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if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
Got asked this over the weekend and had to give it some serious thought.
The items can be as impratical as you like just so long as nobody starts claiming genie lamps or pamela andersons left boob.
for me it would be...........
radio
playboy magazine
picture of me and all my friends at saddos!!!
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
1.) A laptop computer (assuming it worked and I didn't have any issues recharging it)
2.) My PS3 (also assuming it worked)
3.) TV
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A hot girl
A 50 Inch TV
Another hot girl
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
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frozensolid_702
1.) A laptop computer (assuming it worked and I didn't have any issues recharging it)
2.) My PS3 (also assuming it worked)
3.) TV
You want a desert island that has fully equiped electric??
think you may of been watching too much lost mate;D
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1)A good pair of shades:cool:
2)A gorgeous women:fking:
3)Loads of beer:drinker:
Nices!!!!!!!;D
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
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hattonthehammer
Got asked this over the weekend and had to give it some serious thought.
The items can be as impratical as you like just so long as nobody starts claiming genie lamps or pamela andersons left boob.
for me it would be...........
radio
playboy magazine
picture of me and all my friends at saddos!!!
That would be a very small picture;D JK HTH.
I'd take an inflatable doll in the likeness of Elvira.
My dog Tombstone
Lord of the Rings series.
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
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hattonthehammer
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Originally Posted by
frozensolid_702
1.) A laptop computer (assuming it worked and I didn't have any issues recharging it)
2.) My PS3 (also assuming it worked)
3.) TV
You want a desert island that has fully equiped electric??
think you may of been watching too much lost mate;D
I saw that you said "Radio," but you forgot to add batteries to your list;)
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frozensolid_702
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Originally Posted by
hattonthehammer
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Originally Posted by
frozensolid_702
1.) A laptop computer (assuming it worked and I didn't have any issues recharging it)
2.) My PS3 (also assuming it worked)
3.) TV
You want a desert island that has fully equiped electric??
think you may of been watching too much lost mate;D
I saw that you said "Radio," but you forgot to add batteries to your list;)
well played sir.....very well played;D;D;D
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
I'd take suntan lotion, a large umbrella and Bear Grylls.
I'd presume he was allowed to take 3 things as well which I guess would be a plastic bottle, a knife and some twine.
I'd lie on the beach under the umbrella and wait for him to build a raft and get us rescued.
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Bilbo
I'd take suntan lotion, a large umbrella and Bear Grylls.
I'd presume he was allowed to take 3 things as well which I guess would be a plastic bottle, a knife and some twine.
I'd lie on the beach under the umbrella and wait for him to build a raft and get us rescued.
Bear Grylls is a bad ass. If you brought him, he'd be climbing to the tops of towering trees in order to get you different kinds of tropical fruit. Then for your main courses he would roast up some bird that he trapped, or he'd be out in the ocean spear fishing and clam/oyster diving.
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frozensolid_702
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Bilbo
I'd take suntan lotion, a large umbrella and Bear Grylls.
I'd presume he was allowed to take 3 things as well which I guess would be a plastic bottle, a knife and some twine.
I'd lie on the beach under the umbrella and wait for him to build a raft and get us rescued.
Bear Grylls is a bad ass. If you brought him, he'd be climbing to the tops of towering trees in order to get you different kinds of tropical fruit. Then for your main courses he would roast up some bird that he trapped, or he'd be out in the ocean spear fishing and clam/oyster diving.
I'm actually reconsidering now. When he realises I'm a completely fucking useless liability he may well wait until we are on the raft, then dice me up and use me as fish bait until someone saves him.
Then he'd tell of how I was grabbed during the night by a shark or something :-\
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Keep it practical.
I'd want a large sharp knife.
A set of strong purpose made clothing.
A large box of matches.
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hitmandonny
Keep it practical.
I'd want a large sharp knife.
A set of strong purpose made clothing.
A large box of matches.
Why clothes??
I'd just walk around naked and unshaven all the time. I'd turn into a wildman.
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hitmandonny
Keep it practical.
I'd want a large sharp knife.
A set of strong purpose made clothing.
A large box of matches.
see thats what i originally wanted
famous actresses and tv personalitys dont actually constitute as legitimate things people.
PS:If i could take a person with me it`d be macgyver
Just give him a rusty nail, coconut and a peice of palm tree and within the day he`d of built us shelter!!
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[quote=hattonthehammer;553659]
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Originally Posted by
hitmandonny
Keep it practical.
I'd want a large sharp knife.
A set of strong purpose made clothing.
A large box of matches.
see thats what i originally wanted
famous actresses and tv personalitys dont actually constitute as legitimate things people.
PS:If i could take a person with me it`d be macgyver
Just give him a rusty nail, coconut and a peice of palm tree and within the day he`d of built us shelter!![/quote]
Bear Grylls would top that.
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frozensolid_702
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hitmandonny
Keep it practical.
I'd want a large sharp knife.
A set of strong purpose made clothing.
A large box of matches.
Why clothes??
I'd just walk around naked and unshaven all the time. I'd turn into a wildman.
Clothes would protect my more delicate areas from burns/cuts/prickly plants.
