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I've been watching Ryan Seacrest in American Idol lately. And I said to myself, this guy is really not that big. So I'd like to take on him. ;D I think I'm a couple of inches taller than him. He's only what,.. 5'7", 5'8"?.. medium built? I think can knock his ass out.
What about you guys?
Naked wrestling match with that violin player from the Corrs shes the hottest looking chick on the planet.
Hehe! Nice ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Andre
I'm sure you won't mind tag teamming with her sister too.
Does George W. Bush count as a celebrity? Because if I could get five minutes alone with that motherfucker, shit would get ugly.
I agree with that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by CFH
But I would love to give a serious beatdown to that ho Paris Hilton. I'm so tired of seeing that nasty a$$ biatch!! :mad:
Oh mate the Corrs are fecking gorgeous....Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Me I'd like to a no holds barred no round limit fist fight with Ashley Cole...
Not really a real celeb, but i would love to batter Jake from hollyoaks
I woud love to have a no holds barred,no clothes, full contact pillow fight with megan foxx in her bedroom ;)
I wanna be mounted by this chick in 11:14...
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rth/hottie.gif
Rachael Leigh Cook :lickish:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/1114.jpg
Sorry....But I'd like to punch Oprah.Just a glancing blow if we're asking :p
Also like Pacstraigtlefts Plan also....;D ... Hey, Shit I'd Fight Charlie Z at the state fair
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Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins
Id love to knock the fuck outta Tony Blair - John Prescott and Gordon Brown , and i mean reallly kick the Shit outta them , the set of Bastards.
Oh my goodness; I love boooooobyyyyyyyyyy's:lickish: The best thing in the whole wide world:lickish:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pacstraightleft
Anyways, back to the topic, I'd love to beat the hair off Carrot Top. That guy is so disturbing looking:-X
A close second would hve to be Bill Maher.
O.k., couple more victims of imaginary beatings.
1st. Henry Kissinger: Could anyone be harder to understand:confused:
2nd. If I actually was of the woman beating persuasion; I'd put a clinic on Shelly Duvall. Could there be a more sideshowish example of a woman??:-X I watched her with Robind Williams in Popeye the other day and wore a bunch of enamel off my teeth listening to her.
3rd. I'd like to kick Hillary Clinton in her bearded clam and see if she is wearing a cup. Must be like humping an ice cube being in the sack with her.
Normally, I'd never even consider hitting a woman.
But that **** Omarosa, from the Apprentice - Just one good punch in the mouth would make me feel a whole lot better.