Damn Sharla you've only been back 5 mins and you're laying in to me already!
Actually she wasn't my girlfriend she was just some girl I pulled in a bar. Actually she pulled me. I had a shaven head at the time and she kept feeling it and asking my I'd shaved it so short. It's funny I think I look like a right ugly twat with a shaven head but I was so much more popular with girls then
She was quite cute, Dutch, 19, slim, brunette. I didn't notice the eye till I got her home.
Anyway we had a few more nights together but at no time was she my girlfriend.
Her eye wasn't really as bad as the girl in the pic, but you could notice, she was just boss eyed.
So under the circumstances you can see why I couldn't keep her

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