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[frozensolid_702]

I just got a real good job at a bank and they are hair testing me, tomorrow.

I went and bought some "cleansing shampoo," called "Stat." I've never used this product before and I'm not sure if it works or not. It cost me $30.00 bucks.

In the past, I've used AloeRid by Nexxus and it works like a charm, but the salons stopped carrying it. Right now my gf is on her way to the beauty supply store to pick up some generic stuff that supposedly removes all of the impurities from your hair like AloeRid does.


Anybody on here have a proven method to passing a hair test, when you know damn well you shouldn't? If so, how did you do it??


Thanks for all feedback.

[skel1983]

I just got a real good job at a bank and they are hair testing me, tomorrow.

I went and bought some "cleansing shampoo," called "Stat." I've never used this product before and I'm not sure if it works or not. It cost me $30.00 bucks.

In the past, I've used AloeRid by Nexxus and it works like a charm, but the salons stopped carrying it. Right now my gf is on her way to the beauty supply store to pick up some generic stuff that supposedly removes all of the impurities from your hair like AloeRid does.


Anybody on here have a proven method to passing a hair test, when you know damn well you shouldn't? If so, how did you do it??


Thanks for all feedback.

WTF ?? Hair testing what the fuck is that? Hahahahah, you have to have a hair test at work

[ICB]

I just got a real good job at a bank and they are hair testing me, tomorrow.

I went and bought some "cleansing shampoo," called "Stat." I've never used this product before and I'm not sure if it works or not. It cost me $30.00 bucks.

In the past, I've used AloeRid by Nexxus and it works like a charm, but the salons stopped carrying it. Right now my gf is on her way to the beauty supply store to pick up some generic stuff that supposedly removes all of the impurities from your hair like AloeRid does.


Anybody on here have a proven method to passing a hair test, when you know damn well you shouldn't? If so, how did you do it??


Thanks for all feedback.

WTF ?? Hair testing what the F*** is that? Hahahahah, you have to have a hair test at work

I was wondering the samething

[SalTheButcher]

buddy hair test works this way...




when you smoke weed (its the same for anything else) the hair that has yet to grow out (the root or folicle or whatever its called) is what is going to show signs of drug use, that means that if you smoke 1 day, and then you grow out your hair they can look at the whole strand and the part that was at the root when you smoked will show signs of use, which they can use to estimate about how long its been since youve done anything


if youve done anything in the last week your probably fucked, shaving your head isnt a bad idea if you wanna be careful

[AdamGB]

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does...

[skel1983]

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does...

LMAO

I know that doesnt look suspicious does it.

[SalTheButcher]

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does...

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some shit like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker'

[Kel]

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does...

LMAO

I know that doesnt look suspicious does it.

LMFAO funny shit. Turn up with a fucking skin head......amazing.

[frozensolid_702]

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does...

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker'

They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.

If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag

[SalTheButcher]

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does...

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker'

They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.

If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag

tell them your a swimmer

[skel1983]

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does...

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker'

They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.

If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag

tell them your a swimmer

Hahahahah this is some funny shit, to be honest if my employer asked me to do this id tell them to go fuck themselves.

[frozensolid_702]

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does...

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker'

They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.

If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag

tell them your a swimmer

Hahahahah this is some funny S***, to be honest if my employer asked me to do this id tell them to go F*** themselves.

I'm guessing you're not from the US?



The reason I'm making that assumption is because just about every employer makes you test before you get a job these days.

[skel1983]

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does...

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker'

They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.

If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag

tell them your a swimmer

Hahahahah this is some funny S***, to be honest if my employer asked me to do this id tell them to go F*** themselves.

I'm guessing you're not from the US?



The reason I'm making that assumption is because just about every employer makes you test before you get a job these days.

Yes dude im English, so say you smoked Weed on a social basis, you wouldnt get the job? I dont but alot of my mates do and for that to effect there chances of employment would be harsh.

[Kev]

Ok so the hair test is to test for drugs?

I was thinking they were checking for nits or headlice which would sound totally like an English council scheme, although no doubt Sikhs or any other turban wearers would be excempt in case we offended them, even though those mangy types would be the ones most likely to be carrying an infestation of creepie crawlies on their scalps

[frozensolid_702]

Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.

If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does...

na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker'

They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.

If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag

tell them your a swimmer

Hahahahah this is some funny S***, to be honest if my employer asked me to do this id tell them to go F*** themselves.

I'm guessing you're not from the US?



The reason I'm making that assumption is because just about every employer makes you test before you get a job these days.

Yes dude im English, so say you smoked Weed on a social basis, you wouldnt get the job? I dont but alot of my mates do and for that to effect there chances of employment would be harsh.

That's exactly it.

Plus, some banks (like the one I'm currently in the hiring process with) will check your credit as part of the background check.