you just cant take a shit like you used to. nice & blasting & complete. now its halting, tentative, time-consuming, incomplete, weird pressure in your balls, fat hanging down, discomfort.
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you just cant take a shit like you used to. nice & blasting & complete. now its halting, tentative, time-consuming, incomplete, weird pressure in your balls, fat hanging down, discomfort.
Eat some prunes. They make your shit fly out and as a bonus they imbue your shit with an exotic fragrance that perfumes your bathroom when you have a shite. Your farts as well. Win win.
i drink so much water. i eat mangos, apples, i shit real good for the first 10 minutes, real fucking good, blowing it out of the intestines ina a great evacuation, then there is a lull, and i get this pressure feeling like there is still shit in me, i ccan feel it in the colon, shit stuck in there, and the rest just wont come the fuck out, so all day i get this mild pressure, this feeling of something stuck there, and it wont come out.
i ate 3 fried fish the other night, the fish was kinda tough but real fucking delicious. I ate the 3 fish, they were great, then I forgot to eat fruit. Next day I shit about halfway, shit real good, but the BOOM it just stopped halfway thru the shit. Shut down completely. STOPPED. Thought I was done, went to work, then after a few hrs, I felt a steady pressure building up in my lower intestines, a heaviness, IT WAS THE FUCKING FISH, SLOWLY MOVING THRU MY INTESTINES/COLON. Couldnt take a shit, just this pressure, this annoyinig-ass pressure building and building. Went home, tried to shit, but couldnt. Very uncomfortable so that I didnt even want to sit down on a hard chair, it felt like it would push the shit back up into my intestines. Around midnight, I felt it was coming out, so I took a small shit, it relieved some of the pressure, but then I went to sleep, feeling a bit better. This went on for 3 days.
FINALLY TODAY I COMPLETELY CLEANED OUT MY BOWELS, ALL THE FUCKING WAY. I DRANK 4 LITERS OF WATER THE NIGHT BEFORE, I PISSED 5 TIMES DURING THE NIGHT, I PISSED OUT ABOUT 3 LITERS, AND I ATE 3 APPLES TOO. THAT BLEW THAT SHIT RIGHT OUT THE FUCKING DOOR.
THE KEY IS WATER, MATES, DRINK ATLEAST 3 LITERS PER DAY, AND EAT ALOT OF FRUIT.
That Gamboa guy that lost the other day makes me feel old. A few years back he stopped a guy that I remember from the gyms; he was the opponent the very first time a kid I trained got in the ring. He lost to Gamboa in his 30th fight and that made me feel old. Now Gamboa is 32 and I feel very very old.
I went and sat in front of people 20 years younger than me for a job interview the other week.
You sit on your balls more often than you used to.
When your older you wish you were younger,! and when your younger you wish you were
older, what the fuck:vd:
When you catch a cold by going out in the torrential rain yesterday and it takes longer to shake it off.
Sciatica,fucking Sciatica.:eek: