Boxers Jokes

[smashup]

What do you call a boxer crossed with a hoover?

Mike Dyson

[yvonne]

What do you call a boxer crossed with a hoover?

Mike Dyson

HA,HA!where did you get that joke from a xmas cracker?


Cheesey,but it made me wet meself!!Thanks!!

[purtyboy]

What do you call a boxer crossed with a hoover?

Mike Dyson

HA,HA!where did you get that joke from a xmas cracker?


Cheesey,but it made me wet meself!!Thanks!!

Dude is that Charlie Zelenoff in your sig pic?

[kingfrnk]

i gotta joke but it aint no boxer joke. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes











nothin you already told her twice

[Douglas]

Once there was a co-worker of mind who didn't bathe or brush his teeth. On the few times he did bathe, he'd be an entire shade lighter in skin color the next day (that's how nasty he was).

One time I said to him "Whew, you're body odor hits harder than Mike Tyson". He got all pissed off, and it wasn't a couple of weeks later until he let hisself go. He'd stay out a lot, and finally got to where he just didn't come back.

[Memphis]

Michael Jackson on meeting Prince Naseem Hamed.

"Thanks.......but this isnt what I meant when I said find me a little Arab boy whos good with his hands"

[Trainer Monkey]

Years after they had both retired,a former opponent ran in to Willy Pepp
He said to Willy,"Willy do you remember me?"
Willy squinted at him for a second and said,"Lie down so I can recognize you"

[Dark Lord Al]

" AND THE NEW , CHAMPION OF THE WORLD , ANDREW KID THUNDER HARTLEY "