Start saving Plopeater!!! this is your dream machine
Some men aspire to own a Yacht when they grow old and get rich. Some want a mansion. Some dream of a Ferrari.
But Plopeater my friend, this is the dream machine for you..
It's called a Cloaca, and it is a machine that has been designed to produce shit! Real life shit like you get straight from a human... It makes a crying noise which means it's hungry. You put whatever real life food you like into it's mouth, it then goes through a bunch of processes like it does inside a real human, and comes out as a real life, smelly, brown shit....
This is amazing..
Some freshly made ones...
http://www.cloaca.be/pix/cl/cl_ni_zurich.jpg
And a link to a youtube video of this extraordinary machine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdlLBWymnUA
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ewwwwwwwwwwwww gross man.
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Wonder if he wants fries with that? :cool:
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I wish they'd used their creativity to come up with a machine that would throw a bunch of whatever in one end and a perfect Italian Pizza or Lasagna would come out the other end..
Obviously the designer is a guy after our Plop's heart.
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:confused:
That gives new meaning to having a shitty job:p
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So would you guys be prepared to eat a plateful of Cloaca's delights?
I'd have a go, I mean it doesn't really seem gross when it's just passed through a series of test tubes and pipes rather than bowels and intestines but you'd at least get the core experience.
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I dont want to try it. Im picky with normal food as it is. I dont know about eating shit. :-\
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And Bilbo takes the lead in the weirdo race, Plop where are you man your losing the race now hurry, clubber your still in the running but you gotta catch up now.
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Is that Plopeater in the vid? He built it to teach people to stop treating shit like shit.
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No Contest
Is that Plopeater in the vid? He built it to teach people to stop treating shit like shit.
:lolhaha: NO MORE SHIT!
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This man is a pure visionary and should be awarded the Nobel Prize, with many of these machines he could turn the world into shit eaters.
This man is my hero and it is now my dream to eat not only shit from his machine but also his own shit fresh from his arse. I would be able to taste the greatness.
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Plopeater
This man is a pure visionary and should be awarded the Nobel Prize, with many of these machines he could turn the world into shit eaters.
This man is my hero and it is now my dream to eat not only shit from his machine but also his own shit fresh from his arse. I would be able to taste the greatness.
Utterly bizarre!! :rolleyes:;D
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miles
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Plopeater
This man is a pure visionary and should be awarded the Nobel Prize, with many of these machines he could turn the world into shit eaters.
This man is my hero and it is now my dream to eat not only shit from his machine but also his own shit fresh from his arse. I would be able to taste the greatness.
Utterly bizarre!! :rolleyes:;D
Beyond bizarre! Sometimes I have to re-read to make sure i've read what I just read...
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Plopeater
This man is a pure visionary and should be awarded the Nobel Prize, with many of these machines he could turn the world into shit eaters.
This man is my hero and it is now my dream to eat not only shit from his machine but also his own shit fresh from his arse. I would be able to taste the greatness.
Don't forget the fries for dippin..:cool:
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Dizaster
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miles
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Plopeater
This man is a pure visionary and should be awarded the Nobel Prize, with many of these machines he could turn the world into shit eaters.
This man is my hero and it is now my dream to eat not only shit from his machine but also his own shit fresh from his arse. I would be able to taste the greatness.
Utterly bizarre!! :rolleyes:;D
Beyond bizarre! Sometimes I have to re-read to make sure i've read what I just read...
Over a thousand posts, and he manages to put a fresh spin on the shit thing each time. Quite a feat really.
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miles
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Dizaster
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miles
Utterly bizarre!! :rolleyes:;D
Beyond bizarre! Sometimes I have to re-read to make sure i've read what I just read...
Over a thousand posts, and he manages to put a fresh spin on the shit thing each time. Quite a feat really.
I was thinking that if there was some poop eaters club that tries to spread the word of eating poop, then they should adopt Plopeater and their diplomat/spokesperson. But then I thought there probably is no such club.
So maybe Plop should start one...
The P.L.O.P.E.A.T.E.R.S
Poo
Lovers
Of
Planet
Earth
All
Together
Eating
Real
Shits
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Did a little checking for you Plop... That machine comes with an adjustable slicer/dicer. Yes sir, Plop it will slice and dice poo to any size you want.
But wait there is more, If you order now, you also get a free set of Ginsu Steak Knifes to help prepare all the ingredents for your State Of The Art, Plopper Machine.
The Machine that makes eating plop enjoyable.
Visa and Master Charge accepted. :Tax not included: 30 day money back offer. :rolleyes:
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Ghost
Did a little checking for you Plop... That machine comes with an adjustable slicer/dicer. Yes sir, Plop it will slice and dice poo to any size you want.
But wait there is more, If you order now, you also get a free set of Ginsu Steak Knifes to help prepare all the ingredents for your State Of The Art, Plopper Machine.
The Machine that makes eating plop enjoyable.
Visa and Master Charge accepted. :Tax not included: 30 day money back offer. :rolleyes:
How much are they
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Originally Posted by
Dizaster
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Originally Posted by
miles
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Originally Posted by
Dizaster
Beyond bizarre! Sometimes I have to re-read to make sure i've read what I just read...
Over a thousand posts, and he manages to put a fresh spin on the shit thing each time. Quite a feat really.
I was thinking that if there was some poop eaters club that tries to spread the word of eating poop, then they should adopt Plopeater and their diplomat/spokesperson. But then I thought there probably is no such club.
So maybe Plop should start one...
The P.L.O.P.E.A.T.E.R.S
Poo
Lovers
Of
Planet
Earth
All
Together
Eating
Real
Shits
This would be a good club. I could trawl forums of all kinds looking for fellow members, do I have any from here
Does anyone want to join me in eating faeces out of each others arses
