I'm 21 yrs. old today. :(

[CFH]

It's official. I'm past my prime. 21 years old and still never had a girlfriend. But WHO CARES? I've got my commercial drivers license, and soon I plan on getting my pilot's license as well.

Still, it's too late for all those making out parties that younger kids usually do...

Anyone who ends up considering their teen years as the best of their lives usually end up living a pretty fucking miserable experience. I'm 26 and I'm happier now, with more opportunities, than I have ever been.
If you can't manage to get laid on your own, why don't you pay for it? I'm not kidding, if HBO/Showcare have taught me anything, it's that many high-priced call-girls are really hot. The fact that you're a virgin seems to really bother you, considering you find a way to post about it at least once a week. Getting that monkey off your back might give you the confidence to go out and get it the old fashioned way. I'm dead serious, save a couple hundred bucks and get a professional.

[Kel]

...if you don't get laid soon I feel I'm going to turn the news on to find you have picked off about 20 people from a bell tower or something.


At least go to the titty bar or something

Funniest post I read in ages. Need a piss

[Andre]

A couple of hundred whos he fuckin the Queen.
Out here, I got told there are clubs that charge you 400 per month and you can turn up there anytime you want and use their pool tabes etc and you get to fuck a few different ones a month I forget how many he said but it seemed like the go if you were inclined.

[BoxingGorilla]

past your prime at 21?!

My best years were 24 to 30.

You'll get yours, Clubber. Focus on your job for now and once you get yourself established the ladies will be begging you to rescue them from poverty and an abusive boyfriend. You might have be a stepdaddy though...

[Julius Rain]

past your prime at 21?!

My best years were 24 to 30.

You'll get yours, Clubber. Focus on your job for now and once you get yourself established the ladies will be begging you to rescue them from poverty and an abusive boyfriend. You might have be a stepdaddy though...

Seriously i thought my life was slow, but to compare it to clubber shyt im living in the fast lane.

by 21 i've gotten married and when i was 16-17 i almost became a stepdaddy cause i got with this girl who had a little daughter i almost got attach. I almost became her father figure cause i would support her. Everybody that i seemed to know were glad i got out of that situation with that girl. For some reason though i didn't mind being a stepdad to a little child. Its not the childs fault but yet i wouldn't want to live with her mother at all. Sex with that girl was great but no way I could spent the rest of my life with her.

[Kel]

Will you all stop suggesting hookers to the poor fella!

Fancy having a whore as your first shag?

Exactly!

fucking yanks

[Julius Rain]

p.s Clubber, thank god for people like you. People like you makes my stressful life look like a fun greatful life


I owe you some rep bro, happy bday again!

If your ever in seattle, hit me up bro i'll buy you a drank.

[Andre]

Will you all stop suggesting hookers to the poor fella!

Fancy having a whore as your first shag?

Exactly!

fucking yanks

Im Australian , but good point,
He may be saving himself for the right girl in which case the right girl is proberly saving herself for him and that would be great.There are hundreds of thousands out there like that,but it doesnt mean the other choices including sluts or whores are totally wrong for others.
There are limits of course ,but I look up to a woman who is smart enough to charge for it than one who would just give it away to anyone and everyone specially unprotected.

[Kel]

Will you all stop suggesting hookers to the poor fella!

Fancy having a whore as your first shag?

Exactly!

fucking yanks

Im Australian , but good point,
He may be saving himself for the right girl in which case the right girl is proberly saving herself for him and that would be great.There are hundreds of thousands out there like that,but it doesnt mean the other choices including sluts or whores are totally wrong for others.
There are limits of course ,but I look up to a woman who is smart enough to charge for it than one who would just give it away to anyone and everyone specially unprotected.

You look up to whores. Nice one

[Andre]

Will you all stop suggesting hookers to the poor fella!

Fancy having a whore as your first shag?

Exactly!

fucking yanks

Im Australian , but good point,
He may be saving himself for the right girl in which case the right girl is proberly saving herself for him and that would be great.There are hundreds of thousands out there like that,but it doesnt mean the other choices including sluts or whores are totally wrong for others.
There are limits of course ,but I look up to a woman who is smart enough to charge for it than one who would just give it away to anyone and everyone specially unprotected.

You look up to whores. Nice one

More than pub sluts yes , whats wrong with that Kel? Im looking at both sides of the coin here, thats all.
One fuks everything that walks for free!
The other is in business.
I place pub sluts lower is all.
My own girls are above all of them.

[Spicoli]

Sort of like scoring a knockout........don't force it,Just let it happen Clubber .......

[brucelee]

Take it from me Clubber... don't hurry up and never get a whore. You might end up having some disease.



Anyway, here's some reps to cheer you up.

[Salty]

Happy birthday mate, just remember your a man; we don't peak until our later years thats one of our blessings. So just live it up, and like the guys before have said if the teen years are the best your going to have one boring life. So you still have a shitload to look forward to, who cares if your a virgin just find the right girl and she will understand, if they don't well then thats a problem they should be dealing with themselves.

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

It's official. I'm past my prime. 21 years old and still never had a girlfriend. But WHO CARES? I've got my commercial drivers license, and soon I plan on getting my pilot's license as well.

Still, it's too late for all those making out parties that younger kids usually do...

You can still go to the makeout partys with the younger kids but you might get arrested

[boozeboxer]

Clubber don't worry about it. everyone I have had sex with I wish I hadn't.