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I F'N F'N F'N HATTTTEEE Spiders!!
I wish that I could buy a special spray to spray the ENTIRE block that my house is on, and every square inch of the inside of my house so no spider will ever be found in or near my house ever again!!!!
In the last week I have found 5 in my (messy) room... 2 white tails have been crawling in the clothes that I was going to be putting on within a day or 2....
It's summer in Australia.. And that makes it spider season.. >:mad >:mad >:mad >:mad
BUTTTTT here is the main reason for this post......
I just went out to my car to grab something out of the trunk.... I turned on my outside light as it's 9:20pm so it's just getting dark. I begin my shirtless (it's 85 degrees this evening) stroll down the driveway past my mums car and approached mine.
As I reach about the start of my rear door, only a metre or 2 left in my journey, I feel some spider webs clinging onto my arms. Instinctively I immediately reach to grab and pull at thin air on my arms to remove the webs....BUT...it was already to late..... I had not even removed a single thread of web from my arm, before I realise their is a fucking great big dirty black hairy creepy spindly spider darting across the front of my chest...
Over the next 20 seconds, while managing to stay on my feet, my arms, legs, head and torso span, twirled, threw, cortorted and jumped into what would have been at least 1000 different positions one after another until not only I was sure the spider was gone, but every single creepy crawly feeling I had over my entire body was gone as well....
Did I say I FUCKEN HATE SPIDERS!!???!?!?!!!
My car had been parked their no longer than 2 hours... But in that time this creepy, asshole, intrusive, rude, arrogent, cheeky THOUGHTLESS f'khole of a creature had already strung up a new home between my car, and a bush that sits along the edge of my driveway.....
It was a perfect setup to catch any HUMAN that wanted to come to our house... They would have had to walk straight past my car, and hence straight through the middle of this assholes web... But to be honest, I am SURE this setup was really designed,,, so strategically, to catch ME...
Now let me ask you,,,,, Where do these F'King useless creatures get off?????
So it's with that question,,,,
That I hereby declare A WAR, against the entire population of spiders that chooses to take up residence ANYWHERE near my house....
- I've decided first phase of my attack plan is to go to the hardware store tomorrow and purchase a complete arsenal of random weaponary to begin taking the fight to THEM!!
This race has had their way, on my block of land for WAY tooooo long...
NOT ANYMORE FUCKERS!!!!!
O0 !!! IT'S ON !!! O0
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I have already suffered a setback in my campaign!!
While laying down to watch a movie before bed, I checked over the end of my bed against the wall, and found a small spider there.. It was a harmless one, but I did not want it crawling on me at night, so I got a flip flop and hit it. I missed of course and it ran. I hit a few more times, disturbing some paper and rubbish that was down there, and this spider dissappeared unharmed.... I was pissed off, but as long as it stays put, FINE.. I would just do 10 to 20 seconds surveilance to see if it would pop up again to be finished off..
However my surveilence alerted me to bigger problems... About 10 seconds after the disturbance, a small whitetail came crawling out from the skirting board under the carpet.... It was tiny and I squashed it with a tissue. But another followed... Over the next 5 minutes, I killed about 10 that systematically came out of hiding to make they're way behind my bed to a 'safer' location....
Their migration flow has seemed to have stopped, but having found 1 that had strayed up onto my blanket during the commotion, I am now sleeping in another room of the house.....
- I've now had to put more thought and focus into the first step of my plan.
- Step one is now the purchasing of
1. Pack of insect bombs to blanket the room in deadly poisonous gas.
2. Inside surface spray to spray around the edges of the carpet where they seem to be hiding.
3. Outside surface spray around all enterences into my room and house.
4. Direct spray - for any that survive the initial, blanket poisoning
This should be sufficient ammuntion for the time being.
After my first wave of attack, I will then send in a clean up mission to remove any hiding spots or rubbish from the room, and completely clean up all dead enemies.....
I also now call on assistance from anyone who has any experience in this type of warfare...
CC to anyone offering any help ;D
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I nearly pissed myself laughing at these two posts. Specially the walking into the web bit I done that so many times ;D
I'm the same I hate the little twats, although I'm in the UK so we dont get as many big fuckers knocking about. I always have a can of Raid in my flat and this surface spray to spray around windows, doors and air vents. One thing spiders hate is vibrations, I think it fucks their senses. I have a large REL Storm III subwoofer and play that fucker loud from time to time. It does get them out and about looking for a quiet place to hide, thats when I spray their 8 legged asses.
Been looking at those things you plug in too, they are supposed to give out frequences they hate so they don't come near. Just not sure how good they are.
Let me know how you finally manage to spider proof your place.
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I fucking hate them too ..... check out this monstor for its weight ....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider
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I hate the little fuckers too, good luck in your campain of eradication and extinction.
I refuse to look at the links posted by X and Kel.
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I hate the little fuckers too, good luck in your campain of eradication and extinction.
I refuse to look at the links posted by X and Kel.
HAHA me either.... It's now a new day and i'm about to go down the hardware store so i'll post my progress... I'm working with a messed up neck and back from sleeping on a lounge in the living room as under my bed seems to be infested...
I won't be able to sit back and marvel about how freaky these things are over internet links until I take care of the real ones...
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Me too i have a phobia of them i think most people hate spiders, to be honest no disrespect to Australia. But i would never go there with the kind of spiders they have.
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Originally Posted by Ice Cold Boxing
Me too i have a phobia of them i think most people hate spiders, to be honest no disrespect to Australia. But i would never go there with the kind of spiders they have.
;D No disrespect taken... On a positive note, I live pretty far south so we don't get too many of the super 'exotic' ones down here. And we only have to deal with them over the hotter months really. So maybe 4 to 5 months a year... The rest of the year it's cold and you can pretty much forget they exist.
Up north though where it's hot all year round, they have many many poisonous ones and you'll regularly find spiders bigger than your hands crawling about the house...
I have considered moving up north for the warmer climate, but this is one thing that has kept me from considering it seriously....
I would have thought that some of the more southern states in America would have it's fair share or creepy crawly things...
I've always figured that the UK wouldn't be so bad though.
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Yeah hate them too man and being an aussie we got the fuckin funnel web too :(
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I JUST PISSED MY PANTS WATCHING THAT :o
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I love spiders; at least when I know they are there and not crawling on me unexpected. ;D Here's a picture of my "pet" Black Widow that lives on our porch. We have them all over our property, but I named this one Pandora and I like to shoot the sh#t with her while I'm sitting around on the porch ;D She caught herself a tasty caterpillar in these pics I snapped a couple of months ago.
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Originally Posted by LEGION
I love spiders; at least when I know they are there and not crawling on me unexpected. ;D Here's a picture of my "pet" Black Widow that lives on our porch. We have them all over our property, but I named this one Pandora and I like to shoot the sh#t with her while I'm sitting around on the porch ;D She caught herself a tasty caterpillar in these pics I snapped a couple of months ago.
I rather tie a steak to my left arm and piss of a pitbull as a pet, than a Venemous little crawly fuk spider, I'm seriously scared to death of those little bastards, their vertical leap is that of a prime Michael Jordan and are capabe of covering alot ground like a roadrunner. My rule is if they are in the living quarters than their good as dead.. outside, in the attic and basement they are safe
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Originally Posted by LEGION
I love spiders; at least when I know they are there and not crawling on me unexpected. ;D Here's a picture of my "pet" Black Widow that lives on our porch. We have them all over our property, but I named this one Pandora and I like to shoot the sh#t with her while I'm sitting around on the porch ;D She caught herself a tasty caterpillar in these pics I snapped a couple of months ago.
I rather tie a steak to my left arm and piss of a pitbull as a pet, than a Venemous little crawly fuk spider, I'm seriously scared to death of those little bastards, their vertical leap is that of a prime Michael Jordan and are capabe of covering alot ground like a roadrunner. My rule is if they are in the living quarters than their good as dead.. outside, in the attic and basement they are safe
LOL. My girlfriend wishes I would kill all of them, but I live and let live. I have caught a few inside our house, but I just relocate them outside. I've had several of my pit bulls get tagged by Widows and it can turn nasty and will look like they have basketballs in their heads by the time the venom sets in real well.
It was kinda scary one day a couple of years ago. My girlfriend had cancer at the time and was going through the chemotherapy, and in our bedroom she has a desk. She does bills and stuff at her desk and several times one day she kept saying their was something sticky hitting her knee under the desk. I finally got under there, and low and behold up in the corner was that messy , unconformed web so typical of Widows, and tucked way high in the corner was a big female Widow. It was scary because as sick as she was at the time, a hit from that spider could have killed her. It's amazing that spider didn't tag her, but I removed her and put her outside. My girlfriend was so mad at me and was crying because I wouldn't kill the damn thing :-[
It's amazing she hasn't left me because of my venomous snakes I keep and my "pet" spiders and all my pit bulls{she loves my dogs though ;D}. I'll probably change when one of those widows tags me real good :laugh:
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:o DAMN SHE WAS LUCKY.... your right that could have been a disaster if she got bit at her weaken state.
I hate it when you see a spider in the house plain as day, you turn around for a second and the little fuker is gone thats why I kill or capture on sight so the little shits dont get away and eat me in my sleep lol!!
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Yeah they are sneaky little critters. Though the Widow is really bad with its neurotoxic venom, the one I would kill on site is a brown recluse. They are nasty and can jump like Jordan as you put it, and will not hesitate to bite. That is a nasty venom they have, and is necrotic in its effect. My friends grandpa got hit by a recluse and 1/4 size chunks were falling out of his arm the next day :o
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Dont mind spiders myself. Actually found one on my exercise bike when I was on it yesterday and just put it on a piece of paper and moved the little fella to the closet!
I actually never kill any insects, even if there is a bee or wasp in the house I just trap in a glass and release it outside. I dont even kill flies, though the little fuckers tempt me sometimes!
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Well quick update.
I let go a single bug bomb in the room 2 days ago... So far i've checked behind the bed several times and have not seen any movement from the 'babies' which seems to have infested things down there. Although I have gotten that far into cleaning so until I move things around down there again, I can't be sure the bomb has even done anything at all. But for 2 days I havn't seen any spiders or any movement in my bedroom... So that is 1 positive.
I will still live in a little fear until I have removed everything from the room except the bed and I can see that their are no places for the bastards to hide.. I will still check my blankets before climbing in though.
I also got a professional outdoor surface spray and gave around my window and door near my room a good hosing down around the edges. A bunch of spiders came running out but soon dropped down and died. They were all tiny apart from one... But it's still early summer so all the small ones i'm getting rid of at the moment would soon have been BIG ones, so the work needs to be done now...
BUT - As usual, whenever a young adult starts any type of campaign of progress in his life, their will be a setback standing in his way in the form of 2 older adults... His PARENTS... and my case is no exception....
My parents in this case, insist on leaving both our front and back doors wide open from the early evening until they wake in the morning. This is due to it being a verrrrry hot few days, and as the night cools down, they open the door to let in fresh cool air... But of course, this welcomes in anything and everything that thinks the inside of a house is more inviting than the outside.
Fewer than 5 minutes ago I walked to the kitchen to take some glasses out of my room, and there in the sink was a GIANT GIANT white tail spider.... If you don't have these in America and the UK, thank your lucky stars.. They are god awful things that are rumoured to cause horrible horrible bites that rot your flesh.. Their are also rumours that this is untrue... But if freaking scientists can't even figure it out for sure, I'm not going to take ANY chances...
Now this one was HUGE.. They are on average, usually about the length of a finger nail. This mofo was easily from the tip of my middle finger down to the middle nuckle.... That is not normal.. That is freakish alien wake-up-in-the-morning-to-find-your-leg-is-green,-mouldy-and-4-of-your-toes-have-falled-off UNNN-Normal....
Now here's where I am PISSED OFF!!!! In my room, I am prepared for battle and armed for attack,,,,, outside my room, my mum is freaking inviting the enemy over the border for Tea and Scrumpets....
I just hope this battle doesn't end with me having a disfigured leg !!! It's my nightmare at the moment !!!
......... so the story continues .........
Oh, I was going to look up and post a link showing a whitetail, but I just met the captain of their experimental growth division in real life so can't bring myself to see any more for tonight..
Pray for me folks... pray for us all... ;D
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.....I hate spiders too, I also dislike sharks.....sorry Australia I am not going to visit you anytime soon....but if I do be prepared to lose some exotic species of spiders and sharks, because I will kill them by any means necessary
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man i fucking hate them as well.
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Originally Posted by Dizaster
Well quick update.
I let go a single bug bomb in the room 2 days ago... So far i've checked behind the bed several times and have not seen any movement from the 'babies' which seems to have infested things down there. Although I have gotten that far into cleaning so until I move things around down there again, I can't be sure the bomb has even done anything at all. But for 2 days I havn't seen any spiders or any movement in my bedroom... So that is 1 positive.
I will still live in a little fear until I have removed everything from the room except the bed and I can see that their are no places for the bastards to hide.. I will still check my blankets before climbing in though.
I also got a professional outdoor surface spray and gave around my window and door near my room a good hosing down around the edges. A bunch of spiders came running out but soon dropped down and died. They were all tiny apart from one... But it's still early summer so all the small ones i'm getting rid of at the moment would soon have been BIG ones, so the work needs to be done now...
BUT - As usual, whenever a young adult starts any type of campaign of progress in his life, their will be a setback standing in his way in the form of 2 older adults... His PARENTS... and my case is no exception....
My parents in this case, insist on leaving both our front and back doors wide open from the early evening until they wake in the morning. This is due to it being a verrrrry hot few days, and as the night cools down, they open the door to let in fresh cool air... But of course, this welcomes in anything and everything that thinks the inside of a house is more inviting than the outside.
Fewer than 5 minutes ago I walked to the kitchen to take some glasses out of my room, and there in the sink was a GIANT GIANT white tail spider.... If you don't have these in America and the UK, thank your lucky stars.. They are god awful things that are rumoured to cause horrible horrible bites that rot your flesh.. Their are also rumours that this is untrue... But if freaking scientists can't even figure it out for sure, I'm not going to take ANY chances...
Now this one was HUGE.. They are on average, usually about the length of a finger nail. This mofo was easily from the tip of my middle finger down to the middle nuckle.... That is not normal.. That is freakish alien wake-up-in-the-morning-to-find-your-leg-is-green,-mouldy-and-4-of-your-toes-have-falled-off UNNN-Normal....
Now here's where I am PISSED OFF!!!! In my room, I am prepared for battle and armed for attack,,,,, outside my room, my mum is freaking inviting the enemy over the border for Tea and Scrumpets....
I just hope this battle doesn't end with me having a disfigured leg !!! It's my nightmare at the moment !!!
......... so the story continues .........
Oh, I was going to look up and post a link showing a whitetail, but I just met the captain of their experimental growth division in real life so can't bring myself to see any more for tonight..
Pray for me folks... pray for us all... ;D
If you don't have these in America and the UK, thank your lucky stars..
In the UK we mostly get money spiders, i've never seen any big spiders over here. I just read your story god damn man how can you stand it ?? i would run out of the house if i see one of those things :o
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Originally Posted by Ice Cold Boxing
If you don't have these in America and the UK, thank your lucky stars..
In the UK we mostly get money spiders, i've never seen any big spiders over here. I just read your story god damn man how can you stand it ?? i would run out of the house if i see one of those things :o
Funny, last night my girlfriend was trying to persuade me at 11:40 pm to ring up and get a hotel room for the night so we didn't have to sleep in my room... It was near years even and still a million degrees outside so I didn't feel like driving around looking for an empty hotel room on New Year Eve..
Anyway, I did realise something important late last night which helped dramatically. I've been studying hympnosis/psychology/alternative therapy for the past few years and DUH, I figured i'd try some on myself to see if I could treat my spider phobia... I thought it was a real long shot, but I honestly had paralyzing fear and paranoia last night and I was letting it completely take over....
Anyway, I spent just over 10 minutes doing 2 different things...
And absolutely amazingly, I got my paralyzing fear under control.. I was still paranoid as hell though and every single tiny black mark on a wall or roof was immediately a spider before a closer observation. I had to constantly scan all over the place all night to keep checking for movement, but my fear was gone.... I actually think if i'd worked another 10 or 15 minutes I could have got rid of the paranoia,,,,, but I thought that a little paranoia and caution is probably still a good thing considering their was an actual reason for me thinking their is spiders everywhere.. Because their IS, and I don't want to get bitten...
BUT, without fear, I was able to sleep relatively peacefully, and have finally cleaned a large portion of my room and feel MUCH better.. ;D
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So anyway, in my time of learning hypnosis, I have had very limited experience treating others... I have learnt many of the techniques and have tried some of the more fun and interesting ones on my girlfriend, but have not found any circumstances to help others...
So without anyones objection, I am going to record the 2 techniques that I used last night and upload them here for some of you guys to test out on a phobia and tell me how they go.... It would be cool for me to see if i've actually learnt anything productive that can help someone else...
I'll start a new thread once i've uploaded them explaining what they're all about so just keep a look out... I trust some of you guys who have expressed your equal hate for the aracnidian race to give them a try
If you can put up with or understand my backwards Aussie accent O0
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Originally Posted by Ice Cold Boxing
If you don't have these in America and the UK, thank your lucky stars..
In the UK we mostly get money spiders, i've never seen any big spiders over here. I just read your story god damn man how can you stand it ?? i would run out of the house if i see one of those things :o
Oh yeah, I owe all you guys a CC... It's pretty damn immasculating being scared of a thing half the size of my finger,,,, but if someone who has close to 16,000 posts, on a forum dedicated to 2 men punching each othe,r will run the other way when seeing a spider as well, then it's not all bad. ;D
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LEGION you are one lucky twat owning pitbulls I really want one but they're illegal in the UK and as my dad's in the police it would not go down well but they are cool dogs, my mates got one it's great but they're vicious as fuck.
Here's some pics of the web of pitbulls
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My other favourite two types of dogs are Rotweiler's and Staffordshire bull terrior's.
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Here's my main man Tombstone, my favorite and best dog I've ever owned. A great hog catcher and was in some bad scrapes with those hairy hogs out in the bush ;) If you've never seen a 50-60 pound bulldog catch a wild boar, then you are missing one of the most intense scenes you could imagine :o And it is legal, so don't get all worked up about it 8)
[img width=700 height=460]http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z187/ktaggs/Tombstone30607.jpg[/img]
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z.../Tombstone.jpg
Napolean, my housedog who my girlfriend spoils to death and feeds cookies and ice cream to ::** He looks like a fur seal instead of a bulldog, but he is awesome and has thrown me some real good hog catchers ;) Smartest dog I have ever owned, bar none. Anything with zippers on it, and it will be opened real quick. Anytime my girlfriend goes out of town, he gets upset and will open her suitcase and take her clothes out. She has to keep him out of the room now. And he also opened a camcorder case and took out my brand new camcorder and proceeded to take it apart piece by piece. I almost shot the damn dog for doing that ;D
[img width=671 height=700]http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z187/ktaggs/Napoleon0607.jpg[/img]
[img width=700 height=477]http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z187/ktaggs/Napoleon20607.jpg[/img]
And here is a pic of where we live with these bad spiders and hogs running around.
