Just wondering
Ive been in jail for a day and a half for gettin caught with weed thats it.
Anybody else?
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Just wondering
Ive been in jail for a day and a half for gettin caught with weed thats it.
Anybody else?
Did one night for accidently spraying beer through the window of a plain cop car right over the driver.
It really was accidental as I was running and put my thumb over the end as they drove past with the window down, I didnt get a beating so they must of belived me.
Been taken for a nasty trip out into the bush, locked in the back of a divi wagon though anotha story.
Hold on........I have to go check the statue of limitations :-X
I served many school detentions.
It was usually only for half an hour after school and I had to write lines but it's still punishment for law breaking right?
Since I've grown up I've calmed down from my wild ways and reformed.
I managed to get out, I was one of the lucky ones............
Actually one of the only guys from in here that has done real hard time did 6 years in Fulsome for making Illeagal firearms but hes doesnt come here anymore; only reason I can say it now.
Another did time for growing/dealing went away for 2 years but hes not here anymore either.
Of course we have Britkid too who obviously either died or went to jail. I reckon he's inside, must have done something real bad I reckon.........Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
I think BK ended up robbing a library over some pent up frustrations over their claim that he had Flyweights of the 1920's past the alotted date.
I've been lucky enough never to go to jail, you would never go to jail for just weed here thank God. Unless you are really unlucky, you would get a ticket definitely and maybe a ride home and if you are caught in the car then maybe in some trouble but no way you get popped for just personal weed.
Gotten some rides home. 3 to be exact.
jail is great we get drunk and stones with the boys, and at christmas we can get drunk for 12 straight days its a good time, and julian and ricky i see every winter :D
We're family right ??:bucktooth: I'll give a bit.
Went to jail in 89' after a 4th of July party while tripping on boo-koo Micro Dot.Skipping some details but we ended up sitting on a train tressal at 3 AM in the morning throwing "obtained" silverwear and plates onto the freeway below....listening to the sounds they made and thinking it was the funniest thing in a lifetime.We were walking home and along comes a cop car,Instead of running I actually approached him thinking he was stopping us over Curfew.......Totally forgot what we had done earlier though they quickly reminded us.I sat in jail for 4 days frying balls and questioning the meaning of life :-X
also got popped for inciting a riot & assault,that was interesting.Worth all the grief that followed :fight:.Rent a cops earned it
I've been in over night a couple of times, but nothing serious. There were a few occasions I thought I was going to get busted for things which would have equaled serious time, but fortunately I somehow managed to avoid it.
wow detention. for what being tardy to class :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
I'm too pretty for prison.
I got 2 suspensions and 1 first strike towards a crimimal charge this past September, my first month in high school. :shakehead:
In my younger days, I had a cop throw me in the tank for the night because I told him that where I had been was "none of your fucking business!"
I plead the fifth... :)
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Originally Posted by CutMeMick
No comment. :rolleyes:
I am realy really shocked and suprised Bilbo .Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
You went to school ? lol
no coment:-\
Oddly enough I was joking with the wife about very similar last night. I have an almost otherwordly ability to skate,when Im guilty as sin, and somehow finding myslef looking at jail house doors when Im totally innocent.
In Philly there's two levels of in deep.
First the station house,Im very familiar with the confines of the Roundhouse as its called. But if you get put back in a paddywagon after you get booked in the Roundhouse,well you screwed up this time son because your mega officially in custody, and shant be leaving custody without a lawyer at best.
In a fit of what I can only in hindsight describe as Philadelphia Police humour, I hadnt done a damned thing wrong, and Im back in the paddywagon. The whole ride Im thinking WTF, because I was screaming innocent this time. I go through the full transfer and everything, right to "tattoo's,circumsized?" and getting double checked (Why do they bother asking,if theyre just going to look anyway?), only to have the warden look down at the release sheet, look up at me, and ask, "Can you think of any reason why we're holding you?"
An awnser of "No,I have no idea" and a 20 block walk later, I went back to bed
One of the only times I can remember being rousted,where I was %100 guilty, it was worth the fine. Allways remember kiddies, a well placed middle didgit costs you at least 124.73 American dollars.
So make it count
And an addendium
If your morning starts in a situation that involves a flashlight,a nightstick tapping you on the foot,the phrase "Whadda we have here?",just pull the blanket over your head and pretend to be deceased. Because the rest of your day is going to suck,and you just woke up for gods sake..
Interesting side note, the flashlights cops carry are so big,because its a secondary nightstick. You could run the things on 1 double A battery. But somehow they all seem to take 3 C batteries.
Given the choice between getting hit with the flashlight or their nightsicks, go with the nightstick,cause you get whomped with the flashlight,an unregistered .38 is going to find itself next to you rapidly cooling body.
Second add on
Why this is so funny,is because I was talking to the wife on this very topic last night.
There's some back story so wait for it
I just got a new toy,a full tattoo kit.
Im a very old school punk rocker, I saw the Clash in 82 old school.
Everyone remembers Skinheads used get their knuckles tatted all the time with Skin
And Im a smart ass by nature
So I got my knuckles tatted with PUNK, just to stick it in Skinhead faces.
And after many trips to the Roundhouse, it dawned on me,you know,you can be totally innocent,hell you can not even be charged, and find yourself in a situation where the word Punk on your knuckles does not work towards your benefit.
So I was literally working on the coverup last night.
Sarcasm and ink, rarely work towards your best interests, thankfully I was able to fix that before I found out what anal rape felt like, I mean unless you count all the years in the boxing and music industry's, where it's practically written in to the contract.
Nope. The most a police officer has said to me is stop kicking a football too hard in the local park as there was children in there.
Most scousers my age are crack obssesed gang war hoodies. Not me though. I'm a good guy.
:)
I got stabbed through the bottom of my thumb last friday but I was the one who spent 24 hrs in nic on AHB charges....:(
Work that one out:confused:
I've had a similar experience mate - crazyQuote:
Originally Posted by smashup
Ive been arrested twice but have never been to jail. I was drunk and disorderly both times. I only deserved to be arrested the one time though. The other time the police were being a bit out of order and making an example of me. I went to court twice and got cautioned both times. Never charged nor put in jail. But I did vomit in the police cell on one of those occasions.
Miles, you're a proper piss head aint ya ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
Most of the time it was my big mouth that got me into trouble. Another time a cop pulled over as I was walking down the street late at night. He asks if I have any drugs on me. Even though I am clean, I tell him I have a bag of weed in my pocket. Sonofabitch was mad as hell, and decided to throw me in the tank overnight to teach me a lesson. Those bastards liked to throw people in the tank in my town, even when we were minding our own business.
No, the closest I've come (probably not that close) was when I was like 17 and we were drinking on this golf course late night and decided to drive around on the golf course, the cops came, me and two other people decided the most efficient plan would be to run so we had to cross like three or four holes to get out of there, running real low (;D), not sure why really, they probably would have just called my parents.
And I had a half ounce of pot confiscated one time.
Ive had my moments, yes. :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG HMiles, you're a proper piss head aint ya ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
Still 6 years overseas and never been arrested once! :cool:
;DQuote:
Originally Posted by milesIve had my moments, yes. :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG HMiles, you're a proper piss head aint ya ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
Still 6 years overseas and never been arrested once! :cool:
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Originally Posted by CGM
hmmmmmm. i had a friend that will do the same shit. we would get pulled over and we be clean as can be and this dumbass will talk shit to the cop, and im like hey STFU and he just keeps rambling on, he did it twice and the 2nd time got his ass put in jail. but on my way home i was LMAO cause it was kinda funny i was even laughing one time he was doing it.
got arrested once for assault early in my military career. My sister's boyfriend slaped her and i was having none of that shit. well the cops were called after the fact and i was booked for 1 night. but i was aquited of all charges after my Superior Officer, a Colonel in the Air Force wrote the Gudge a letter describing me and the things that i do at my job and how i was a good kid. ;D but i will do it again with pleasure.:mad: being in the military has its benefits i guess.
Good for you for doing that. I for one, cannot stand any guy that hits a woman!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by mike_tha_man
Sorry it got you into some trouble, but you stood up for your sister, and did the right thing.
I have to go spread some rep around so I can hit you up again. ;D
A guy I know here ,his mum had a new bloke in her life this bloke hit her while my mate was at school. He came home saw her ,casually went out into the garage and got a baseball bat and smaked the fukker off his chair and all the way out to his car. Broke bones the whole lot. Went away for it too as he was already a fighter and was on parol from duvi for assault,so at 17 turnin 18 he got put in with adults and the time done in Beechworth changed him for the worse, it didn't do him or society any favors,its not right.Quote:
Originally Posted by DianeGood for you for doing that. I for one, cannot stand any guy that hits a woman!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by mike_tha_man
Sorry it got you into some trouble, but you stood up for your sister, and did the right thing.
I have to go spread some rep around so I can hit you up again. ;D
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Why do I feel I got away with alot? (THAT THE SATUTES OF LIMITATIONS HAS RUN OUT ON FOR ANYBODY READING THIS)Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreA guy I know here ,his mum had a new bloke in her life this bloke hit her while my mate was at school. He came home saw her ,casually went out into the garage and got a baseball bat and smaked the fukker off his chair and all the way out to his car. Broke bones the whole lot. Went away for it too as he was already a fighter and was on parol from duvi for assault,so at 17 turnin 18 he got put in with adults and the time done in Beechworth changed him for the worse, it didn't do him or society any favors,its not right.Quote:
Originally Posted by DianeGood for you for doing that. I for one, cannot stand any guy that hits a woman!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by mike_tha_man
Sorry it got you into some trouble, but you stood up for your sister, and did the right thing.
I have to go spread some rep around so I can hit you up again. ;D
We used to just pour them a beer and say,"Yo,we gotta talk about something,out back" and some of us would go back to the keg sooner then others.
You dont hit anyone who isnt capable of defending themselves against you.
A guy I knew,was beating his new wife.
I arranged a private sparring session with him, after I found out. A very private sparring session after I talked to my trainer.
Id have gleefully done time for what I did to him(AGAIN PLEASE NOTE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS HAS RUN OUT,AND WHAT I DID WAS TECHNICALLY LEGAL ANYWAY)
i accidently hit my ex girlfriend in the eye one time. she was cryin :eek: but i said i was sorry. she was messing with me and POW right on the eye and i was like oooops:o. but after i apologized we made up the good way ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by DianeGood for you for doing that. I for one, cannot stand any guy that hits a woman!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by mike_tha_man
Sorry it got you into some trouble, but you stood up for your sister, and did the right thing.
I have to go spread some rep around so I can hit you up again. ;D
Unless they have just smacked up your mum, your misses, your daughters or female friends; Then i'll get them if they are looking the other way or looking straight at me,I dont care its happening anyway no rules for them or for pedaphilles either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey;626338[/quote
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=LIZxKkB78jkQuote:
Originally Posted by leftylee
You should have done this...