I said custom clothes because if It was a hot island I'd need nice airy clothes, whilst still protecting e, if it were a cold island I'd need insulated clothing that would also not apprehend my mobility.
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hattonthehammer
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Originally Posted by
hitmandonny
Keep it practical.
I'd want a large sharp knife.
A set of strong purpose made clothing.
A large box of matches.
see thats what i originally wanted
famous actresses and tv personalitys dont actually constitute as legitimate things people.
PS:If i could take a person with me it`d be macgyver
Just give him a rusty nail, coconut and a peice of palm tree and within the day he`d of built us shelter!!
Yeah, to be honest I'd love to go onto a desert Island for a while!
I'd actually love to be cut off from human contact for a while!
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Originally Posted by
hitmandonny
Keep it practical.
I'd want a large sharp knife.
A set of strong purpose made clothing.
A large box of matches.
You wouldn't need the matches, they'd run out anyways. It is quite easy to make fire without matches, I use to do it all the time.
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I'd also have a large box of matches. I would have a large Jason Voorhees type machette. Lastly, I would bring along a car door so I can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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LEGION
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hitmandonny
Keep it practical.
I'd want a large sharp knife.
A set of strong purpose made clothing.
A large box of matches.
You wouldn't need the matches, they'd run out anyways. It is quite easy to make fire without matches, I use to do it all the time.
I trhink matches make it not only easier, but also quicker.
Once I'd start a fire I'd make sure it stayed fuelled, so at my camp there would only be one fire, constantly running.
However, for when I'd be mobile, I'd use matches, particularily if it were raining.
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BoxingGorilla
I'd also have a large box of matches. I would have a large Jason Voorhees type machette. Lastly, I would bring along a car door so I can roll down the window when it gets hot.
My third item would be the largest amount of the strongest lb test fishing line available. I could use it to tie things and to later hang myself.
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hitmandonny
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LEGION
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Originally Posted by
hitmandonny
Keep it practical.
I'd want a large sharp knife.
A set of strong purpose made clothing.
A large box of matches.
You wouldn't need the matches, they'd run out anyways. It is quite easy to make fire without matches, I use to do it all the time.
I trhink matches make it not only easier, but also quicker.
Once I'd start a fire I'd make sure it stayed fuelled, so at my camp there would only be one fire, constantly running.
However, for when I'd be mobile, I'd use matches, particularily if it were raining.
Yeah, but if I could choose between the 2, I'd pick a lighter over matches. Matches get wet they're useless, a lighter always dries out.
You can also build a big fire and after you run it for a while, you don't necessarily have to let it keep a flame. You can cover it and the coals will stay hot for many hours; is all you need is the dry stuff to get it built back up.
Also, you can make a coal bed. If you dig a fairly large hole, width and depth, you can make a long bed of coals. Then you cover it over and sleep on top of it and it will keep you as warm as any house could. You have to dig it deep because if you fall asleep on it and it is too close to the surface you'll burn your back.
We did this several times out when we would be hunting hogs with my dogs and would stay overnight. In the morning you just uncover the coals and put some tender on it and the fire starts right back up.
We also dug a 4 ft. pit and would let the hog meat we cut up in the hole. We would build a huge fire and after it built up a substantial amount of coals, we would put a layer of dirt over it, then wrap sections of meat in burlap and lay it on top, then cover the entire pit. Let it sit for about 8 hours and when you pull the burlap off the meat falls off the bones.
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Beer - Kiera Knightly - Natilie Portman .
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giant bag of lighters.
For sure a gun to shoot shit with to eat...plus if there was nothing, to make it a quick ending. Who the hell wants to starve to death? It's a horrible way to go.
A guide to what plants are edible. This screws up more people in the wild, eating stuff that looks good then you end up dilirious and looking like a pufferbelly blowfish.
http://www.ratemyscreensaver.com/wp-...-by-nps-12.jpg
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
1. One of those "Real Dolls"... For banging purposes.. And after a few years, would probably be less annoying and better company than a real woman.
2. Television...
3. Burbourn....
The 3 needs of every man... Sex, entertainment, relaxation....
I'll get up once a day to catch my own fish..
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A small tree I could plant and one day cut down to build a raft
Rope or twine to bind the pieces of lumber together (and to hang myself with should I be unable to leave the island)
A flare gun
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1. a box of lighters
2. something to catch rain in
3. tent
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Baby Oil
3. Shotgun, just in case theHammer turns up unnanounced asking us to make up stupid lists.
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A resort.
a speed boat.
a surfboard.
OR a hawian sling spear.
my sas survival handbook
large knife I can also use for an axe .
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Call me a cheater but just one item needed....;D
My very large "Oh shit kit" that I keep in the trunk of my car.The last thing you grab if/when Shit hits the fan!I put it together after Katrina
Duct tape,a mirror,30' feet of rope,Flint's,K-bar,1 week of M.R.E's,full Medical kit,3 lighters,1 mag-light,Kim-light sticks,4 road flares,water purification tablets,one sided Hatchet,mini fishing kit,charged cell phone,Bottle of Dark Bacardi rum,12 pillar candles,change of clothes,box of 12 gauge shells,aluminum foil,2 bags of dried beef jerky,Compass,a certain "Item" to go along with the shells minus 2 barrels ;),$100 in cash,2 bottles of multi-purpose vitamins,small radio,pack of Black & milds,a canteen,notebook,pencils,world almanac,A watch,small family photo's,multi purpose utility knife,bag of hard candy,trail mix,copy of "Thoughts & theories" .................That might be it,not sure?Juuuust in case!
Hey,Technically,Its one Item and I can carry it on my back...;D;D Good to go!
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Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins
Call me a cheater but just one item needed....;D
My very large "Oh shit kit" that I keep in the trunk of my car.The last thing you grab if/when Shit hits the fan!I put it together after Katrina
Duct tape,a mirror,30' feet of rope,Flint's,K-bar,1 week of M.R.E's,full Medical kit,3 lighters,1 mag-light,Kim-light sticks,4 road flares,water purification tablets,one sided Hatchet,mini fishing kit,charged cell phone,Bottle of Dark Bacardi rum,12 pillar candles,change of clothes,box of 12 gauge shells,aluminum foil,2 bags of dried beef jerky,Compass,a certain "Item" to go along with the shells minus 2 barrels ;),$100 in cash,2 bottles of multi-purpose vitamins,small radio,pack of Black & milds,a canteen,notebook,pencils,world almanac,A watch,small family photo's,multi purpose utility knife,bag of hard candy,trail mix,copy of "Thoughts & theories" .................That might be it,not sure?Juuuust in case!
Hey,Technically,Its one Item and I can carry it on my back...;D;D Good to go!
i think he said an island not a vacation ;D;D
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A pregnant dairy goat.
A pregnant sow.
some hot girl that didn't speak english.
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boozeboxer
A pregnant dairy goat.
A pregnant sow.
some hot girl that didn't speak english.
nice choices.
espichally #3
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
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boozeboxer
A pregnant dairy goat.
A pregnant sow.
some hot girl that didn't speak english.
Can I ask what point your domestic animals being pregnant would be?
I mean unless they have twins there not breeding and once born all their milk would be used to suckle their infants.
Better to have a male and female of just one species at least you'd have a chance of breeding them then.
And why not take a hot pregnant girl? I mean a little child would be ideal for the future to help run the farm, companionship etc. It would be cool to have a kid to grow up with if you were staying there for ever.
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Because a pregant dairy goat gives milk and then you could raise the baby and eat it. A dairy goat gives enough milk for the kid and for you too.
The sow would have lots of baby pigs that you could eat. I think you could cross the pigs at least once on thier mom and get by.
I don't want a child by another guy on my island.
I guess I could have 2 of one kind of animal that are unrelated but I wasn't planning on being there for more than a few years. YOu would run into inbreeding problems with just two of anything anyway however.
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boozeboxer
Because a pregant dairy goat gives milk and then you could raise the baby and eat it. A dairy goat gives enough milk for the kid and for you too.
The sow would have lots of baby pigs that you could eat. I think you could cross the pigs at least once on thier mom and get by.
I don't want a child by another guy on my island.
I guess I could have 2 of one kind of animal that are unrelated but I wasn't planning on being there for more than a few years. YOu would run into inbreeding problems with just two of anything anyway however.
Ah you seem to have it all worked out.
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yeah I would prefer a milk cow because I don't like goats but it might be hard for a cow to rustle up enough to eat, depending on the size of the island. Anyway a goat and a pig could easily find enough to eat.
I also always carry my pocket knife so I was taking that as a given. But yeah I think the worst thing on a island would be the lack of good food. I mean you would get tired of fucking coconuts or shallow water fish and sea food llife I bet pretty quick.
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Missy
um...
1) a boat.
Brilliant... :appl:
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Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins
Call me a cheater but just one item needed....;D
My very large "Oh shit kit" that I keep in the trunk of my car.The last thing you grab if/when Shit hits the fan!I put it together after Katrina
Duct tape,a mirror,30' feet of rope,Flint's,K-bar,1 week of M.R.E's,full Medical kit,3 lighters,1 mag-light,Kim-light sticks,4 road flares,water purification tablets,one sided Hatchet,mini fishing kit,charged cell phone,Bottle of Dark Bacardi rum,12 pillar candles,change of clothes,box of 12 gauge shells,aluminum foil,2 bags of dried beef jerky,Compass,a certain "Item" to go along with the shells minus 2 barrels ;),$100 in cash,2 bottles of multi-purpose vitamins,small radio,pack of Black & milds,a canteen,notebook,pencils,world almanac,A watch,small family photo's,multi purpose utility knife,bag of hard candy,trail mix,copy of "Thoughts & theories" .................That might be it,not sure?Juuuust in case!
Hey,Technically,Its one Item and I can carry it on my back...;D;D Good to go!
Good one. ;D
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Think since I've been here this threads been done about 20 times. :p
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Jessica Simpson, some rope & life time supply of viagra. :)
(I will age eventually so I'll be prepared not like the rest of you who are gonna take some hot ass girl then once you hit your 40s/50s you wont be able to get it up and you wont do shit to her) ;)
