of course Fuck the ever living shiit out of her if you could get away with it;D :bananasex:
So if she was so unattractive why did you shag her then? There must have been something that attracted you - in which case your girlfriend shouldn't be you accessory. You think she's shaggable or you don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
The girl I was seeing looked like the second girl unfortunatelyQuote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
You should look at making yourself look and feel better and more impressive if that's what you want rather than choosing your partners based on how you think they'll promote you in the eyes of other men!
Damn Sharla you've only been back 5 mins and you're laying in to me already! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SharlaSo if she was so unattractive why did you shag her then? There must have been something that attracted you - in which case your girlfriend shouldn't be you accessory. You think she's shaggable or you don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboThe girl I was seeing looked like the second girl unfortunatelyQuote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
You should look at making yourself look and feel better and more impressive if that's what you want rather than choosing your partners based on how you think they'll promote you in the eyes of other men!
Actually she wasn't my girlfriend she was just some girl I pulled in a bar. Actually she pulled me. I had a shaven head at the time and she kept feeling it and asking my I'd shaved it so short. It's funny I think I look like a right ugly twat with a shaven head but I was so much more popular with girls then :-\
She was quite cute, Dutch, 19, slim, brunette. I didn't notice the eye till I got her home.
Anyway we had a few more nights together but at no time was she my girlfriend.
Her eye wasn't really as bad as the girl in the pic, but you could notice, she was just boss eyed.
So under the circumstances you can see why I couldn't keep her ;)
Despite the fact that you said you looked ugly with a shaved head and you have admitted to having man boobs and a muffin top in another thread you were just waaaay too good for her! Nope I don't get it!Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboDamn Sharla you've only been back 5 mins and you're laying in to me already! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SharlaSo if she was so unattractive why did you shag her then? There must have been something that attracted you - in which case your girlfriend shouldn't be you accessory. You think she's shaggable or you don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
You should look at making yourself look and feel better and more impressive if that's what you want rather than choosing your partners based on how you think they'll promote you in the eyes of other men!
Actually she wasn't my girlfriend she was just some girl I pulled in a bar. Actually she pulled me. I had a shaven head at the time and she kept feeling it and asking my I'd shaved it so short. It's funny I think I look like a right ugly twat with a shaven head but I was so much more popular with girls then :-\
She was quite cute, Dutch, 19, slim, brunette. I didn't notice the eye till I got her home.
Anyway we had a few more nights together but at no time was she my girlfriend.
Her eye wasn't really as bad as the girl in the pic, but you could notice, she was just boss eyed.
So under the circumstances you can see why I couldn't keep her ;)
lol I think I preferred you when you stayed away :lickish:Quote:
Originally Posted by SharlaDespite the fact that you said you looked ugly with a shaved head and you have admitted to having man boobs and a muffin top in another thread you were just waaaay too good for her! Nope I don't get it!Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboDamn Sharla you've only been back 5 mins and you're laying in to me already! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sharla
Actually she wasn't my girlfriend she was just some girl I pulled in a bar. Actually she pulled me. I had a shaven head at the time and she kept feeling it and asking my I'd shaved it so short. It's funny I think I look like a right ugly twat with a shaven head but I was so much more popular with girls then :-\
She was quite cute, Dutch, 19, slim, brunette. I didn't notice the eye till I got her home.
Anyway we had a few more nights together but at no time was she my girlfriend.
Her eye wasn't really as bad as the girl in the pic, but you could notice, she was just boss eyed.
So under the circumstances you can see why I couldn't keep her ;)
Actually I didn't disregard her soley for her eye. She was just a girl I met in a bar and we ended up seeing each other over the course of a few weekends.
And are you saying that I should settle for a deformed looking person just because I have some bodyfat?
How shallow is that ;D
I've been waiting to find a hot chick with a lazy eye my entire life. That's the ultimate babe in my opinion. Just flawed enough to settle for a slouch like myself and sexy enough to catch people's attention from 50 paces.
That's what I call my semen, actually. The ladies dig it.Quote:
Originally Posted by LEGION
The type of eye that turns my stomach is the "Shannon Doherty" look where one eye is set 1/4 inch above the other.
Mena Suvari has a lazy eye and I would marry that girl in a heartbeat. I do understand that you meant wild-lazy. But Saddo's picture of Paris Hilton made me ponder the slight-lazy hotties out there.
Paris Hilton isn't particularly hot imo. Nice body but her face looks like an owl.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla
And she's the very definition of air head, not really attractive at all to me.
You said in your original post you shagged her several times but you wouldn't take her out in public.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbolol I think I preferred you when you stayed away :lickish:Quote:
Originally Posted by SharlaDespite the fact that you said you looked ugly with a shaved head and you have admitted to having man boobs and a muffin top in another thread you were just waaaay too good for her! Nope I don't get it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
Actually I didn't disregard her soley for her eye. She was just a girl I met in a bar and we ended up seeing each other over the course of a few weekends.
And are you saying that I should settle for a deformed looking person just because I have some bodyfat?
How shallow is that ;D
So for this little thing you didn't even notice standing next to her in a bar with her close enough for her to feel up your bald scalp your embarassed by her?!?!
Yet still turned on enough to shag her several times?!?!
That's not a problem with her. I'd say i'd prefer to date a guy with a lazy eye over tits myself!
Having said that I wouldn't dismiss either if whatever aesthetic imperfections they had were small enough to not even be noticable when I met them.
If you're looking so hard to find superficial faults to pick on in a person you shouldn't be in a relationship with them anyway. That'd be a pretty good indication that you're not relationship material - at least at the point in time.
Also it's extremely low form to decide to make a joke of her years later on the internet especially when she might put real effort into all other parts of her appearance (you said she had a good body) - perhaps more than you!
Sharla her eye really wasn't that bad, it was barely noticeable really. This is primarily a lad's forum and we're just chatting and joking really.Quote:
Originally Posted by SharlaYou said in your original post you shagged her several times but you wouldn't take her out in public.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbolol I think I preferred you when you stayed away :lickish:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharla
Actually I didn't disregard her soley for her eye. She was just a girl I met in a bar and we ended up seeing each other over the course of a few weekends.
And are you saying that I should settle for a deformed looking person just because I have some bodyfat?
How shallow is that ;D
So for this little thing you didn't even notice standing next to her in a bar with her close enough for her to feel up your bald scalp your embarassed by her?!?!
Yet still turned on enough to shag her several times?!?!
That's not a problem with her. I'd say i'd prefer to date a guy with a lazy eye over tits myself!
Having said that I wouldn't dismiss either if whatever aesthetic imperfections they had were small enough to not even be noticable when I met them.
If you're looking so hard to find superficial faults to pick on in a person you shouldn't be in a relationship with them anyway. That'd be a pretty good indication that you're not relationship material - at least at the point in time.
Also it's extremely low form to decide to make a joke of her years later on the internet especially when she might put real effort into all other parts of her appearance (you said she had a good body) - perhaps more than you!
I didn't name her and put up pics or anything so I don't think I'm hurting her by making a light hearted joke of it.
And it's not like you don't have a pretty sharp tongue yourself. I seem to remember you calling one of your fellow student classmates a 'dirty little slurry' a while back. ;)
But I can overlook your prickly personality and see your inner beauty without judging you.
And by the way, you can't call me superficial for saying a girl had a dodgy eye and then mock me for my male breasts whilst keeping your moral highground ;)
So you're going to have to get off your high horse and join me and all the rest of the common rabble and imperfect sinners.
:)
She was and still is a slurry - because of her behaviour not a superficial feature. I think she knows I think that about her now.
I'm merely pointing out your man boobs because I think it pays to remember everyone has imperfections and while you dislike the idea of being teased for your tits the imperfections you make fun of are no different.
Plus to you it might just be joking around but I think you'll find at least on forum member I know of at least (who I think you should remember from one of your threads) has a lazy eye.
Saying a lazy eye you don't even notice initially gives someone mutant status when there are people on here with lazy eyes is pretty insensitive.
im in stitches !Quote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
:-)
Aww come on you're being way too serious here! We all take the piss out of each other on here and there's nothing wrong with having a lazy eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharla
OK now I've got that out of you I'm happy :p;):)Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboAww come on you're being way too serious here! We all take the piss out of each other on here and there's nothing wrong with having a lazy eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharla