Some Days I Hate Being Involved In Boxing

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Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey

Bingo,when you go up the ranks in the martial arts,any martial art including boxing,you should be warned,that if you deck the SOB,you might be held more accountable then the other guy.
Its assumed you have more control and more training,so you could have avoided laying him out.
I know thats horseshit,but thats the way it is,I mean anyone whose fought in any martial art knows you take the shot thats there,you dont have time to be a discerning shopper,but that isnt the way the court will see it.

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I must admit this thread comes across like one those classic 'You best hold me back guys, else I'm going to kill him, hold me back, HOLD ME BACK!!!, ........Damn he was lucky you held me back' type stories.

As for your pugilistic skills meaning you'd get into trouble for hitting him, I think this applies more to actual professional fighters whose bodies are lethal weapons, rather than a guy who hangs a punch bag in his garage. You'd could have hit him and been fine.

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Yeah,Gold and Silver at the Reading invitational in martial arts,the trainer of the only pro in Southern WV,a Toughman and a Rough N Rowdy champ to me credit as well,yeah Id have have been okey dokey,as long as your version of it involves the pokey. Especially since even though he's acting like a douche,he's a local boy,and Im not, he grew up around here,and I moved here 4 years ago.
Even you Bilbo,can do that kind of mental math

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yes, you would've been okey dokey neutralizing the situation.. there is no mental math to be executed.. as i said in my post that was ignored, it's all about intent.

Couldn't. Make. It. Up.

Awesome.

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Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey

Long story long,I go get my kid from the bust stop,he wants to go over to the neighbors house. No biggy.
So we drop off his book bag and head over
What I didnt realize is this wanna be tough guy had been drinking all day.
Guys 53 and practically crippled
So he decides he wants to get in to a tough guy pissing match with me,with my kid in the house.
First he shows me his 44, and points out its loaded,doing a full spin on it twice.
Then he tries to talk me down with all his tough guy tales,now keep in mind Ive spent quite a few nights in the Roundhouse,so Im not impressed.
Then he starts making noises like he could kick my ass,and I politely tell him,son I can drop you where you stand right now.
He flips
Now keep in mind he's been trying to get this going since I walked in the door,and my son is in his house.
Now I try to calmly talk to him,and that just makes him angrier,keeping in mind,I could have dropped his slipper wearing ass at will.
And as I sit here right now,Id love to go over there and deck his ass just for being a drunken asshole,but I cant,because even though he started it,if I finish it,guess who gets in trouble.

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The black guy?

Definitely an oldie but a goodie, and one I missed out on first time round. I'm not sure if I've every mentioned to anyone, but I played secondary school rugby, and once scored four tries in one game...

How did I not post in this thread? I posted in all of TM's threads.

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

Definitely an oldie but a goodie, and one I missed out on first time round. I'm not sure if I've every mentioned to anyone, but I played secondary school rugby, and once scored four tries in one game...

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Start your own thread you hijacking bastard ;D

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Originally Posted by ono

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

Definitely an oldie but a goodie, and one I missed out on first time round. I'm not sure if I've every mentioned to anyone, but I played secondary school rugby, and once scored four tries in one game...

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Start your own thread you hijacking bastard ;D

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Look you drunk cripple....

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Originally Posted by OumaFan

How did I not post in this thread? I posted in all of TM's threads.

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I was thinking the same. I kept myself entertained for months poking TM with a stick about his boxing/wife/being a nutter.

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

Definitely an oldie but a goodie, and one I missed out on first time round. I'm not sure if I've every mentioned to anyone, but I played secondary school rugby, and once scored four tries in one game...

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At Polk High?

I walked out of my front door this morning, and a bird had shat on my car.

It's times like that that I just hate being involved in boxing. I mean, I could have fucked that bird up with a Ninja death move, but I would have spent a while with my skinny cracked ass in a goddamn slammer. I mean, if a bird comes up to me packing heat, my training would just take over and I am a MOTHERFUCKING MONSTOR FOR MY WEIGHT after all.

The murdering paedo rapist next door is also rather annoying, but he does babysit my son, so I am not going to do anything irresponsible there (!).

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Originally Posted by CFH

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

Definitely an oldie but a goodie, and one I missed out on first time round. I'm not sure if I've every mentioned to anyone, but I played secondary school rugby, and once scored four tries in one game...

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At Polk High?

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Love the Al Bundy reference!

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Originally Posted by Fenster

So what you're saying is - the situation made you hate boxing because if you wasn't involved in boxing (still refuse to name any fighters you deal with? ;)) you would have duffed-up a drunk cripple?

err.. whether you're involved in boxing or not, bashing up cripples - especially drunken, slipper wearing ones - don't look too good dude ;)

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Fenster, this might be my favorite post of all time. If laughter could be expressed any better than LMAO, then I would do it. Haha, great post. Legitamately laughing right now.

;D, I miss TM. It didn't matter what the topic was he would always post something that left you scratching your head. The most clueless/arrogant/delusional person I've ever come across. Legend.

The thread about his wife's boxing career was the best. See your missus got sparked again TM. She was fighting a top contender, you just wait, she's going to flatten her next opponent!

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Originally Posted by Fenster

;D, I miss TM. It didn't matter what the topic was he would always post something that left you scratching your head. The most clueless/arrogant/delusional person I've ever come across. Legend.

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....have you read Brockton's posts???