Have you ever !!!!!

[LEGION]

I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.

I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.

Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.

I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not

The more things change the more they stay the same

[Kev]

I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.

I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.

Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.

I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not

The more things change the more they stay the same

haha it wasn't much different from my normal lifestlye I must admit, except instead of having to get up to piss in the toilet I was allowed to stay in bed and piss in a bottle. Good times

[Plopeater]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

Why thank you, but I bet you've done just are quite shy

[Plopeater]

I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.

I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.

Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.

I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not

Did you find out what was wrong or do you still have poopy sperm

[CountryBoy]

I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.

I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.

Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.

I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not

Bilbo you have a lot of health problems huh

[LEGION]

I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.

I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.

Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.

I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not

Bilbo you have a lot of health problems huh

Bilbo has alot of everything problems

[leftylee]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

Why thank you, but I bet you've done just are quite shy

I haven't done anything that I regret

[Ghost]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

Why thank you, but I bet you've done just are quite shy

I haven't done anything that I regret

You are too young to regret things yet... Wait 15 or 20 years then try and repeat this claim..

[Plopeater]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

Why thank you, but I bet you've done just are quite shy

I haven't done anything that I regret

Neither have I buddy

[Dizaster]

Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.

I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.

Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.

I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not

The more things change the more they stay the same

haha it wasn't much different from my normal lifestlye I must admit, except instead of having to get up to piss in the toilet I was allowed to stay in bed and piss in a bottle. Good times

So your saying you beat off in a hospital bed? LOL I suppose I did it in the toilets at work once.. or twice...

The brown cum is most likely not from anything poop related (sorry for the letdown plopeater), but most likely from ruptured blood vessles around behind your nut area which releases blood into your semen, and blood left in bodily fluids generally turns a browny color....

Had to find this out the hard way unfortunately, having one of the beat off's of my life, and then my blow cums out (pardon the pun) full of blood... Man I fucking totally freaked out and thought I was going to die or something.. There is somemthing awful frightening about something going wrong with your penis I tell ya..
Anyway I looked it up and one of the most common causes for blood being in the sperm is ruptured blood vessels usually caused by not taking a shit for like, a week and a half...
Funny enough I had been holding a shit in for probably about a week and a half before that (don't get turned on plopeater), and that's probably what caused it.
The worst thing was every time I beat off for like the next 2 weeks, it was cleaning itself out so it was mostly blood the second time but a bit darker, then slowly went a brown colour until there were just brown specs in it, and then all clear...
During that time I was tempted to blow inside my old girlfriend and then when blood would be there I would yell at her for not telling me she got her period and having sex with me.. BUT, that's too sadistic for me.. and I was embarrassed that my blow was red..

Okay hope no one was eating dinner or having a strawberry milkshake while reading this

[ICB]

Jesus christ wacking off in hospitals blood semen WTF

Just don't play with your carrot and onions fellas simple as.

[Plopeater]

The more things change the more they stay the same

haha it wasn't much different from my normal lifestlye I must admit, except instead of having to get up to piss in the toilet I was allowed to stay in bed and piss in a bottle. Good times

So your saying you beat off in a hospital bed? LOL I suppose I did it in the toilets at work once.. or twice...

The brown cum is most likely not from anything poop related (sorry for the letdown plopeater), but most likely from ruptured blood vessles around behind your nut area which releases blood into your semen, and blood left in bodily fluids generally turns a browny color....

Had to find this out the hard way unfortunately, having one of the beat off's of my life, and then my blow cums out (pardon the pun) full of blood... Man I fucking totally freaked out and thought I was going to die or something.. There is somemthing awful frightening about something going wrong with your penis I tell ya..
Anyway I looked it up and one of the most common causes for blood being in the sperm is ruptured blood vessels usually caused by not taking a shit for like, a week and a half...
Funny enough I had been holding a shit in for probably about a week and a half before that (don't get turned on plopeater), and that's probably what caused it.
The worst thing was every time I beat off for like the next 2 weeks, it was cleaning itself out so it was mostly blood the second time but a bit darker, then slowly went a brown colour until there were just brown specs in it, and then all clear...
During that time I was tempted to blow inside my old girlfriend and then when blood would be there I would yell at her for not telling me she got her period and having sex with me.. BUT, that's too sadistic for me.. and I was embarrassed that my blow was red..

Okay hope no one was eating dinner or having a strawberry milkshake while reading this

Holding a shit in for over a week. would love to chew on that log

[Dizaster]

haha it wasn't much different from my normal lifestlye I must admit, except instead of having to get up to piss in the toilet I was allowed to stay in bed and piss in a bottle. Good times

So your saying you beat off in a hospital bed? LOL I suppose I did it in the toilets at work once.. or twice...

The brown cum is most likely not from anything poop related (sorry for the letdown plopeater), but most likely from ruptured blood vessles around behind your nut area which releases blood into your semen, and blood left in bodily fluids generally turns a browny color....

Had to find this out the hard way unfortunately, having one of the beat off's of my life, and then my blow cums out (pardon the pun) full of blood... Man I fucking totally freaked out and thought I was going to die or something.. There is somemthing awful frightening about something going wrong with your penis I tell ya..
Anyway I looked it up and one of the most common causes for blood being in the sperm is ruptured blood vessels usually caused by not taking a shit for like, a week and a half...
Funny enough I had been holding a shit in for probably about a week and a half before that (don't get turned on plopeater), and that's probably what caused it.
The worst thing was every time I beat off for like the next 2 weeks, it was cleaning itself out so it was mostly blood the second time but a bit darker, then slowly went a brown colour until there were just brown specs in it, and then all clear...
During that time I was tempted to blow inside my old girlfriend and then when blood would be there I would yell at her for not telling me she got her period and having sex with me.. BUT, that's too sadistic for me.. and I was embarrassed that my blow was red..

Okay hope no one was eating dinner or having a strawberry milkshake while reading this

Holding a shit in for over a week. would love to chew on that log

The thing was almost as wide and a cricket ball as well.. And just as hard..

[Dizaster]

Jesus christ wacking off in hospitals blood semen WTF

Just don't play with your carrot and onions fellas simple as.

Saddo members really do ourselves proud don't we..

Thank god there is at least some sort of post limit before regular civilians can get in and witness this vulgarity...

[LEGION]

Jesus Christ even I'm offended at the way this thread has descended into depths beyond vulgar