Re: Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore
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JT Rock
I solved the size problem years ago.... if she asks for 6 inches I put it in 2X ;D
the two girls after my 1st 3 some :LOLATYOU: ;D
Re: Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore
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Taeth
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Bilbo
I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.
I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.
As a hobbit I am assuming?
Indeed, I may only be 4 inches in length but that's still past my knees :cool:
Re: Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore
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Bilbo
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Chino
AdamGB,
Heheheheh! If condoms are sold by size, how about female condoms? Are they also sold by tightness/flabbyness?
It is funny that every woman likes to think she's far tighter than the average woman, and every man thinks he's bigger than normal.
And yet we can all have sex just fine, so it seems that someone at least is lying.
Of course all my ex's have had flabbies if not when me met then certainly by the time we broke up :cool:
Ones you have to pay for generally are ;)
Although truthfully I'm sure we all (except Diane of course) have had them ones who you're not quite sure whether your in until they start moanin ;D
This has to be the most friendly thread I've ever seen, although I'm sure Moono will soon turn up claiming Pacquiao/Floyd/whoever his latest pointless thread assault is aimed at, has an ingrowing dick. Then levi#1 will show up claiming Pac is actually hung like a blue whale :-X
Re: Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore
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CGM
Lol scrap.
The biggest problem I have is trying to take a picture when it is erect. I have to stand in one spot for a few minutes, then come back to the same spot a couple of hours later to actually snap the picture, cause that's how long it takes light bouncing off the knob end to make it back to my camera lens.
You must have a really long torso ;)
Re: Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore
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AdamGB
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CGM
Lol scrap.
The biggest problem I have is trying to take a picture when it is erect. I have to stand in one spot for a few minutes, then come back to the same spot a couple of hours later to actually snap the picture, cause that's how long it takes light bouncing off the knob end to make it back to my camera lens.
You must have a really long torso ;)
:lol: touche!
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It is funny that every woman likes to think she's far tighter than the average woman, and every man thinks he's bigger than normal.
Exactly.
Re: Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore
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Chino
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It is funny that every woman likes to think she's far tighter than the average woman, and every man thinks he's bigger than normal.
Exactly.
You're telling me that woman actually boast to each other, about how tight their pussies are? Like guys boast about their dicks? Granted, I am not privvy to a lot of girl talks, but I do find this hard to believe.
"OOhhhh tee hee hee. I could break brass bolts with my vaginal scrunch!"
:rolleyes: somehow I doubt it.
Re: Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore
Thing is that everybody can make fun of a guy's manhood's size. We hear it in songs, movies, jokes, gossip, etc. But women being flabby loose is so underrated. I am not sure if women ever think that the same way they can criticize men for being small they can also be criticized for being flabby loose, not tight at all, etc.
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CGM
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Originally Posted by
Chino
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It is funny that every woman likes to think she's far tighter than the average woman, and every man thinks he's bigger than normal.
Exactly.
You're telling me that woman actually boast to each other, about how tight their pussies are? Like guys boast about their dicks? Granted, I am not privvy to a lot of girl talks, but I do find this hard to believe.
"OOhhhh tee hee hee. I could break brass bolts with my vaginal scrunch!"
:rolleyes: somehow I doubt it.
They may not boast exactly, but next time your with a girl tell her you could pilot a canoe up her birth canal and judge her response.
The next girl tell her you'd be lucky to get your little finger inside and see who responds better.
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They may not boast exactly, but next time your with a girl tell her you could pilot a canoe up her birth canal and judge her response.
The next girl tell her you'd be lucky to get your little finger inside and see who responds better.
I think its so underrated to joke about a women's womanhood. I can hear men and women joke about a guy being small but not hear them joke about how flabby loose a woman is. What happened to the girls in this thread? As soon as it was mentioned that girls can be flabby loose they disappeared.
Just like a kick between a guy's legs is so overrated. You'll see it in movies, funny home videos, everyday life, etc. A woman/man kicking a guy between the legs and everybody slaps their knee and laughs about it. Kicking a woman between her legs is as painful but its just underrated. Have a guy kick a girl between her legs and its not funny at all. That guy will be seen as the worst human being out there.
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Diane
Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.
A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!
Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.
http://i43.tinypic.com/dexvz4.jpg
Hmmm, I wonder who on here, I would need a magnifying glass with. :magnify:
I'veh heard that however big a man's hands are determines the size of his manhood. (The distance between the tip of his middle finger to the bottom of his palm where it meets his wrist). :-X
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Clubber
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Originally Posted by
Diane
Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.
A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!
Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.
http://i43.tinypic.com/dexvz4.jpg
Hmmm, I wonder who on here, I would need a magnifying glass with. :magnify:
I'veh heard that however big a man's hands are determines the size of his manhood. (The distance between the tip of his middle finger to the bottom of his palm where it meets his wrist). :-X
Nice one lol it's not far off;D
I'd like to hand these out to couples in the street (obviously newish young couples) and see the fella reaction.
"NOOOO love I got plenty in the draw at home..........come along now.........."
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Nice one lol it's not far off
I'd like to hand these out to couples in the street (obviously newish young couples) and see the fella reaction.
Hand them out both the male and female versions? ;D