If you could fight any celebrity who would it be?

[:::PSL:::]

I've been watching Ryan Seacrest in American Idol lately. And I said to myself, this guy is really not that big. So I'd like to take on him. I think I'm a couple of inches taller than him. He's only what,.. 5'7", 5'8"?.. medium built? I think can knock his ass out.

What about you guys?

[Andre]

Naked wrestling match with that violin player from the Corrs shes the hottest looking chick on the planet.

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Naked wrestling match with that violin player from the Corrs shes the hottest looking chick on the planet.

Hehe! Nice

I'm sure you won't mind tag teamming with her sister too.

[CFH]

Does George W. Bush count as a celebrity? Because if I could get five minutes alone with that motherfucker, shit would get ugly.

[Diane]

Does George W. Bush count as a celebrity? Because if I could get five minutes alone with that motherfucker, shit would get ugly.

I agree with that one.

But I would love to give a serious beatdown to that ho Paris Hilton. I'm so tired of seeing that nasty a$$ biatch!!

[Shamrock]

Naked wrestling match with that violin player from the Corrs shes the hottest looking chick on the planet.

Oh mate the Corrs are fecking gorgeous....

Me I'd like to a no holds barred no round limit fist fight with Ashley Cole...

[Rich R]

Not really a real celeb, but i would love to batter Jake from hollyoaks

[Julius Rain]

I woud love to have a no holds barred,no clothes, full contact pillow fight with megan foxx in her bedroom

[:::PSL:::]

I wanna be mounted by this chick in 11:14...



Rachael Leigh Cook

[Spicoli]

Sorry....But I'd like to punch Oprah.Just a glancing blow if we're asking

Also like Pacstraigtlefts Plan also.... ... Hey, Shit I'd Fight Charlie Z at the state fair

[CFH]

Sorry....But I'd like to punch Oprah.Just a glancing blow if we're asking

Also like Pacstraigtlefts Plan also.... ... Hey, Shit I'd Fight Charlie Z at the state fair

[Dark Lord Al]

Id love to knock the fuck outta Tony Blair - John Prescott and Gordon Brown , and i mean reallly kick the Shit outta them , the set of Bastards.

[LEGION]

I wanna be mounted by this chick in 11:14...



Rachael Leigh Cook

Oh my goodness; I love boooooobyyyyyyyyyy's The best thing in the whole wide world

Anyways, back to the topic, I'd love to beat the hair off Carrot Top. That guy is so disturbing looking

A close second would hve to be Bill Maher.

[LEGION]

O.k., couple more victims of imaginary beatings.

1st. Henry Kissinger: Could anyone be harder to understand

2nd. If I actually was of the woman beating persuasion; I'd put a clinic on Shelly Duvall. Could there be a more sideshowish example of a woman?? I watched her with Robind Williams in Popeye the other day and wore a bunch of enamel off my teeth listening to her.

3rd. I'd like to kick Hillary Clinton in her bearded clam and see if she is wearing a cup. Must be like humping an ice cube being in the sack with her.

[bcollins]

Normally, I'd never even consider hitting a woman.

But that **** Omarosa, from the Apprentice - Just one good punch in the mouth would make me feel a whole lot better.