Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

[Douglas]

Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.




Hmmm, I wonder who on here, I would need a magnifying glass with.

I'veh heard that however big a man's hands are determines the size of his manhood. (The distance between the tip of his middle finger to the bottom of his palm where it meets his wrist).