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Ok i wasn't sure there to put this thread but i thought this would be a fun idea so i'll start us off.
Kelly Pavlik looks so white he looks like a blood donor who couldn't say no.
Don't ever go down the pub with Amir Khan he can't even get a round in.
Carlos Maussa was so ugly as a baby, that when he was born the midwife held him up and slapped his mother.
Ok theres few examples to start us off i'll be looking forward to your replies guys/girls ;D
I heard A Mere Con is making his acting debut soon. He's starting in the sequel to the movie "Gone in 60 seconds". It's called "Gone in 54 seconds"
This is a gag Missy said a few weeks back -
Amir Khan is so wrapped in cotton wool you would swear he was WHITE lol
Did you hear about the Irishman who thought Sugar Diabetes was the South African Flyweight champion ;D
The boxer was so far behind in points he had to knock out his opponent just to get a draw.
The boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
He boxed as Kid Candle. One blow and he was out.
audley harrison will become world champion
What do michael jackson and Audley harrison have in common ?
They both wear gloves for no reason.
Amir Khan is so horrible when he was born his mother got fined for dumping trash.
Trainer to Boxer, if you go down get up at 8 . Fighter to trainer what time is it now
What do you call a boxer crossed with a hoover?
Mike Dyson;D
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Originally Posted by Pugilistic
Haha, only good one so far.
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Originally Posted by smashup
HA,HA!where did you get that joke from a xmas cracker?
Cheesey,but it made me wet meself!!Thanks!!;)
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Originally Posted by smashup
HA,HA!where did you get that joke from a xmas cracker?
Cheesey,but it made me wet meself!!Thanks!!;)
i gotta joke but it aint no boxer joke. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes
nothin you already told her twice;D:fight:
Once there was a co-worker of mind who didn't bathe or brush his teeth. On the few times he did bathe, he'd be an entire shade lighter in skin color the next day (that's how nasty he was).
One time I said to him "Whew, you're body odor hits harder than Mike Tyson". He got all pissed off, and it wasn't a couple of weeks later until he let hisself go. He'd stay out a lot, and finally got to where he just didn't come back.
Michael Jackson on meeting Prince Naseem Hamed.
"Thanks.......but this isnt what I meant when I said find me a little Arab boy whos good with his hands"
Years after they had both retired,a former opponent ran in to Willy Pepp
He said to Willy,"Willy do you remember me?"
Willy squinted at him for a second and said,"Lie down so I can recognize you"
" AND THE NEW , CHAMPION OF THE WORLD , ANDREW KID THUNDER HARTLEY "