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09-09-2007, 09:56 PM
frozensolid_702

URGENT!!!! PLEASE READ

I just got a real good job at a bank and they are hair testing me, tomorrow.

I went and bought some "cleansing shampoo," called "Stat." I've never used this product before and I'm not sure if it works or not. It cost me $30.00 bucks.

In the past, I've used AloeRid by Nexxus and it works like a charm, but the salons stopped carrying it. Right now my gf is on her way to the beauty supply store to pick up some generic stuff that supposedly removes all of the impurities from your hair like AloeRid does.

Anybody on here have a proven method to passing a hair test, when you know damn well you shouldn't? If so, how did you do it??

Thanks for all feedback.
09-09-2007, 10:16 PM
skel1983

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Originally Posted by frozensolid_702

I just got a real good job at a bank and they are hair testing me, tomorrow.

I went and bought some "cleansing shampoo," called "Stat." I've never used this product before and I'm not sure if it works or not. It cost me $30.00 bucks.

In the past, I've used AloeRid by Nexxus and it works like a charm, but the salons stopped carrying it. Right now my gf is on her way to the beauty supply store to pick up some generic stuff that supposedly removes all of the impurities from your hair like AloeRid does.

Anybody on here have a proven method to passing a hair test, when you know damn well you shouldn't? If so, how did you do it??

Thanks for all feedback.

WTF ?? Hair testing what the fuck is that? Hahahahah, you have to have a hair test at work???
09-09-2007, 10:18 PM
ICB

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Originally Posted by skel1983

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Originally Posted by frozensolid_702

I just got a real good job at a bank and they are hair testing me, tomorrow.

I went and bought some "cleansing shampoo," called "Stat." I've never used this product before and I'm not sure if it works or not. It cost me $30.00 bucks.

In the past, I've used AloeRid by Nexxus and it works like a charm, but the salons stopped carrying it. Right now my gf is on her way to the beauty supply store to pick up some generic stuff that supposedly removes all of the impurities from your hair like AloeRid does.

Anybody on here have a proven method to passing a hair test, when you know damn well you shouldn't? If so, how did you do it??

Thanks for all feedback.

WTF ?? Hair testing what the F*** is that? Hahahahah, you have to have a hair test at work???

I was wondering the samething ???
09-09-2007, 10:27 PM
SalTheButcher

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buddy hair test works this way...

when you smoke weed (its the same for anything else) the hair that has yet to grow out (the root or folicle or whatever its called) is what is going to show signs of drug use, that means that if you smoke 1 day, and then you grow out your hair they can look at the whole strand and the part that was at the root when you smoked will show signs of use, which they can use to estimate about how long its been since youve done anything

if youve done anything in the last week your probably fucked, shaving your head isnt a bad idea if you wanna be careful
09-09-2007, 10:29 PM
AdamGB

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Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does... ;)
09-09-2007, 10:33 PM
skel1983

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does... ;)

LMAO

I know that doesnt look suspicious does it.
09-09-2007, 10:36 PM
SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does... ;)

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some shit like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker' ;)
09-09-2007, 10:37 PM
Kel

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Originally Posted by skel1983

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does... ;)

LMAO

I know that doesnt look suspicious does it.

LMFAO funny shit. Turn up with a fucking skin head......amazing.
09-09-2007, 10:40 PM
frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does... ;)

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker' ;)

They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.

If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag ;)
09-09-2007, 10:46 PM
SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does... ;)

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker' ;)

They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.

If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag ;)

tell them your a swimmer ;)
09-09-2007, 11:00 PM
skel1983

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does... ;)

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker' ;)

They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.

If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag ;)

tell them your a swimmer ;)

Hahahahah this is some funny shit, to be honest if my employer asked me to do this id tell them to go fuck themselves.
09-09-2007, 11:57 PM
frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by skel1983

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does... ;)

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker' ;)

They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.

If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag ;)

tell them your a swimmer ;)

Hahahahah this is some funny S***, to be honest if my employer asked me to do this id tell them to go F*** themselves.

I'm guessing you're not from the US?

The reason I'm making that assumption is because just about every employer makes you test before you get a job these days.
09-10-2007, 12:37 AM
skel1983

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Originally Posted by frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by skel1983

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does... ;)

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker' ;)

They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.

If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag ;)

tell them your a swimmer ;)

Hahahahah this is some funny S***, to be honest if my employer asked me to do this id tell them to go F*** themselves.

I'm guessing you're not from the US?

The reason I'm making that assumption is because just about every employer makes you test before you get a job these days.

Yes dude im English, so say you smoked Weed on a social basis, you wouldnt get the job? I dont but alot of my mates do and for that to effect there chances of employment would be harsh.
09-10-2007, 01:14 AM
Kev

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Ok so the hair test is to test for drugs? ???

I was thinking they were checking for nits or headlice which would sound totally like an English council scheme, although no doubt Sikhs or any other turban wearers would be excempt in case we offended them, even though those mangy types would be the ones most likely to be carrying an infestation of creepie crawlies on their scalps >:mad
09-10-2007, 02:37 AM
frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by skel1983

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Originally Posted by frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by skel1983

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does... ;)

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker' ;)

They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.

If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag ;)

tell them your a swimmer ;)

Hahahahah this is some funny S***, to be honest if my employer asked me to do this id tell them to go F*** themselves.

I'm guessing you're not from the US?

The reason I'm making that assumption is because just about every employer makes you test before you get a job these days.

Yes dude im English, so say you smoked Weed on a social basis, you wouldnt get the job? I dont but alot of my mates do and for that to effect there chances of employment would be harsh.

That's exactly it.

Plus, some banks (like the one I'm currently in the hiring process with) will check your credit as part of the background check.
09-10-2007, 02:50 AM
skel1983

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Originally Posted by frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by skel1983

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Originally Posted by frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by skel1983

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does... ;)

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker' ;)

They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.

If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag ;)

tell them your a swimmer ;)

Hahahahah this is some funny S***, to be honest if my employer asked me to do this id tell them to go F*** themselves.

I'm guessing you're not from the US?

The reason I'm making that assumption is because just about every employer makes you test before you get a job these days.

Yes dude im English, so say you smoked Weed on a social basis, you wouldnt get the job? I dont but alot of my mates do and for that to effect there chances of employment would be harsh.

That's exactly it.

Plus, some banks (like the one I'm currently in the hiring process with) will check your credit as part of the background check.

Yes we have the cradit rating with most companies involved with Finance, but the Hair thing imo is a bit over the top? How long has this been in oparation? Saying that no doubt we will employ the same tests in the next few years.
09-10-2007, 03:29 AM
CFH

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I don't think I'd have ever gotten a job if they had those here in Canada. If you're sure you're going to fail, you could try telling them you can't let them do it for religious reasons. That would probably work better here than in the states though.
09-11-2007, 03:21 AM
Cortez The Killer

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Do they actually pluck they hair or can you fake "pluck" your own and use a clean strain of someone elses hair?

That is pretty extreme they use the hair test..they must be really paranoid. I think the majority of jobs will just use a urine test. There's lots of ways to get around the urine test.
09-11-2007, 08:00 AM
Lords Gym

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cut your hair bald , and shave your pubes just in case. :laugh:
09-11-2007, 05:28 PM
katfight

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

Ok so the hair test is to test for drugs? ???

I was thinking they were checking for nits or headlice which would sound totally like an English council scheme, although no doubt Sikhs or any other turban wearers would be excempt in case we offended them, even though those mangy types would be the ones most likely to be carrying an infestation of creepie crawlies on their scalps >:mad

hahahahahahahaha u know u re such a dickhead

but ya make me laugh :lickish:
09-12-2007, 11:45 AM
donnydarkoIRL

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The only reason they test u over here is if ur joining the cops, and a mate of mine passed that even tho he's a nature lover.
09-12-2007, 02:57 PM
Master

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Bilbo I would have ignored your silly comments but you need to know that you are being ignorant and offensive. Just because someone looks different to you does not mean that they are inferior to you or dirty. You probably have no Sikh friends but if you did, you would know they are clean and decent people just like everyone else.
09-12-2007, 05:48 PM
SigmaMu

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I remember the last time I had a hair test.
I guess it all depends on what they are looking for.

Weed is the thing that stays in your system the longest.

If I recall, 3 months and your are clean from weed.

I had smoked weed just about 3 months before the test and I came up clean.

I had done coca and heroine about a month before the test and nothing happend.

Again, I don't know what they were testing for but I passed the test and got the job.

Good luck.

You can always shave everything including your eyebrows and you can tell them you are part of the Zab Judah cult.
09-12-2007, 06:02 PM
Kev

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Originally Posted by Master

Bilbo I would have ignored your silly comments but you need to know that you are being ignorant and offensive. Just because someone looks different to you does not mean that they are inferior to you or dirty. You probably have no Sikh friends but if you did, you would know they are clean and decent people just like everyone else.

C'mon man this the Let's Get it On private section of a boxing forum where we come for a bit of banter. If you want political correctness then stick to making posts on the Womans Institute forum.

I'm not racist, look Katfight laughed and she's half Irish pikey and half Romany gypo and her kids a mixture of all sorts ::*

It's just a joke mate, honestly it amazes me that some of you guys actually take what I say as serious :lickish:
09-12-2007, 06:09 PM
skel1983

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Originally Posted by Danny_G

I remember the last time I had a hair test.
I guess it all depends on what they are looking for.

Weed is the thing that stays in your system the longest.

If I recall, 3 months and your are clean from weed.

I had smoked weed just about 3 months before the test and I came up clean.

I had done coca and heroine about a month before the test and nothing happend.

Again, I don't know what they were testing for but I passed the test and got the job.

Good luck.

You can always shave everything including your eyebrows and you can tell them you are part of the Zab Judah cult.

You do Heroine dude??
09-12-2007, 09:12 PM
SigmaMu

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Originally Posted by skel1983

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Originally Posted by Danny_G

I remember the last time I had a hair test.
I guess it all depends on what they are looking for.

Weed is the thing that stays in your system the longest.

If I recall, 3 months and your are clean from weed.

I had smoked weed just about 3 months before the test and I came up clean.

I had done coca and heroine about a month before the test and nothing happend.

Again, I don't know what they were testing for but I passed the test and got the job.

Good luck.

You can always shave everything including your eyebrows and you can tell them you are part of the Zab Judah cult.

You do Heroine dude??

Not anymore.
09-12-2007, 09:36 PM
Saddo

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Mate its a piece of piss....

just get yourself one of these wigs.....

http://www.funpartywigs.com/Images/bestwigs/afro4.jpg

Job done 8)

P.S the tash is optional as they come as a set ;)
09-12-2007, 11:08 PM
Lords Gym

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Originally Posted by Saddo

Mate its a piece of piss....

just get yourself one of these wigs.....

http://www.funpartywigs.com/Images/bestwigs/afro4.jpg

Job done 8)

P.S the tash is optional as they come as a set ;)

LOL.. they snatch hair off that.. the results come back you been pluggin horses. :bananasex:

:laugh:

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