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Originally Posted by SeanE
Anybody got an good tips for a yank going to Paris for the first time? I'm heading out tomorrow night and I'd like to see a few things not in the guidebooks - pubs, hole in the wall restaurants, clubs with good techno that doesnt' require you to dress like a frickin model.
I figure there has to be a few frenchy's on this forum, or at least a few brits who have spent some time there. I'll give CC's for good tips. I'll even give cc for good wisecracks :)
Firstly they are THE rudest KUNTS you will ever meet,they stink,Paris is dirty and overpriced,be sure to lob coins off the Eiffel Tower ;D ;D then head straight to the 'East End' of Paris and check out the REX CLUB and hear Laurent Garnier on the decks. 8)
We blew the side of a Church up through sheer boredom on a 3rd year school trip once with some sticks of dynamite.
We were only 13 and swerved away from the teachers for half and hour,purchased loads of porn then asked for Le bangers (we chipped in all our Francs at the counter and the twat gave us a massive box of bangers the size of cucumbers ;D).
Stuffed them ALL into the cracks in the church brickwork then twisted all the fuses together and lit it.
BOOM hahahha.
My school banned French trips after that 8)