How good are you at the p/up game?!

Alright guys, lets be f'n honest here.. We don't need this to become a pissing contest. We all know each other here and their isn't anyone to impress.

How good are you at picking up ladies....

Lets keep it simple with a rating 1 to 10.... If you want to comment you can, but a simple 1 to 10 will suffice.

10 being this - You walk into a very happening club, you pick out THE 5 best girls in the club. The 11 out of 10 girls. And over the course of the night you pick up everyone one of them. 5 from 5. You get numbers, you get kisses, you get these girls attracted to you, they're comfortable with you, and THEY are seducing YOU.

1 being this - You walk into the club, you spot 1 of the hottest girls in the club, she just HAPPENS to look your way, you shit yourself, you don't want to be caught staring so you look down at your feet, feel for your wallet in your pocket,, then go and get as drunk as you posssssibly can, so maybe sometime during the night, if you get wasted enough, you'll eventually have the courage to walk up and say hello to another totally drunk 4 out of 10 girl and HOPE she is horny and wants to just take you home without any effort on your part. BUT, as always, you don't talk to any girls, and you go home alone and beat off to the thoughts of some of the skantly cad babes that you'd oggled over all night.

And lets say 5 being - You think your pretty good, you can have conversations during the night out. You can talk to some okay girls. You can sometimes get the odd girl to like you. You've probably had a 1 night stand at one stage. But, if you go up and say hi to an 11 girl, you'll still get shot down every time. (they are reallllly tough b!tches to crack, not many guys can)

Now lets keep this honest.. If your going to say your 10 out of 10, your gonna have to f'n sell us on that one! And some of us will want some god damn tips while your at it!

If your a 1, who give's a sh!t.... 98% of guys are 1 out of 10. Women can really freak people out.

Lets make this a good honest discussion.

OH, and lets get it straight now, just cos your a 1 out of 10 with women, doesn't mean you can't put 99 out of 100 guys on the canvas in the ring....

Boxing and women are 2 TOTALLY different animals! =)

I'd sooner step in the ring risking brain damage most days than face approaching a stunning women..

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Anyway i'll start, i'm a 2... No sh!t... I'm working on it. But not getting anywhere so far. and i'm not going to give my whole damn story.. A few years ago I may have been a 3 or maybe 4... But I'll be honest, I sh!t myself thinking about approaching women.. It SUX!!!! It's a HUGE hole in my life!! But i'm working on it and I damn well intend on getting freakin good at it! Mark my words O0


Now get writing!

Thanks for being honest dude.

To be honest it's been that long since i went looking for skirt, but say five years ago id say i was 7/10, good but improvements could be made, hense why im with the women im with now ;D. Only joking!!

How old are you?

I'm 25, so I better get my a** moving right?

To be fair, I had a girlfriend from 16-18. I had a drug problem and another girlfriend from 18-22. I was ONLY social for a year but managed to get to a 4.. yay for me ::** Then got another girlfriend... and i've since dropped too a 2... all my girlfriends have been verrry decent though.
So basically my main problem is I havn't had a chance to practice my game to much, and certainly wasn't born with the social tools, so I need to practice.
If i'm no better at 30, i'm giving up and buying one of those "real dolls" and f'king it till it's pu$$y falls off. ;D

no seriously that was a joke. I'm not stressed or desperate.. I'm starting to go out again now on weekends and have a few female friends to go along with some weekends which makes life much easier so i'm not stressed.. It'll all come together soon.. I know i've got the skills somewhere. I just get too freakin nervous...
anyway, I'm looking forward to hearing everyone elses stories ............

Not to sound cocky or full of myself but when it comes to picking up the ladies I wuold have to say I'm pretty damn smooth. I would have to say I'm about a 8 or 9. Vary rarely do I ever get intimidated by a female. Now just because I'm good at picking up ladies doesn't mean I'm good at holding onto them and by that I mean I really haven't ever been in a long relationship, and the one I was in I ended up effing that up with my own damn stupidity. I think I have a curse when it comes to relationships I"ll probably end up 70 or 80 and single still trying to spit game lol.

I'm only a young fella and now i'm attached, but pretty much bein a boxer and alri-lookin i gotta say i'd be a nine.
And the trick I think is jus to act secure in urself and let the girls no that ur jus not ur typical booze bag out on the pull. I'm livin proof, it does not matter what u look like!

I never attract the girls that are worth attracting and the ones i do..... ::** :( >:mad

The last nut i attracted said she was drawn to me because (and i quote) "There's something mysterious about me" ::**. All she did was talk about how many stalkers she has. I'm not an insecure guy but my imagination reads into things a lot further than most. For instance i was picturing if i would for some reason stay with her from several years, and one of her "stalkers" would end up assassinating me after i won a title match or something. Trust me when i find that picture i've been looking for of me (the look basically says "I hate you. Don't ask me what time it is") it might put a few things into perspective. Thats the look i have on my face just about all day everyday. Nothing mysterious about that, i'm just an angry person.

So overall i'm a 1 as far as anything that counts but I'm a 10 when it comes to attracting the nutjobs out there.

I have been with a girl for ages now so i don't go picking up girls im happy with my girl.

Ha great topic! :coolclick:

For myself I vary depending on how much confidence I have at the time I think.

I can go as high as 5 or 6 on a good night, quite often pulled 3 or 4 lasses in one night although to be fair they ain't elite.

Sometimes though I barely register on your scale and would probably be a minus 5.

My worst ever moment came when I attempted to chat up this cute girl with the terrible, 'Oh I'm sorry I mistook you for someone else' cheese line. Anyways she wasn't buying it and just kind of looked at me like I was Ian Huntley or something. Nonetheless I tried to continue to engage her in conversation.....

Unfortunately when I'm nervous I tend to do stupid things and at this particular time as I attempted to take a drink out of my pint glass it slipped out of my fingers and dropped on her foot, soaking her but thankfully not shattering the glass and permantly maiming her! :-X

I was so embarrassed I couldn't speak and just kind of stared at her with a gormless look. She and her friends just walked off in disgust and I got a taxi home quickly after.

Whoa!!
Well I've been with my girl for a while now, soooo it's been a while since I've actually picked up on a girl and wen't on with it. Every now and then when I go out alone I'll pick up on girl just to see if I still got it. Truth be told I still do. I'm like Wadeb21 never had a problem picking up on girls don't get intimidated by them....
Alright check this is how much I didn't give fuck at one point.....
When I was 17 I wen't to audition for a Colgate commerical at the Hilton in Universal Studios I get there and I saw that there was some type of small gathering at one of the corners fo the hotel.... I walked away and went on to do my audition (I didn't get it :( ) so as I was walking out of the room where I had audition curiosity got the best of me and I decided to walk towards the gathering by this time there was less people so it would be easier for me to have a look at what the deal was... As I get closer I notice theres a black girl sitting down and she seems to be getting all the attention. When I get closer I saw her and I was like whoa!! then I looked again and it was Tatyana Ali (Fresh Prince of Bel Air) she noticed me as I walked up and smilied being the cocky cunt that I was then I took this smile as in a 'I wanna know you' smile.... ;D I walked off to the side and sat down in a near by sofa trying to look as if I was waiting for someone... I opened up by back pack and pulled out a magazine and sat there about 10 min. later the crowd was gone by now... I kept trying not to look over there but it was imposible the thing was that I was catching her looking at me so that would make me look at her. Finally I filled myself with courage and walked up to her she was with 3 girfriends there, I said hello and introduced myself and I told myself I would pretend not to know who she was so we started talking for a few minutes and then one of her friends tells me what I was doing on that weekend I said I didn't have any plans yet and I quickly jumped the gun and asked Tatyana for her number she opened her purse and grabbed a pen I looked for a paper in my backpack got one out and she gave me her number, we talked some more and I had to get going. I said bye and that was that that weekend I called her Friday afternoon and she wasn't in town so that was that, then I called her the following weekend and se he was still out of the state after the 3rd attempt I just threw the number away and tried to forget all about it.... :(

It's not like I really wanted to go out with her... :-\

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Whoa!!
Well I've been with my girl for a while now, soooo it's been a while since I've actually picked up on a girl and wen't on with it. Every now and then when I go out alone I'll pick up on girl just to see if I still got it. Truth be told I still do. I'm like Wadeb21 never had a problem picking up on girls don't get intimidated by them....
Alright check this is how much I didn't give F*** at one point.....
When I was 17 I wen't to audition for a Colgate commerical at the Hilton in Universal Studios I get there and I saw that there was some type of small gathering at one of the corners fo the hotel.... I walked away and went on to do my audition (I didn't get it :( ) so as I was walking out of the room where I had audition curiosity got the best of me and I decided to walk towards the gathering by this time there was less people so it would be easier for me to have a look at what the deal was... As I get closer I notice theres a black girl sitting down and she seems to be getting all the attention. When I get closer I saw her and I was like whoa!! then I looked again and it was Tatyana Ali (Fresh Prince of Bel Air) she noticed me as I walked up and smilied being the cocky c*** that I was then I took this smile as in a 'I wanna know you' smile.... ;D I walked off to the side and sat down in a near by sofa trying to look as if I was waiting for someone... I opened up by back pack and pulled out a magazine and sat there about 10 min. later the crowd was gone by now... I kept trying not to look over there but it was imposible the thing was that I was catching her looking at me so that would make me look at her. Finally I filled myself with courage and walked up to her she was with 3 girfriends there, I said hello and introduced myself and I told myself I would pretend not to know who she was so we started talking for a few minutes and then one of her friends tells me what I was doing on that weekend I said I didn't have any plans yet and I quickly jumped the gun and asked Tatyana for her number she opened her purse and grabbed a pen I looked for a paper in my backpack got one out and she gave me her number, we talked some more and I had to get going. I said bye and that was that that weekend I called her Friday afternoon and she wasn't in town so that was that, then I called her the following weekend and se he was still out of the state after the 3rd attempt I just threw the number away and tried to forget all about it....

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Ah mate Tatanya Ali was sweet made, seriously hot!

What I wanna know though is did you get a picture of her and you together and were you wearing shades at the time?

Im gona go for about a five/six

Im not the prettiest of bitches but im pretty confident when it comes to chit chat..

Cant complain ;)

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Whoa!!
Well I've been with my girl for a while now, soooo it's been a while since I've actually picked up on a girl and wen't on with it. Every now and then when I go out alone I'll pick up on girl just to see if I still got it. Truth be told I still do. I'm like Wadeb21 never had a problem picking up on girls don't get intimidated by them....
Alright check this is how much I didn't give F*** at one point.....
When I was 17 I wen't to audition for a Colgate commerical at the Hilton in Universal Studios I get there and I saw that there was some type of small gathering at one of the corners fo the hotel.... I walked away and went on to do my audition (I didn't get it :( ) so as I was walking out of the room where I had audition curiosity got the best of me and I decided to walk towards the gathering by this time there was less people so it would be easier for me to have a look at what the deal was... As I get closer I notice theres a black girl sitting down and she seems to be getting all the attention. When I get closer I saw her and I was like whoa!! then I looked again and it was Tatyana Ali (Fresh Prince of Bel Air) she noticed me as I walked up and smilied being the cocky c*** that I was then I took this smile as in a 'I wanna know you' smile.... ;D I walked off to the side and sat down in a near by sofa trying to look as if I was waiting for someone... I opened up by back pack and pulled out a magazine and sat there about 10 min. later the crowd was gone by now... I kept trying not to look over there but it was imposible the thing was that I was catching her looking at me so that would make me look at her. Finally I filled myself with courage and walked up to her she was with 3 girfriends there, I said hello and introduced myself and I told myself I would pretend not to know who she was so we started talking for a few minutes and then one of her friends tells me what I was doing on that weekend I said I didn't have any plans yet and I quickly jumped the gun and asked Tatyana for her number she opened her purse and grabbed a pen I looked for a paper in my backpack got one out and she gave me her number, we talked some more and I had to get going. I said bye and that was that that weekend I called her Friday afternoon and she wasn't in town so that was that, then I called her the following weekend and se he was still out of the state after the 3rd attempt I just threw the number away and tried to forget all about it....

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Ah mate Tatanya Ali was sweet made, seriously hot!

What I wanna know though is did you get a picture of her and you together and were you wearing shades at the time?

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No, no picture I didn't even own a camera then :(
But I was wearing my shades... 8)

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Whoa!!
Well I've been with my girl for a while now, soooo it's been a while since I've actually picked up on a girl and wen't on with it. Every now and then when I go out alone I'll pick up on girl just to see if I still got it. Truth be told I still do. I'm like Wadeb21 never had a problem picking up on girls don't get intimidated by them....
Alright check this is how much I didn't give F*** at one point.....
When I was 17 I wen't to audition for a Colgate commerical at the Hilton in Universal Studios I get there and I saw that there was some type of small gathering at one of the corners fo the hotel.... I walked away and went on to do my audition (I didn't get it :( ) so as I was walking out of the room where I had audition curiosity got the best of me and I decided to walk towards the gathering by this time there was less people so it would be easier for me to have a look at what the deal was... As I get closer I notice theres a black girl sitting down and she seems to be getting all the attention. When I get closer I saw her and I was like whoa!! then I looked again and it was Tatyana Ali (Fresh Prince of Bel Air) she noticed me as I walked up and smilied being the cocky c*** that I was then I took this smile as in a 'I wanna know you' smile.... ;D I walked off to the side and sat down in a near by sofa trying to look as if I was waiting for someone... I opened up by back pack and pulled out a magazine and sat there about 10 min. later the crowd was gone by now... I kept trying not to look over there but it was imposible the thing was that I was catching her looking at me so that would make me look at her. Finally I filled myself with courage and walked up to her she was with 3 girfriends there, I said hello and introduced myself and I told myself I would pretend not to know who she was so we started talking for a few minutes and then one of her friends tells me what I was doing on that weekend I said I didn't have any plans yet and I quickly jumped the gun and asked Tatyana for her number she opened her purse and grabbed a pen I looked for a paper in my backpack got one out and she gave me her number, we talked some more and I had to get going. I said bye and that was that that weekend I called her Friday afternoon and she wasn't in town so that was that, then I called her the following weekend and se he was still out of the state after the 3rd attempt I just threw the number away and tried to forget all about it....

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Ah mate Tatanya Ali was sweet made, seriously hot!

What I wanna know though is did you get a picture of her and you together and were you wearing shades at the time?

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No, no picture I didn't even own a camera then :(
But I was wearing my shades... 8)

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lol I bet you even had your trademark beard back when you was 12 as well ;D

Im a 5.5 :)

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Whoa!!
Well I've been with my girl for a while now, soooo it's been a while since I've actually picked up on a girl and wen't on with it. Every now and then when I go out alone I'll pick up on girl just to see if I still got it. Truth be told I still do. I'm like Wadeb21 never had a problem picking up on girls don't get intimidated by them....
Alright check this is how much I didn't give F*** at one point.....
When I was 17 I wen't to audition for a Colgate commerical at the Hilton in Universal Studios I get there and I saw that there was some type of small gathering at one of the corners fo the hotel.... I walked away and went on to do my audition (I didn't get it :( ) so as I was walking out of the room where I had audition curiosity got the best of me and I decided to walk towards the gathering by this time there was less people so it would be easier for me to have a look at what the deal was... As I get closer I notice theres a black girl sitting down and she seems to be getting all the attention. When I get closer I saw her and I was like whoa!! then I looked again and it was Tatyana Ali (Fresh Prince of Bel Air) she noticed me as I walked up and smilied being the cocky c*** that I was then I took this smile as in a 'I wanna know you' smile.... ;D I walked off to the side and sat down in a near by sofa trying to look as if I was waiting for someone... I opened up by back pack and pulled out a magazine and sat there about 10 min. later the crowd was gone by now... I kept trying not to look over there but it was imposible the thing was that I was catching her looking at me so that would make me look at her. Finally I filled myself with courage and walked up to her she was with 3 girfriends there, I said hello and introduced myself and I told myself I would pretend not to know who she was so we started talking for a few minutes and then one of her friends tells me what I was doing on that weekend I said I didn't have any plans yet and I quickly jumped the gun and asked Tatyana for her number she opened her purse and grabbed a pen I looked for a paper in my backpack got one out and she gave me her number, we talked some more and I had to get going. I said bye and that was that that weekend I called her Friday afternoon and she wasn't in town so that was that, then I called her the following weekend and se he was still out of the state after the 3rd attempt I just threw the number away and tried to forget all about it....

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Ah mate Tatanya Ali was sweet made, seriously hot!

What I wanna know though is did you get a picture of her and you together and were you wearing shades at the time?

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No, no picture I didn't even own a camera then :(
But I was wearing my shades... 8)

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lol I bet you even had your trademark beard back when you was 12 as well ;D

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No, I didn't have my beard back then....
I remember I started shaving since I was 14 trying to grow facial hair and nothing.... Hair was growing everywhere I DIDN'T want it to grow and wasn't growing on my face where I did want hair.... >:mad
I didn't start growing facial hair till I was like 22.... :(

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Whoa!!
Well I've been with my girl for a while now, soooo it's been a while since I've actually picked up on a girl and wen't on with it. Every now and then when I go out alone I'll pick up on girl just to see if I still got it. Truth be told I still do. I'm like Wadeb21 never had a problem picking up on girls don't get intimidated by them....
Alright check this is how much I didn't give F*** at one point.....
When I was 17 I wen't to audition for a Colgate commerical at the Hilton in Universal Studios I get there and I saw that there was some type of small gathering at one of the corners fo the hotel.... I walked away and went on to do my audition (I didn't get it :( ) so as I was walking out of the room where I had audition curiosity got the best of me and I decided to walk towards the gathering by this time there was less people so it would be easier for me to have a look at what the deal was... As I get closer I notice theres a black girl sitting down and she seems to be getting all the attention. When I get closer I saw her and I was like whoa!! then I looked again and it was Tatyana Ali (Fresh Prince of Bel Air) she noticed me as I walked up and smilied being the cocky c*** that I was then I took this smile as in a 'I wanna know you' smile.... ;D I walked off to the side and sat down in a near by sofa trying to look as if I was waiting for someone... I opened up by back pack and pulled out a magazine and sat there about 10 min. later the crowd was gone by now... I kept trying not to look over there but it was imposible the thing was that I was catching her looking at me so that would make me look at her. Finally I filled myself with courage and walked up to her she was with 3 girfriends there, I said hello and introduced myself and I told myself I would pretend not to know who she was so we started talking for a few minutes and then one of her friends tells me what I was doing on that weekend I said I didn't have any plans yet and I quickly jumped the gun and asked Tatyana for her number she opened her purse and grabbed a pen I looked for a paper in my backpack got one out and she gave me her number, we talked some more and I had to get going. I said bye and that was that that weekend I called her Friday afternoon and she wasn't in town so that was that, then I called her the following weekend and se he was still out of the state after the 3rd attempt I just threw the number away and tried to forget all about it....

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Ah mate Tatanya Ali was sweet made, seriously hot!

What I wanna know though is did you get a picture of her and you together and were you wearing shades at the time?

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No, no picture I didn't even own a camera then :(
But I was wearing my shades... 8)

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lol I bet you even had your trademark beard back when you was 12 as well ;D

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No, I didn't have my beard back then....
I remember I started shaving since I was 14 trying to grow facial hair and nothing.... Hair was growing everywhere I DIDN'T want it to grow and wasn't growing on my face where I did want hair.... >:mad
I didn't start growing facial hair till I was like 22.... :(

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Thats not too bad mate I'm 33 and still can't grow anything better than scraggly 16 year olds minge hair on my face :-\

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Dizaster,
What I'm about to tell you is probably one of the IF not the craziest/sad/happy night out I've ever had all in one......
This one night some friends and I got together to go out to this club called 'La Mirage' to be honest I really didn't like going to that club but I was out voted by my punk ass friends... So there was 4 of us we get to the club and right off the bat one thing about that place that I don't like was their cover charge 25 mutha' fucken dlls. just to get in (This was in 1999) it was like this up-scale but yet club place most guys had slacks, with dress shirts...
So the whatever we get inside and we start off doing the usual, you know walk around the club checkin the girls out. We settle in the Salsa, Merengue ans Spanish Rock room, by then I has finished my beer so I told them I was gonna go get beers I go comeback and those fuckers are already dancing so now I look like their fwocken waiter and one of my friends slips me a five on the pocket of my shirt (Like tiping me) *similie* I turn around and walk away I reach my standing spot and I see 3 girls dancing together the one that caght my eye was like that 'Black Rob' song "Whoa!" *smilie* I saw that several guys walk up to her and her friends and ask them out to dance they turned them down. I saw that as a challenge that I could get her to dance with me, so I walked up to them and said hello and asked her if she wanted to dance. Since I had walked up to her from behind she turned around and she 'No thanks, not now' I then tell her 'Why you being picky? I wasnt' her nad her friends started busting up laughing.... I turned around and walked away smiling. I get back to our standing spot and my friends had finished dancing so we take off to the Hip-Hop room and we do the same walk around.... One by one my friends start asking girls out to dance I stood there standing then out of nowhere I feel someon grab my hand and tell me 'Lets go dance' I turn to the side and it was the girl I had asked earlier to dance with me. I said to her 'No thanks, not now' (her same words to me) now I know this was a gutsy move but at this point I was like she turned me down so what I have got to loose here if she came up to me? She laughed and said 'You know your really something, you ask me out to dance and me being the good friend that I am didn't want to leave my girls alone so I said no NOT just to you but everyone who asked' at this point I some what felt like a fool she then tells me 'So whats your excuse for turning me down', I said 'I just don't feel like dancing now someone earlier brokedown my spirits' she laughed and said 'Yeah! right you look like a guy who has soo much confidence, come to think about it that's probably why this place is so full cause your confidence is taking up mos of the space'..... She then tells me 'Come on (holding my hand) let's go dance,how many girls actually come up to you and ask you to dance? Never mind dont answer that cause you'll probably tell me plenty' at this point she had hooked me and railed me in. We danced a few songs and had a really good time this girl was banging man so leaned over and kissed me, we exchanged numbers... We stopped dancing cause her friends were calling her. My boys and I took off back to the other room right when I got there I saw this girl with short hair (I hate short hair on girl with a passion) but this girl was sooo fucken hot I could give a rats ass what her hair looked like.... I quickly walked up to her and asked her to dance as I caught another guy walking up to her but he saw that I was there and turned around.... She said yes and we talked she had a beautiful smile we were dancing Salsa music so we were pretty much fucking over the clothes *smilie* I sware I could feel her HOT pussy on my thigh, my dick started getting hard and I was like oh! shit! we kissed and exchanged numbers. We stopped dancing cause I was sweating like R. Kelly visiting an all girls Jr. High School. *smilie* so I told her I needed to use the restroom.... By this time I had lost my friends somewhere in the club so I got to the restroom and then deicde to go to the patio to catch some air I sat out there and I saw the girl I had just finished dancing with leaving the club. I walk back into the 2nd room and they were playing 80's, Flashbacks I walk around looking for some girls and I spot one of 'em I walk up to her and once I reach for her to ask her to dance I realize it's my friends older sister (shes fucken hot and was in college then we were seniors in H.S.) she looked at me and shes like 'Robert your asking me out to dance? Wheres my brother?' I laughed I said damn! I didn't know it was you until I got close and your brothers somewhere around here.....
OK you know that one girl in H.S. whos older then you and you know you'll never get with her, she was there with my friends sister clubbing I sware this girl she was known a Cheerleader and was known as the Mexican Dennise Richards I used to sit 2 tables behind her in my cooking class (I took 3 yrs. of Int'l cooking in H.S) ..... It was a group of 6 all girls so she grabs her friends and tells them my brothers here I wan't you guys to meet him so were all looking arounf finally we find him and we all start talking and introducing eachother my friends sister then get's the bright idea to introduce me as 'Remember the little 9th grader that was in your cooking class?' (she had NO IDEA it was me) 'This is Robert' she started balling she couldn't belive it and don't why but I'm guessing it was spur of the moment she leans over and huggs me and shes like 'How you been, OMG let me see take off your glasses, I haven't seen you in years. God you used to make me laugh so much with your excuses for being late. Remember the time you walked in late and you told the teacher you ran out of toilet paper in the restroom and had to wait for your friend to bring you some from another restroom?' *smilie* 'I was like yeah! I was an idiot back then' she was like 'No you were sooo cute' anyway!! so we all decide to leave the club together and go eat we walk out and as were walking to the cars I hear someone scream 'Hey! you with the glasses' I turn around and I hear 'What's your name?' I said 'Come here I really don't like yelling' we meet eachother half way and we started talking she was hot but out of the 3 that I had met she was probably #3 cause the 1st and 2nd girls were a full 10/10 ass, tits, smile, teeth, hands, clothes, this last one I really didn't like what she was wearing and she looked pretty thick NOT fat but thick.... *smilie* so then she starts giving me her number I tell her I'll call you and out from behind comes the girl (Denise is her name) and shes like 'Come on stop playing with her, hes my boyfriend hes not gonna call you' and she pulls me away as I yelled back at the girl 'Don't listen to my crazy ass sister she does this all the time I'mma call you' shes like don't be picking up girls when your with us were college girls you guys should be paying attention ONLY to us... So we get to the cars and they all jump in to their car and we jumped in on our we had decided we were gonna go eat in East L.A. in this place called 'King Taco' it's the hang out spot late nights after a club/concert.... I was sitting in the back on the passenger side window and my friend whos sister was in the other car was sitting cherry so we were all talking driving on the freeway and they were giving me props for pulling in the 3 girls and getting the digits on them and they' were like we gotta get them together and go out and we were just doing our thing when from behind the girls car passes us on our left side and trys to cut back in well the driver lost control and they slammed into the center divider when I hear my friend yell at the top of his lungs 'My sister' the car spun twice and came to a stop our driver hit reverse and gunned it back while my other friend called 911 we all got off running to them our driver had flare lights so he lit them up and put them on the ground as we got to the car we could hear them crying and yelling I tried to grab open the door but the door handle was fucken hot and there was sooo much smoke in the car you couldn't see jack shit into the car so I wrapped part of my coat around my hand and opned the door smoke just came out we started pulling them out we all grabbed one girl and took them far from the car cause it was begining to spark I wen't back to the car just to make sure there was no one there and I saw some beer bottles so I threw them out into the bushes then I go back to where they were and the driver tells me I have weed and a pipe in ash tray so I run back and by this time I could hear sirens so I hurried up and got the stuff out and threw it away also...
Thank god no one was seriously hurt, they all had a few cuts, bumps and bruises bu nothing major....
It was a sweet and sour night for me cause the night I was on a roll and there was a posibility of me hooking up with my dream girl back then and it ended with all of us in the hospital in the waiting room.
I still have the shirt filled with blood that I was wearing that night....
And then when I started calling the girls I met that night I just couldn't stop thinking about what happened that night....
So anyway! I think overall I'm a 9 not perfect 10 cause I don't care how good looking you are unless your last name is Clooney, Pitt, Cruise or something like that there will always be a girl who will or has turned you down.

I'm good at making a girl laugh and everything, getting past that is the hard part for me especially if I'm sober.

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Dizaster,
What I'm about to tell you is probably one of the IF not the craziest/sad/happy night out I've ever had all in one......
This one night some friends and I got together to go out to this club called 'La Mirage' to be honest I really didn't like going to that club but I was out voted by my punk a** friends... So there was 4 of us we get to the club and right off the bat one thing about that place that I don't like was their cover charge 25 mutha' fucken dlls. just to get in (This was in 1999) it was like this up-scale but yet club place most guys had slacks, with dress shirts...
So the whatever we get inside and we start off doing the usual, you know walk around the club checkin the girls out. We settle in the Salsa, Merengue ans Spanish Rock room, by then I has finished my beer so I told them I was gonna go get beers I go comeback and those f***** are already dancing so now I look like their fwocken waiter and one of my friends slips me a five on the pocket of my shirt (Like tiping me) *similie* I turn around and walk away I reach my standing spot and I see 3 girls dancing together the one that caght my eye was like that 'Black Rob' song "Whoa!" *smilie* I saw that several guys walk up to her and her friends and ask them out to dance they turned them down. I saw that as a challenge that I could get her to dance with me, so I walked up to them and said hello and asked her if she wanted to dance. Since I had walked up to her from behind she turned around and she 'No thanks, not now' I then tell her 'Why you being picky? I wasnt' her nad her friends started busting up laughing.... I turned around and walked away smiling. I get back to our standing spot and my friends had finished dancing so we take off to the Hip-Hop room and we do the same walk around.... One by one my friends start asking girls out to dance I stood there standing then out of nowhere I feel someon grab my hand and tell me 'Lets go dance' I turn to the side and it was the girl I had asked earlier to dance with me. I said to her 'No thanks, not now' (her same words to me) now I know this was a gutsy move but at this point I was like she turned me down so what I have got to loose here if she came up to me? She laughed and said 'You know your really something, you ask me out to dance and me being the good friend that I am didn't want to leave my girls alone so I said no NOT just to you but everyone who asked' at this point I some what felt like a fool she then tells me 'So whats your excuse for turning me down', I said 'I just don't feel like dancing now someone earlier brokedown my spirits' she laughed and said 'Yeah! right you look like a guy who has soo much confidence, come to think about it that's probably why this place is so full cause your confidence is taking up mos of the space'..... She then tells me 'Come on (holding my hand) let's go dance,how many girls actually come up to you and ask you to dance? Never mind dont answer that cause you'll probably tell me plenty' at this point she had hooked me and railed me in. We danced a few songs and had a really good time this girl was banging man so leaned over and kissed me, we exchanged numbers... We stopped dancing cause her friends were calling her. My boys and I took off back to the other room right when I got there I saw this girl with short hair (I hate short hair on girl with a passion) but this girl was sooo fucken hot I could give a rats a** what her hair looked like.... I quickly walked up to her and asked her to dance as I caught another guy walking up to her but he saw that I was there and turned around.... She said yes and we talked she had a beautiful smile we were dancing Salsa music so we were pretty much F****** over the clothes *smilie* I sware I could feel her HOT pussy on my thigh, my dick started getting hard and I was like oh! S***! we kissed and exchanged numbers. We stopped dancing cause I was sweating like R. Kelly visiting an all girls Jr. High School. *smilie* so I told her I needed to use the restroom.... By this time I had lost my friends somewhere in the club so I got to the restroom and then deicde to go to the patio to catch some air I sat out there and I saw the girl I had just finished dancing with leaving the club. I walk back into the 2nd room and they were playing 80's, Flashbacks I walk around looking for some girls and I spot one of 'em I walk up to her and once I reach for her to ask her to dance I realize it's my friends older sister (shes fucken hot and was in college then we were seniors in H.S.) she looked at me and shes like 'Robert your asking me out to dance? Wheres my brother?' I laughed I said damn! I didn't know it was you until I got close and your brothers somewhere around here.....
OK you know that one girl in H.S. whos older then you and you know you'll never get with her, she was there with my friends sister clubbing I sware this girl she was known a Cheerleader and was known as the Mexican Dennise Richards I used to sit 2 tables behind her in my cooking class (I took 3 yrs. of Int'l cooking in H.S) ..... It was a group of 6 all girls so she grabs her friends and tells them my brothers here I wan't you guys to meet him so were all looking arounf finally we find him and we all start talking and introducing eachother my friends sister then get's the bright idea to introduce me as 'Remember the little 9th grader that was in your cooking class?' (she had NO IDEA it was me) 'This is Robert' she started balling she couldn't belive it and don't why but I'm guessing it was spur of the moment she leans over and huggs me and shes like 'How you been, OMG let me see take off your glasses, I haven't seen you in years. God you used to make me laugh so much with your excuses for being late. Remember the time you walked in late and you told the teacher you ran out of toilet paper in the restroom and had to wait for your friend to bring you some from another restroom?' *smilie* 'I was like yeah! I was an idiot back then' she was like 'No you were sooo cute' anyway!! so we all decide to leave the club together and go eat we walk out and as were walking to the cars I hear someone scream 'Hey! you with the glasses' I turn around and I hear 'What's your name?' I said 'Come here I really don't like yelling' we meet eachother half way and we started talking she was hot but out of the 3 that I had met she was probably #3 cause the 1st and 2nd girls were a full 10/10 a**, tits, smile, teeth, hands, clothes, this last one I really didn't like what she was wearing and she looked pretty thick NOT fat but thick.... *smilie* so then she starts giving me her number I tell her I'll call you and out from behind comes the girl (Denise is her name) and shes like 'Come on stop playing with her, hes my boyfriend hes not gonna call you' and she pulls me away as I yelled back at the girl 'Don't listen to my crazy a** sister she does this all the time I'mma call you' shes like don't be picking up girls when your with us were college girls you guys should be paying attention ONLY to us... So we get to the cars and they all jump in to their car and we jumped in on our we had decided we were gonna go eat in East L.A. in this place called 'King Taco' it's the hang out spot late nights after a club/concert.... I was sitting in the back on the passenger side window and my friend whos sister was in the other car was sitting cherry so we were all talking driving on the freeway and they were giving me props for pulling in the 3 girls and getting the digits on them and they' were like we gotta get them together and go out and we were just doing our thing when from behind the girls car passes us on our left side and trys to cut back in well the driver lost control and they slammed into the center divider when I hear my friend yell at the top of his lungs 'My sister' the car spun twice and came to a stop our driver hit reverse and gunned it back while my other friend called 911 we all got off running to them our driver had flare lights so he lit them up and put them on the ground as we got to the car we could hear them crying and yelling I tried to grab open the door but the door handle was fucken hot and there was sooo much smoke in the car you couldn't see jack S*** into the car so I wrapped part of my coat around my hand and opned the door smoke just came out we started pulling them out we all grabbed one girl and took them far from the car cause it was begining to spark I wen't back to the car just to make sure there was no one there and I saw some beer bottles so I threw them out into the bushes then I go back to where they were and the driver tells me I have weed and a pipe in ash tray so I run back and by this time I could hear sirens so I hurried up and got the stuff out and threw it away also...
Thank god no one was seriously hurt, they all had a few cuts, bumps and bruises bu nothing major....
It was a sweet and sour night for me cause the night I was on a roll and there was a posibility of me hooking up with my dream girl back then and it ended with all of us in the hospital in the waiting room.
I still have the shirt filled with blood that I was wearing that night....
And then when I started calling the girls I met that night I just couldn't stop thinking about what happened that night....
So anyway! I think overall I'm a 9 not perfect 10 cause I don't care how good looking you are unless your last name is Clooney, Pitt, Cruise or something like that there will always be a girl who will or has turned you down.

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Well I'll give you another :coolclick: for the effort it must have teken to write all that, and I sure as hell expect one back for effort it took to read it too!

Glad nobody got seriously hurt in the end.

By the way you are too modest, ONLY rating yourself a 9/10 :P

Glad you have more luck with ladies than I do but to be fair I don't own a pair of shades.................

Sorry CutMeMick Karma means I have to owe you again in 24

In my heyday I probably had the potential to be an 8 boardering 9. The problem being that I would always settle for a 5 or a 6 girl becasue it meant less effort. The best looking girl I ever could have been with I knocked back to take home some cheap bit of skirt. Huge mistake.

4 id say not to confident when i get chattin tho i do alright

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Well I'll give you another :coolclick: for the effort it must have teken to write all that, and I sure as hell expect one back for effort it took to read it too!

Glad nobody got seriously hurt in the end.

By the way you are too modest, ONLY rating yourself a 9/10 :P

Glad you have more luck with ladies than I do but to be fair I don't own a pair of shades.................

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CC#935 on me Bilbs and thanks for taking the time to read that....
I could send you a pair of shades I just bought some new ones so I wont be using my older ones as often... 8)

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In my heyday I probably had the potential to be an 8 boardering 9. The problem being that I would always settle for a 5 or a 6 girl becasue it meant less effort. The best looking girl I ever could have been with I knocked back to take home some cheap bit of skirt. Huge mistake.

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Reminds me of the George Carlin joke, where hes says hes never been with a proper 10 but once he did fuck five 2's in one night. ;D

Thats me mate ;D

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I just typed the longest post I have ever typed and my session timed out and it was lost. I feel so demoralized


Anyways, to the response I give myself an 8.5 of 10. I am 22, good looking, and i am not a shallow deutsche bag about it.


**if anyone want to see compromising pics of a couple ex girls i've dated, PM me ;) ;) just had them posted but felt kind of conflicted about it :-\

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I just typed the longest post I have ever typed and my session timed out and it was lost. I feel so demoralized :'(

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It shouldn't have beeb lost, it stays there until you click on post again.... ???
Thats strange cause I always get thos time out session things but I never loose my content...

