Been curious by birds whining that sperm doesn't taste nice so they don't want to swallow.
So to prove them wrong you've swallowed some of your own spunk.
I bet everyone has dipped there finger then licked it clean
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Been curious by birds whining that sperm doesn't taste nice so they don't want to swallow.
So to prove them wrong you've swallowed some of your own spunk.
I bet everyone has dipped there finger then licked it clean
I've never had the inclination myself.
Bahahahahaha ;D
:lolhaha: No, never tried that.
Hey Plopper, do you ever spunk on some of your fresh feces and then it eat it? :p
Never tried that Legion , you must have a sick mind to come up with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by LEGION
I'l be back soon, just off for a shit and a wank
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Originally Posted by plopeaterNever tried that Legion , you must have a sick mind to come up with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by LEGION
I'l be back soon, just off for a shit and a wank
Well with your normal sh#t eating program, coupled with this new thread about licking your own swimmers, I figured surely you must have combined the 2 things to attain pure bliss at one time or another:p
I used to have a mate who's missus used to suck him off whilst he was having a sh1t. He used to call it a Choccie Chomp ;D
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Originally Posted by BIG H
That is a devoted woman. Lol, choccie chomp:lolhaha::p
Is this bird single now and I wondered if she licked his arse cleanQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
I've tasted I'll admit it.
It's not my favourite beverage and is best mixed with some jam as the taste on its own is a bit unpleasant.
Lingers in your throat too so need to clean your teeth afterwards.
:puke:
I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself
Then licked my pants clean ;D;D
Top bloke, I can understand why birds aren;t big fans of itQuote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
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Originally Posted by plopeater
Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.
I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.
Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.
I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not :(
Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.
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Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by plopeater
Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.
I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.
Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.
I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not :(
The more things change the more they stay the same:LOLATYOU:
haha it wasn't much different from my normal lifestlye I must admit, except instead of having to get up to piss in the toilet I was allowed to stay in bed and piss in a bottle. Good times :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by LEGIONQuote:
Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by plopeater
Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.
I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.
Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.
I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not :(
The more things change the more they stay the same:LOLATYOU:
Why thank you, but I bet you've done just are quite shyQuote:
Originally Posted by leftylee
Did you find out what was wrong or do you still have poopy spermQuote:
Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by plopeater
Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.
I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.
Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.
I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not :(
Bilbo you have a lot of health problems huh???Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by plopeater
Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.
I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.
Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.
I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not :(
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Originally Posted by CountryBoyBilbo you have a lot of health problems huh???Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by plopeater
Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.
I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.
Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.
I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not :(
Bilbo has alot of everything problems:p
I haven't done anything that I regret ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by plopeaterWhy thank you, but I bet you've done just are quite shyQuote:
Originally Posted by leftylee
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Originally Posted by leftyleeI haven't done anything that I regret ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by plopeaterWhy thank you, but I bet you've done just are quite shyQuote:
Originally Posted by leftylee
You are too young to regret things yet... Wait 15 or 20 years then try and repeat this claim.. ;D
Neither have I buddy :skiing:Quote:
Originally Posted by leftyleeI haven't done anything that I regret ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by plopeaterWhy thank you, but I bet you've done just are quite shyQuote:
Originally Posted by leftylee
So your saying you beat off in a hospital bed? LOL I suppose I did it in the toilets at work once.. or twice...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbohaha it wasn't much different from my normal lifestlye I must admit, except instead of having to get up to piss in the toilet I was allowed to stay in bed and piss in a bottle. Good times :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by LEGIONQuote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
The more things change the more they stay the same:LOLATYOU:
The brown cum is most likely not from anything poop related (sorry for the letdown plopeater), but most likely from ruptured blood vessles around behind your nut area which releases blood into your semen, and blood left in bodily fluids generally turns a browny color....
Had to find this out the hard way unfortunately, having one of the beat off's of my life, and then my blow cums out (pardon the pun) full of blood... Man I fucking totally freaked out and thought I was going to die or something.. There is somemthing awful frightening about something going wrong with your penis I tell ya..
Anyway I looked it up and one of the most common causes for blood being in the sperm is ruptured blood vessels usually caused by not taking a shit for like, a week and a half...
Funny enough I had been holding a shit in for probably about a week and a half before that (don't get turned on plopeater), and that's probably what caused it.
The worst thing was every time I beat off for like the next 2 weeks, it was cleaning itself out so it was mostly blood the second time but a bit darker, then slowly went a brown colour until there were just brown specs in it, and then all clear...
During that time I was tempted to blow inside my old girlfriend and then when blood would be there I would yell at her for not telling me she got her period and having sex with me.. BUT, that's too sadistic for me.. and I was embarrassed that my blow was red..
