If you could fight any celebrity who would it be?

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04-25-2008, 02:10 AM
:::PSL:::

If you could fight any celebrity who would it be?

I've been watching Ryan Seacrest in American Idol lately. And I said to myself, this guy is really not that big. So I'd like to take on him. ;D I think I'm a couple of inches taller than him. He's only what,.. 5'7", 5'8"?.. medium built? I think can knock his ass out.

What about you guys?
04-25-2008, 03:33 AM
Andre

Re: If you could fight any celebrity who would it be?

Naked wrestling match with that violin player from the Corrs shes the hottest looking chick on the planet.
04-25-2008, 03:58 AM
:::PSL:::

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Originally Posted by Andre

Naked wrestling match with that violin player from the Corrs shes the hottest looking chick on the planet.

Hehe! Nice ;D

I'm sure you won't mind tag teamming with her sister too.
04-25-2008, 08:00 AM
CFH

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Does George W. Bush count as a celebrity? Because if I could get five minutes alone with that motherfucker, shit would get ugly.
04-26-2008, 04:35 AM
Diane

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Originally Posted by CFH

Does George W. Bush count as a celebrity? Because if I could get five minutes alone with that motherfucker, shit would get ugly.

I agree with that one.

But I would love to give a serious beatdown to that ho Paris Hilton. I'm so tired of seeing that nasty a$$ biatch!! :mad:
04-27-2008, 12:25 AM
Shamrock

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Originally Posted by Andre

Naked wrestling match with that violin player from the Corrs shes the hottest looking chick on the planet.

Oh mate the Corrs are fecking gorgeous....

Me I'd like to a no holds barred no round limit fist fight with Ashley Cole...
04-27-2008, 01:37 AM
Rich R

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Not really a real celeb, but i would love to batter Jake from hollyoaks
04-27-2008, 03:27 AM
Julius Rain

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I woud love to have a no holds barred,no clothes, full contact pillow fight with megan foxx in her bedroom ;)
04-27-2008, 04:28 AM
:::PSL:::

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I wanna be mounted by this chick in 11:14...

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rth/hottie.gif

Rachael Leigh Cook :lickish:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/1114.jpg
04-27-2008, 05:21 AM
Spicoli

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Sorry....But I'd like to punch Oprah.Just a glancing blow if we're asking :p

Also like Pacstraigtlefts Plan also....;D ... Hey, Shit I'd Fight Charlie Z at the state fair
04-27-2008, 05:54 AM
CFH

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Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins

Sorry....But I'd like to punch Oprah.Just a glancing blow if we're asking :p

Also like Pacstraigtlefts Plan also....;D ... Hey, Shit I'd Fight Charlie Z at the state fair

:lol:
04-29-2008, 04:17 PM
Dark Lord Al

Re: If you could fight any celebrity who would it be?

Id love to knock the fuck outta Tony Blair - John Prescott and Gordon Brown , and i mean reallly kick the Shit outta them , the set of Bastards.
04-29-2008, 04:27 PM
LEGION

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Originally Posted by Pacstraightleft

I wanna be mounted by this chick in 11:14...

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rth/hottie.gif

Rachael Leigh Cook :lickish:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/1114.jpg

Oh my goodness; I love boooooobyyyyyyyyyy's:lickish: The best thing in the whole wide world:lickish:

Anyways, back to the topic, I'd love to beat the hair off Carrot Top. That guy is so disturbing looking:-X

A close second would hve to be Bill Maher.
04-29-2008, 04:55 PM
LEGION

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O.k., couple more victims of imaginary beatings.

1st. Henry Kissinger: Could anyone be harder to understand:confused:

2nd. If I actually was of the woman beating persuasion; I'd put a clinic on Shelly Duvall. Could there be a more sideshowish example of a woman??:-X I watched her with Robind Williams in Popeye the other day and wore a bunch of enamel off my teeth listening to her.

3rd. I'd like to kick Hillary Clinton in her bearded clam and see if she is wearing a cup. Must be like humping an ice cube being in the sack with her.
04-29-2008, 11:18 PM
bcollins

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Normally, I'd never even consider hitting a woman.

But that **** Omarosa, from the Apprentice - Just one good punch in the mouth would make me feel a whole lot better.
04-29-2008, 11:20 PM
LEGION

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Originally Posted by bcollins

Normally, I'd never even consider hitting a woman.

But that **** Omarosa, from the Apprentice - Just one good punch in the mouth would make me feel a whole lot better.

Good one; I can't stand her either.
04-29-2008, 11:23 PM
bcollins

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Originally Posted by LEGION

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Originally Posted by bcollins

Normally, I'd never even consider hitting a woman.

But that **** Omarosa, from the Apprentice - Just one good punch in the mouth would make me feel a whole lot better.

Good one; I can't stand her either.

My wife HATES her - I'd probably enjoy watching her tear into that ho more than punching her myself ;D
04-30-2008, 01:57 AM
CFH

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Originally Posted by LEGION

O.k., couple more victims of imaginary beatings.

1st. Henry Kissinger: Could anyone be harder to understand:confused:

2nd. If I actually was of the woman beating persuasion; I'd put a clinic on Shelly Duvall. Could there be a more sideshowish example of a woman??:-X I watched her with Robind Williams in Popeye the other day and wore a bunch of enamel off my teeth listening to her.

3rd. I'd like to kick Hillary Clinton in her bearded clam and see if she is wearing a cup. Must be like humping an ice cube being in the sack with her.

I bet if you kicked her hard enough, a testicle would pop out of her mouth.

Also, wouldn't punching Kissinger make him even harder to understand? Though I'm completely in favor of beating anyone from the Nixon administration.
04-30-2008, 02:36 AM
LEGION

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Originally Posted by CFH

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Originally Posted by LEGION

O.k., couple more victims of imaginary beatings.

1st. Henry Kissinger: Could anyone be harder to understand:confused:

2nd. If I actually was of the woman beating persuasion; I'd put a clinic on Shelly Duvall. Could there be a more sideshowish example of a woman??:-X I watched her with Robind Williams in Popeye the other day and wore a bunch of enamel off my teeth listening to her.

3rd. I'd like to kick Hillary Clinton in her bearded clam and see if she is wearing a cup. Must be like humping an ice cube being in the sack with her.

I bet if you kicked her hard enough, a testicle would pop out of her mouth.

Also, wouldn't punching Kissinger make him even harder to understand? Though I'm completely in favor of beating anyone from the Nixon administration.

I don't know, Fonzie used to punch the jukebox and it would start working properly:D
04-30-2008, 02:50 AM
Spicoli

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Hey Legion...Remember Fonzies little nephew "Spike" in a few episodes??Looked/acted just like him?That little farker could get his ass beat as well :mad:........;D
04-30-2008, 01:47 PM
Magoo

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Arsne Wenger, enough said.
04-30-2008, 06:28 PM
X

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I'd like to smash Jade Goody's face in until it just turns to blubbery pulp, and it sounds like punching a bag of half-melted ice cubes. One total and worthless waste of humanity.

I'd quite like to knee Prince Charles in the balls, while I'm at it.
04-30-2008, 06:45 PM
Shamrock

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Originally Posted by X

I'd like to smash Jade Goody's face in until it just turns to blubbery pulp, and it sounds like punching a bag of half-melted ice cubes. One total and worthless waste of humanity.

I'd quite like to knee Prince Charles in the balls, while I'm at it.

I think someone already beat you to it ;D
05-01-2008, 04:43 AM
Violent Demise

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I'll beat the fukk out of Flavor Flav cracked out looking ass