Enzo Maccerinelli blamed For UK Earthquake...seriously

Experts from the British Geological Survey now believe that WBO World Cruiserweight Champion Enzo Maccarinelli was the reason behind this mornings terror earthquakes that rocked Britain!

The dynamite-fisted Welshman recently shifted his training sessions to the early hours of the morning to prepare for his mega-showdown with David Haye a week on Saturday at The O2 in London, and last night Big Mac put in an awesome power-packed session on a 400lb heavybag that experts believe triggered the earthquake which hit a staggering 5.1 on the Richter scale.

Professor T. Remor said: "The epicentre was originally believed to be 30 miles south of Hull but on further analysis of the data it appears that it was actually in the South Wales region in the early hours of the morning.

"This was the second biggest earthquake ever recorded in the UK. Strangely, the biggest hit Lleyn in North Wales back in 1984 (When Maccarinelli first put on a pair of boxing gloves!).

"An earthquake has a magnitude of four which is the equivalent of 1,000 tonnes of TNT or a small nuclear weapon. Last nights was of a magnitude four - which is pretty scary.

"As a boxing fan, I have read that Enzo Maccarinelli is working out at this time time for his fight with David Haye and we are now examining if he is the cause of these tremors."

Bewildered people lined up the streets as householders were shaken out of their beds and buildings shook, luckily WBC/WBA World Champion Haye is still training in Miami and missed the tremors - otherwise he would have pulled out of the fight!

Maccarinelli v Haye is the biggest all British showdown since the Nigel Benn-Chris Eubank epics in the 1990s.

With 50 fights between them, 40 by way of knock-out and 30 coming inside three rounds it is expected to be the most explosive showdown in recent years and is televised live on Setanta in the UK and on Showtime in the US.

Maccarinelli said: "Wow! that was some training session Enzo Calzaghe put me through last night.

"Enzo had me working on power punches on the heavybag for over two hours and I can honestly say I have never punched a bag as hard as that in my life.

"We have had a specially made heavybag imported from America, the kind that Mike Tyson used to use, to focus on power punching and when I was unloading the bag just went flying everywhere.

"I apologise if people around Britain were disturbed during the night by this but I am giving them an advanced warning now that they had better be prepared on March 8 because when Haye lands on that canvas it will trigger off an even bigger earthquake!"


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It's from Frank Warren's site which shows he can talk more shit than Bob Arum, although if Arum had said it he would actually mean it!

Anyway I have my own theory on the cause of the earthquake.












Rhun was out jogging!

Isn't getting hit by one of his right hands equivalent to being hit by a bus or a train or a plane or something? If so I guess this is credible.

I heard it was Mayweather dropping his wallet.

Im not with your theory Bilbo , i had been told by a reliable Yorkshire source that it was in fact caused by former WBO feather weight champion
Prince Naseem Hamed , he had taken to early hours of the morning skipping in order to fight the flab and get back in shape.
This was oviously to much for the Earths Crust , hence causing 5.5 earthquake.

If anybody actually believes this they are infact as stupid as the person who wrote. It just doesnt make sense at all, Haye will be laughing at this, not getting scared !

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Originally Posted by Tam Seddon

If anybody actually believes this they are infact as stupid as the person who wrote. It just doesnt make sense at all, Haye will be laughing at this, not getting scared !

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FRANK WARREN IS A TOOL!!!!;D

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If anybody actually believes this they are infact as stupid as the person who wrote. It just doesnt make sense at all, Haye will be laughing at this, not getting scared !

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Nope imo the most stupid person is the person who doesn't realise that the article is meant to be taken as a joke and actually thinks that some people might take it seriously ;)

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Nope imo the most stupid person is the person who doesn't realise that the article is meant to be taken as a joke and actually thinks that some people might take it seriously ;)

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Frank Warren is still a tool!!!;D

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Nope imo the most stupid person is the person who doesn't realise that the article is meant to be taken as a joke and actually thinks that some people might take it seriously ;)

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WISE WORDS FOR ONE SO SMALL MY HOBIT FRIEND , WISE WORDS INDEED , MIND YOU , YOU ARE 111 RIGHT ?

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WISE WORDS FOR ONE SO SMALL MY HOBIT FRIEND , WISE WORDS INDEED , MIND YOU , YOU ARE 111 RIGHT ?

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Al, your avatar is friggin freaking me out!;D

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Nope imo the most stupid person is the person who doesn't realise that the article is meant to be taken as a joke and actually thinks that some people might take it seriously ;)

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haha, well fair enough, but the quote from that prof makes it sound like it was serious in my view !

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Al, your avatar is friggin freaking me out!;D

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Dont worry bout it Pride , i was just a little .p.i.s.s.e.d off when i took the picture :)
I actually thought it catches my personallity well :)

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WISE WORDS FOR ONE SO SMALL MY HOBIT FRIEND , WISE WORDS INDEED , MIND YOU , YOU ARE 111 RIGHT ?

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111! Nah that was decades ago I'm 133 now. I left Middle Earth in 2004 after Peter Jackson finished Return Of The King.

I may return if Jackson can sort out the legal wranglings and make my own biographical film which lets face it, is what all the fans wanted in the first place.

I'm getting old now though so they may need to use a bit of CGI to cover up my wrinkles if I'm to actually star in my own film. My hobbit antics were over 80 years ago after all

;)Some good crack about the theory of this mornings earthquake...most of it will be true.Mind you i hope it was really Enzo sharpening up his punches rather than Prince Naz warming up.Please dont make a come back!HONEST!!Yer Enzo Maccerinelli does have alot of punching power,so much that Cardiff University of Science actually registered a reading of 500lbs from his punches.The equivalent of a small car hitting you at 30mph.WOW.It's going to be Awsome this fight.Just what the british fans have been waiting for.I cant wait!

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Nope imo the most stupid person is the person who doesn't realise that the article is meant to be taken as a joke and actually thinks that some people might take it seriously ;)

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;D

took the words right out of my mouth.