Hint whenever your typing long posts try to hit Ctrl + C to copy what you've typed so far... ;)

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I just typed the longest post I have ever typed and my session timed out and it was lost. I feel so demoralized :'(

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It shouldn't have beeb lost, it stays there until you click on post again.... ???
Thats strange cause I always get thos time out session things but I never loose my content...

Hint whenever your typing long posts try to hit Ctrl + C to copy what you've typed so far... ;)

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Problem is, I am on a wireless connection right now and it is kind of spotty. After I got the "session timed out" I reloaded, but not happened after a few minutes so I shut it down. It is ok, though :)

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I just typed the longest post I have ever typed and my session timed out and it was lost. I feel so demoralized :'(

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It shouldn't have beeb lost, it stays there until you click on post again.... ???
Thats strange cause I always get thos time out session things but I never loose my content...

Hint whenever your typing long posts try to hit Ctrl + C to copy what you've typed so far... ;)

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Problem is, I am on a wireless connection right now and it is kind of spotty. After I got the "session timed out" I reloaded, but not happened after a few minutes so I shut it down. It is ok, though :)

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Send me the pics buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lickish:

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I'm 25, so I better get my a** moving right?

To be fair, I had a girlfriend from 16-18. I had a drug problem and another girlfriend from 18-22. I was ONLY social for a year but managed to get to a 4.. yay for me ::** Then got another girlfriend... and i've since dropped too a 2... all my girlfriends have been verrry decent though.
So basically my main problem is I havn't had a chance to practice my game to much, and certainly wasn't born with the social tools, so I need to practice.
If i'm no better at 30, i'm giving up and buying one of those "real dolls" and f'king it till it's pu$$y falls off. ;D
no seriously that was a joke. I'm not stressed or desperate.. I'm starting to go out again now on weekends and have a few female friends to go along with some weekends which makes life much easier so i'm not stressed.. It'll all come together soon.. I know i've got the skills somewhere. I just get too freakin nervous...
anyway, I'm looking forward to hearing everyone elses stories ............

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Hey man I saw a documentary on the guy that makes them. Scary bastards them dolls mate (and the owners), there was this one guy who took his doll out with him for a drive everyday and spoke to it all the time. They cost about five grand too! I think id rather have five grand worth of whores in his shoes.

Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of shit like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

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let my crew take care of that.

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let my crew take care of that.

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So as the boss of your gang is it the left or right trouser leg you roll up?

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Ah poor little bilbo. Still seeking attention. Why don't you take a vacation and bring your ass to Los Angeles. I will personally make sure you have a good time. We'll kick it with the homies. Kick it with some hood rats. Get you laid for the first time in your life. You'll have fun. How about it?

Well, hearing all the stories, I'm going to have to change my score around. Now i've thought about past experiences, it's a little more complex.

For approaching women, i'd still be a 2. I can't do it.
BUT, when I think of all the times I HAVE been talking to girls for whatever reason, I havn't done much wrong. I didn't take them all home and bang them, but they were attracted. If I was able to actually APPROACH girls, and that's it, break through that part, I'd probably put myself at about a 5 or 6. Just going on natural ability of making a girl feel comfortable and the fact that as someone said, not just another booze bag, they wanted to be around me a hell of a lot more...
And I aint an ugly fk although a broken nose didn't help me much ;D

So i'm saying 5 for ability (that's still piss weak compared to where I want to be)
and 2 for being such a pu$$y that can't go up to girls...

All you guys would be hella fun to go out with on the town!

One thing i've learned though, it has nothing to do with looks.. I've got a friend who's head looks like a pumpkin, he weighs like 110 lbs, his HEAD looks like it's half that weight, and NONE of his other looks make up for it. He gets everything he talks to. Everything...
That's my inspiration when I see that ugly b!tch picking up...

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I just typed the longest post I have ever typed and my session timed out and it was lost. I feel so demoralized


Anyways, to the response I give myself an 8.5 of 10. I am 22, good looking, and i am not a shallow deutsche bag about it.


**if anyone want to see compromising pics of a couple ex girls i've dated, PM me ;) ;) just had them posted but felt kind of conflicted about it :-\

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Sometimes when I type HUUUUGEEE clever a$$ posts I make sure I copy the whole thing and paste is notepad or something...
I think because at my work our computers are rubbish and we lose work continually if when don't copy things before saving. It's just habbit now, but like you said, when you hit post and it f'k up on a huge post, you feel like "what a waste" and you think "either i'm not gonna bother typing all that again, but if I do it's never gonna be as good as the first time"..

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Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of S*** like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

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U from LA? Where bouts man?
Was in LA a couple years back, was 18 I think, man some those people over there don't like skinny white people walkin round at night! HaHa, got away without gettin my ass kicked tho...."Man I'm not white, I'm Irish, Damn!." Wasn't laughin then tho!

argh... VD! you stole their money!? that's bad man... I don't go what side of the tracks you're from... NO CLASS! :P

I reckon I'm about a 6 or a 7... I can talk a lot of shit (they seem to like that...) but between boxing/drumming I've sort of fucked my ability to dance! :P

I'm decent... no one's John Travolta are they? I'm just not big on it! :)

you cant beat the good old slap on the arse and "how fit are you comment" or the dancin behind the girl and rubbin ur sack up against there back

About a 7 i would say.