Okay hope no one was eating dinner or having a strawberry milkshake while reading this
Jesus christ wacking off in hospitals blood semen WTF :confused:
Just don't play with your carrot and onions fellas simple as.
Holding a shit in for over a week. would love to chew on that logQuote:
Originally Posted by DizasterSo your saying you beat off in a hospital bed? LOL I suppose I did it in the toilets at work once.. or twice...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbohaha it wasn't much different from my normal lifestlye I must admit, except instead of having to get up to piss in the toilet I was allowed to stay in bed and piss in a bottle. Good times :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by LEGION
The brown cum is most likely not from anything poop related (sorry for the letdown plopeater), but most likely from ruptured blood vessles around behind your nut area which releases blood into your semen, and blood left in bodily fluids generally turns a browny color....
Had to find this out the hard way unfortunately, having one of the beat off's of my life, and then my blow cums out (pardon the pun) full of blood... Man I fucking totally freaked out and thought I was going to die or something.. There is somemthing awful frightening about something going wrong with your penis I tell ya..
Anyway I looked it up and one of the most common causes for blood being in the sperm is ruptured blood vessels usually caused by not taking a shit for like, a week and a half...
Funny enough I had been holding a shit in for probably about a week and a half before that (don't get turned on plopeater), and that's probably what caused it.
The worst thing was every time I beat off for like the next 2 weeks, it was cleaning itself out so it was mostly blood the second time but a bit darker, then slowly went a brown colour until there were just brown specs in it, and then all clear...
During that time I was tempted to blow inside my old girlfriend and then when blood would be there I would yell at her for not telling me she got her period and having sex with me.. BUT, that's too sadistic for me.. and I was embarrassed that my blow was red..
Okay hope no one was eating dinner or having a strawberry milkshake while reading this
The thing was almost as wide and a cricket ball as well.. And just as hard..Quote:
Originally Posted by plopeaterHolding a shit in for over a week. would love to chew on that logQuote:
Originally Posted by DizasterSo your saying you beat off in a hospital bed? LOL I suppose I did it in the toilets at work once.. or twice...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
The brown cum is most likely not from anything poop related (sorry for the letdown plopeater), but most likely from ruptured blood vessles around behind your nut area which releases blood into your semen, and blood left in bodily fluids generally turns a browny color....
Had to find this out the hard way unfortunately, having one of the beat off's of my life, and then my blow cums out (pardon the pun) full of blood... Man I fucking totally freaked out and thought I was going to die or something.. There is somemthing awful frightening about something going wrong with your penis I tell ya..
Anyway I looked it up and one of the most common causes for blood being in the sperm is ruptured blood vessels usually caused by not taking a shit for like, a week and a half...
Funny enough I had been holding a shit in for probably about a week and a half before that (don't get turned on plopeater), and that's probably what caused it.
The worst thing was every time I beat off for like the next 2 weeks, it was cleaning itself out so it was mostly blood the second time but a bit darker, then slowly went a brown colour until there were just brown specs in it, and then all clear...
During that time I was tempted to blow inside my old girlfriend and then when blood would be there I would yell at her for not telling me she got her period and having sex with me.. BUT, that's too sadistic for me.. and I was embarrassed that my blow was red..
Okay hope no one was eating dinner or having a strawberry milkshake while reading this
Saddo members really do ourselves proud don't we.. :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by ICB
Thank god there is at least some sort of post limit before regular civilians can get in and witness this vulgarity...
Jesus Christ even I'm offended at the way this thread has descended into depths beyond vulgar:p
Plopeater started it... He always starts it...Quote:
Originally Posted by LEGION
This is just everyday office chatQuote:
Originally Posted by LEGION
hahahahahaha ;D
all i have to say is :shakehead:
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Originally Posted by plopeaterThis is just everyday office orifice chatQuote:
Originally Posted by LEGION
Sure is:p
Funny guy snake boy ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by LEGIONQuote:
Originally Posted by plopeaterThis is just everyday office orifice chatQuote:
Originally Posted by LEGION
Sure is:p
OK, let's be honest here we've ALL dipped our finger in it and AT LEAST thought about it. ;D
Some have tasted it a bit....
Others aren't there quite yet but they'll get there... ;)
I remember this one time I was with a girl at a party and we took off in her car a couple of blocks down to get it on in her car.
She was blowing me and jacking me off then when I was coming the b!tch pointed my cock at me and shot it on me. :furious2:
Made her lick it off, ALL of it.
;D
Great thread plop...
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Originally Posted by CutMeMick
So much for my pasta salad and protein shake staying down:p
And leave your comments about protein shakes for someone else please:furious2:
Was it a Tapioca shake?Quote:
Originally Posted by LEGIONQuote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMick
So much for my pasta salad and protein shake staying down:p
And leave your comments about protein shakes for someone else please:furious2: