Some men aspire to own a Yacht when they grow old and get rich. Some want a mansion. Some dream of a Ferrari.

But Plopeater my friend, this is the dream machine for you..

It's called a Cloaca, and it is a machine that has been designed to produce shit! Real life shit like you get straight from a human... It makes a crying noise which means it's hungry. You put whatever real life food you like into it's mouth, it then goes through a bunch of processes like it does inside a real human, and comes out as a real life, smelly, brown shit....

This is amazing..

Some freshly made ones...


And a link to a youtube video of this extraordinary machine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdlLBWymnUA