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It's official. I'm past my prime. 21 years old and still never had a girlfriend. But WHO CARES? I've got my commercial drivers license, and soon I plan on getting my pilot's license as well. :cool:
Still, it's too late for all those making out parties that younger kids usually do... :-\
congrats you made it to dose-uno, don't worry about the teen years we all feel that way after we past those days we could of had more fun and girls.
Just focus on being successful and everything else will come, even girls and all you want drunken horny girls! ;D
.....for your birthday why don't you do us all a favor and go out and get laid?
Lucky cunt.I thought I was a dead man when I doubled that.:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Clubber
Have a great day/year.
Go to the whore house and let a few off mate ;)
Visit the cyber porn room first,then go about a hour later so you really get your moneys worth.:cool:
I gave you some birthday rep. Now log off your damn computer and go find some pussy ;D Just get yourself laid. Sound like you have a good job - you can probably afford to treat yourself to birthday blowjob from craigslist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clubber
Get laid enough and eventually one of them will turn into a girlfriend whether you like it or not.
Happy Birthday, Clubber !!
...gratz, you made it, ur an old sunnamabiatch now! ;D
Don't worry buddy I didn't lose my virginity until I was 21.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clubber
Happy Birthday bud!!!
Happy birthday buddy. I didn't have a girlfriend till I was 12 so I know what your going thr............oh 21.......
Ok mate have a good wank one!;D
VERY funny... :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Kel
;)
Happy Birthday Clubber. Last week I was dreading the aches of aging ,As you age...they seem to come faster .Make em' count ;D..........Its all in front of ya,waiting to be conquered
Seriously bro :)
Happy Birthday, Clubber. Don't forget the ol' saying, 'virginity is a virtue.' Hope you master your kung-fu but go slow on those iron fist thing, it'll come surely but gradually. Good luck, mate.
...if you don't get laid soon I feel I'm going to turn the news on to find you have picked off about 20 people from a bell tower or something.
At least go to the titty bar or something
He has'nt been bought by Fundamentalist Christians has he :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
"The penis is evil ,it is everyones elses fault, "ahh wheres the tower wheres the gun "
Don't feel bad about being a virgin dude, as you know I'm not too old, and...
and...
and...
my sisters a virgin too!
haha, that's not true. she's actually a sloot. :bananasex:
Anyone who ends up considering their teen years as the best of their lives usually end up living a pretty fucking miserable experience. I'm 26 and I'm happier now, with more opportunities, than I have ever been.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clubber
If you can't manage to get laid on your own, why don't you pay for it? I'm not kidding, if HBO/Showcare have taught me anything, it's that many high-priced call-girls are really hot. The fact that you're a virgin seems to really bother you, considering you find a way to post about it at least once a week. Getting that monkey off your back might give you the confidence to go out and get it the old fashioned way. I'm dead serious, save a couple hundred bucks and get a professional.
Funniest post I read in ages. Need a pissQuote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
A couple of hundred :o whos he fuckin the Queen.
Out here, I got told there are clubs that charge you 400 per month and you can turn up there anytime you want and use their pool tabes etc and you get to fuck a few different ones a month I forget how many he said but it seemed like the go if you were inclined.
past your prime at 21?!
My best years were 24 to 30.
You'll get yours, Clubber. Focus on your job for now and once you get yourself established the ladies will be begging you to rescue them from poverty and an abusive boyfriend. You might have be a stepdaddy though... :-\
Seriously i thought my life was slow, but to compare it to clubber shyt im living in the fast lane.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla
by 21 i've gotten married and when i was 16-17 i almost became a stepdaddy cause i got with this girl who had a little daughter i almost got attach. I almost became her father figure cause i would support her. Everybody that i seemed to know were glad i got out of that situation with that girl. For some reason though i didn't mind being a stepdad to a little child. Its not the childs fault but yet i wouldn't want to live with her mother at all. Sex with that girl was great but no way I could spent the rest of my life with her.
Will you all stop suggesting hookers to the poor fella!
Fancy having a whore as your first shag?
Exactly!
fucking yanks:rolleyes:
p.s Clubber, thank god for people like you. People like you makes my stressful life look like a fun greatful life ;D
I owe you some rep bro, happy bday again! :D
If your ever in seattle, hit me up bro i'll buy you a drank. ;)
Im Australian , but good point,Quote:
Originally Posted by Kel
He may be saving himself for the right girl in which case the right girl is proberly saving herself for him and that would be great.There are hundreds of thousands out there like that,but it doesnt mean the other choices including sluts or whores are totally wrong for others.
There are limits of course ,but I look up to a woman who is smart enough to charge for it than one who would just give it away to anyone and everyone specially unprotected.
You look up to whores. Nice one:pQuote:
Originally Posted by AndreIm Australian , but good point,Quote:
Originally Posted by Kel
He may be saving himself for the right girl in which case the right girl is proberly saving herself for him and that would be great.There are hundreds of thousands out there like that,but it doesnt mean the other choices including sluts or whores are totally wrong for others.
There are limits of course ,but I look up to a woman who is smart enough to charge for it than one who would just give it away to anyone and everyone specially unprotected.
More than pub sluts yes , whats wrong with that Kel? Im looking at both sides of the coin here, thats all.Quote:
Originally Posted by KelYou look up to whores. Nice one:pQuote:
Originally Posted by AndreIm Australian , but good point,Quote:
Originally Posted by Kel
He may be saving himself for the right girl in which case the right girl is proberly saving herself for him and that would be great.There are hundreds of thousands out there like that,but it doesnt mean the other choices including sluts or whores are totally wrong for others.
There are limits of course ,but I look up to a woman who is smart enough to charge for it than one who would just give it away to anyone and everyone specially unprotected.
One fuks everything that walks for free!
The other is in business.
I place pub sluts lower is all.
My own girls are above all of them.
;DSort of like scoring a knockout........don't force it,Just let it happen Clubber :-X.......
Take it from me Clubber... don't hurry up and never get a whore. You might end up having some disease.:cool: ;D
Anyway, here's some reps to cheer you up.
Happy birthday mate, just remember your a man; we don't peak until our later years thats one of our blessings. So just live it up, and like the guys before have said if the teen years are the best your going to have one boring life. So you still have a shitload to look forward to, who cares if your a virgin just find the right girl and she will understand, if they don't well then thats a problem they should be dealing with themselves.
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Originally Posted by Clubber
You can still go to the makeout partys with the younger kids but you might get arrested;D
Clubber don't worry about it. everyone I have had sex with I wish I hadn't.
I didnt have sex till I was 27;)
Thanks. Always like to make other people feel good about themselves. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Julius Rain
Someday we may meet in Seattle... :cool:
I guess that is one thing to look at... I've heard people say that making out and f@cking ain't all that it's said to be, but watching them (make out, not fuck), it sure looks like it would be... :-XQuote:
Originally Posted by boozeboxer
Lol.. To be fair clubber isnt really getting the response that we should be giving him over here .. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Clubber
So you never had a gf.. Fuckitt.. You aint going back in time or nothin and if its just not happening for you its cos your not making it happen for you..
Now im not saying anything about how your are cos i'll be honest i know shit all about who you are.. Aside from your love for boxing and the above post ..Lol
So just for sake of the point im about to make..
Say your a total geek.. Not great lookin or whateverr.. Theres always someone right for you..
If your a geeky kid and your going to the wrong places to find chicks then its just not gona happen.. Fuckit.. Go find yourself a geeky girl..
Thinkabout it.. Im not sure bout all your details.. But if you never kissed a girl?.. You didnt say that you said you never had a gf or whatever..
Theres always gona be a girl thats the same as you.. who never had a boyfriend or kissed a guy.. Just gotta keep motivation for that shit and get out s'more in the right places..
Plusss.. Dude.. Your 21.. Get in some bars.. worse that can happen is you get pissed and have a giggle.. Maybe you'l meet someone.. Lol ( This is assuming you dont loose your legs and fall on to some butch fuckers lap) :D
Course i dont know how you are and those are just examples.. But you gotta make it happen cos its not gona work itself out bro..
And NEVER, EVER forget...wrap your whacker before you attack her!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tito BHBLol.. To be fair clubber isnt really getting the response that we should be giving him over here .. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Clubber
So you never had a gf.. Fuckitt.. You aint going back in time or nothin and if its just not happening for you its cos your not making it happen for you..
Now im not saying anything about how your are cos i'll be honest i know shit all about who you are.. Aside from your love for boxing and the above post ..Lol
So just for sake of the point im about to make..
Say your a total geek.. Not great lookin or whateverr.. Theres always someone right for you..
If your a geeky kid and your going to the wrong places to find chicks then its just not gona happen.. Fuckit.. Go find yourself a geeky girl..
Thinkabout it.. Im not sure bout all your details.. But if you never kissed a girl?.. You didnt say that you said you never had a gf or whatever..
Theres always gona be a girl thats the same as you.. who never had a boyfriend or kissed a guy.. Just gotta keep motivation for that shit and get out s'more in the right places..
Plusss.. Dude.. Your 21.. Get in some bars.. worse that can happen is you get pissed and have a giggle.. Maybe you'l meet someone.. Lol ( This is assuming you dont loose your legs and fall on to some butch fuckers lap) :D
Course i dont know how you are and those are just examples.. But you gotta make it happen cos its not gona work itself out bro..
Happy belated birthday man, did you say you were a virgin still? Don't sweat it man, but you should really get out there and try to get out to the bars now. This may sound lame but telling girls you meet that your a virgin will probably get you laid real quick. Women love that shit and you know what they say you never forget your first time, even though it usually doesn't go the greatest. It will also let them know you aren't a man-whore with some kind of std.
....JT turns 26 in a couple months ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by JT Rock
Nah.... I was a Jehovahs Witness from 19-27.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle....JT turns 26 in a couple months ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by JT Rock
I've had sex at every age between (edited for content by mod) and (edited for content by mod).
happy birthday doug. :beerchug:
For real? Or are you just bullshitting?Quote:
Originally Posted by JT RockNah.... I was a Jehovahs Witness from 19-27.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle....JT turns 26 in a couple months ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by JT Rock
I have a friend who's parents are JW's, it was unfortunate for him when he was growing up because he never got any gifts on his birthday. Come to think of it, his parent, although very, very nice people, were kind of white-trash drunks... Maybe they just told him that so they had more cash to spend on their home-brewed wine and beer.