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...aggs/area1.jpg
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And here's a really good pic of my girl "Pandora". Gives you a better picture of how big she is; the largest I have seen. I haven't seen her for a while now, as it is cold, so she probably found her way in the house :-\
[img width=700 height=656]http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z187/ktaggs/blackwidow.jpg[/img]
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I didn't look at Legions post or Leftylee's because they posted pictures of spiders im guessing trying to scare me :(
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I didn't look at Legions post or Leftylee's because they posted pictures of spiders im guessing trying to scare me :(
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Not me, I don't pick on you as you'll find a way to embarass me on the main board ;D
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Me too nasty little things they are...I live in the country and have an old farm house we are renovating...we have a ton of the F******......No matter how many times we spray and remove them they just seem to keep coming......
Here is a tip...leave the daddy long legs alone if you have a lot of them....other spiders and even other bugs such as ants or mesquitos will stay away as much as possible because the daddy long legs feed off of them
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I hate them as well. There was a baby one crawling on the wall in my room a few months ago and i missed it so it flew onto a pile of clothes and disappeared. Its probably pretty big at this point if it's still alive, hopefully it didn't make it :-\
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Originally Posted by Dizaster
I wish that I could buy a special spray to spray the ENTIRE block that my house is on, and every square inch of the inside of my house so no spider will ever be found in or near my house ever again!!!!
In the last week I have found 5 in my (messy) room... 2 white tails have been crawling in the clothes that I was going to be putting on within a day or 2....
It's summer in Australia.. And that makes it spider season.. >:mad >:mad >:mad >:mad
BUTTTTT here is the main reason for this post......
I just went out to my car to grab something out of the trunk.... I turned on my outside light as it's 9:20pm so it's just getting dark. I begin my shirtless (it's 85 degrees this evening) stroll down the driveway past my mums car and approached mine.
As I reach about the start of my rear door, only a metre or 2 left in my journey, I feel some spider webs clinging onto my arms. Instinctively I immediately reach to grab and pull at thin air on my arms to remove the webs....BUT...it was already to late..... I had not even removed a single thread of web from my arm, before I realise their is a fucking great big dirty black hairy creepy spindly spider darting across the front of my chest...
Over the next 20 seconds, while managing to stay on my feet, my arms, legs, head and torso span, twirled, threw, cortorted and jumped into what would have been at least 1000 different positions one after another until not only I was sure the spider was gone, but every single creepy crawly feeling I had over my entire body was gone as well....
Did I say I FUCKEN HATE SPIDERS!!???!?!?!!!
My car had been parked their no longer than 2 hours... But in that time this creepy, asshole, intrusive, rude, arrogent, cheeky THOUGHTLESS f'khole of a creature had already strung up a new home between my car, and a bush that sits along the edge of my driveway.....
It was a perfect setup to catch any HUMAN that wanted to come to our house... They would have had to walk straight past my car, and hence straight through the middle of this assholes web... But to be honest, I am SURE this setup was really designed,,, so strategically, to catch ME...
Now let me ask you,,,,, Where do these F'King useless creatures get off?????
So it's with that question,,,,
That I hereby declare A WAR, against the entire population of spiders that chooses to take up residence ANYWHERE near my house....
- I've decided first phase of my attack plan is to go to the hardware store tomorrow and purchase a complete arsenal of random weaponary to begin taking the fight to THEM!!
This race has had their way, on my block of land for WAY tooooo long...
NOT ANYMORE FUCKERS!!!!!
O0 !!! IT'S ON !!! O0
i feel ya mate, i fooking hate them with a passion. just the other day i was sitting on the shi!ter, went for the toilet paper roll on the floor and a funnel web crawled out of it. lets just say i severly shat myself and promptly killed that fucker
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Me too nasty little things they are...I live in the country and have an old farm house we are renovating...we have a ton of the F******......No matter how many times we spray and remove them they just seem to keep coming......
Here is a tip...leave the daddy long legs alone if you have a lot of them....other spiders and even other bugs such as ants or mesquitos will stay away as much as possible because the daddy long legs feed off of them
so maybe the key to this whole problem is to BREED daddy long legs!
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Hee Hee I showed this to my partner and she just said "what aren't these guys supposed to be tough boxing guys? And they are scared of little spiders? " She likes spiders, wont kill them we have lots of the daddy long legs around and even our youngest daughter now is cool with them. They do seem to keep the other ones away. Apparently we have lots of red backs in the roof though. I dont go up there.
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Originally Posted by Daxx Kahn
Me too nasty little things they are...I live in the country and have an old farm house we are renovating...we have a ton of the F******......No matter how many times we spray and remove them they just seem to keep coming......
Here is a tip...leave the daddy long legs alone if you have a lot of them....other spiders and even other bugs such as ants or mesquitos will stay away as much as possible because the daddy long legs feed off of them
so maybe the key to this whole problem is to BREED daddy long legs!
Well thing is they are harmless....and they don't bite people.....they get the others caught in their web..( even other spiders because there is something about their web that makes it hard for the others to move in...watched some thing on PBS about them....then they just feed off the other insects...crazy stuff...don't like any spiders but I guess if you had to pick between the lesser of two evils
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Originally Posted by bikersk
Hee Hee I showed this to my partner and she just said "what aren't these guys supposed to be tough boxing guys? And they are scared of little spiders? " She likes spiders, wont kill them we have lots of the daddy long legs around and even our youngest daughter now is cool with them. They do seem to keep the other ones away. Apparently we have lots of red backs in the roof though. I dont go up there.
We had Ribbon snakes under our house this summer...my 3 yr old thought it was the greatest thing in the world
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Re: I F'N F'N F'N HATTTTEEE Spiders!!
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Originally Posted by RP33
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Originally Posted by Daxx Kahn
Me too nasty little things they are...I live in the country and have an old farm house we are renovating...we have a ton of the F******......No matter how many times we spray and remove them they just seem to keep coming......
Here is a tip...leave the daddy long legs alone if you have a lot of them....other spiders and even other bugs such as ants or mesquitos will stay away as much as possible because the daddy long legs feed off of them
so maybe the key to this whole problem is to BREED daddy long legs!
They feed on nectar, mate then die.
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Re: I F'N F'N F'N HATTTTEEE Spiders!!
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Originally Posted by bikersk
Hee Hee I showed this to my partner and she just said "what aren't these guys supposed to be tough boxing guys? And they are scared of little spiders? " She likes spiders, wont kill them we have lots of the daddy long legs around and even our youngest daughter now is cool with them. They do seem to keep the other ones away. Apparently we have lots of red backs in the roof though. I dont go up there.
I do boxing and im scared of spiders, nothing wrong with being scared of spiders. Even Nigel Benn is shit scared of spiders.
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Re: I F'N F'N F'N HATTTTEEE Spiders!!
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Originally Posted by Ice Cold Boxing
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Originally Posted by bikersk
Hee Hee I showed this to my partner and she just said "what aren't these guys supposed to be tough boxing guys? And they are scared of little spiders? " She likes spiders, wont kill them we have lots of the daddy long legs around and even our youngest daughter now is cool with them. They do seem to keep the other ones away. Apparently we have lots of red backs in the roof though. I dont go up there.
I do boxing and im scared of spiders, nothing wrong with being scared of spiders. Even Nigel Benn is S*** scared of spiders.
Everyone fears something, so don't sweat it ICE. Some people that know I'm terrified of flying and roller coasters think I'm silly, but they themselves get real silly when I ask them to stand in a room with a 6 ft. cobra who is standing, hooding up. To each their own. People usually fear things they don't understand.
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Re: I F'N F'N F'N HATTTTEEE Spiders!!
Seriousley the only things that freak me out are Wasps and Bees big time. I really cannot stand the little fuckers anywhere near me and when you lash out at them the bastards come and sting you >:mad