Enzo Maccerinelli blamed For UK Earthquake...seriously

[Dark Lord Al]

Nope imo the most stupid person is the person who doesn't realise that the article is meant to be taken as a joke and actually thinks that some people might take it seriously

WISE WORDS FOR ONE SO SMALL MY HOBIT FRIEND , WISE WORDS INDEED , MIND YOU , YOU ARE 111 RIGHT ?

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

WISE WORDS FOR ONE SO SMALL MY HOBIT FRIEND , WISE WORDS INDEED , MIND YOU , YOU ARE 111 RIGHT ?

Al, your avatar is friggin freaking me out!

[Dark Lord Al]

Al, your avatar is friggin freaking me out!

Dont worry bout it Pride , i was just a little .p.i.s.s.e.d off when i took the picture
I actually thought it catches my personallity well

[Kev]

WISE WORDS FOR ONE SO SMALL MY HOBIT FRIEND , WISE WORDS INDEED , MIND YOU , YOU ARE 111 RIGHT ?

111! Nah that was decades ago I'm 133 now. I left Middle Earth in 2004 after Peter Jackson finished Return Of The King.

I may return if Jackson can sort out the legal wranglings and make my own biographical film which lets face it, is what all the fans wanted in the first place.

I'm getting old now though so they may need to use a bit of CGI to cover up my wrinkles if I'm to actually star in my own film. My hobbit antics were over 80 years ago after all