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This has to a contender for the prize. Its all the rage out here with the kids singing it all over the place. What is "every wanna pretty" all about? Its either cryptic or a sign that English education is failing here. Anyway, its a truly horrible song and I hope it goes away soon. But before it goes I thought I would share the horror with you lot too. Enjoy!! :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVNAfxNd-tc
Any more horrible song contenders out there? This is the place to post 'em.
Or is it "every one a pretty"? Why am I even thinking about this??? :confused:
This is pretty awful too. I had to endure this Austin Powers wannabe way too much as a young kid and it has all probably caused me irreversible harm. They probably play this kind of stuff at Guantanamo Bay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ZG6HJVKuQ
Now I love David Bowie (in a strictly non gay way of course) but this is one of the most shocking pieces of footage ever put onto film. Probably even more shocking than anything in Bilbo's pornography collection too. Ghastly stuff and enough to have small children weeping beneath their covers in fright.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTHvW2JcAA
It is difficult to imagine how a song could turn out any worse than this. Mr Blobby is one of the enduring icons of our times and does possess a remarkable singing voice. But he was woefully underused here. And it shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4
don't forget this classic !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTzmhFQt2o
I used to love this until I found out that Mira Hindley and Ian Brady played this whilst they torchered kids :(Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
I first heard about this madman from a David Bowie interview ages back. "The legendary stardust cowboy"! Now this stuff is so bad, it is good. Ive played this to people and people either laugh at it or get annoyed, so Im assuming it must be pretty bad. I find it rather likeable in a fucked up kind of way though. But Im going to throw it in regardless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdiDW6qyg1k&NR=1
Hahahaha! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mark TKO
I actually watched that from start to end! The horror....:p
Granddad
Is this it Scrap?Quote:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJGJRd8pGE
Its very unusual, and just a little bit creepy! ;D
Oh, I'm sure there's a few shit songs out there. If I were to pick one that is actually considered good by many folks, it would be Harry Chapin - Cat's in the Cradle for sure. :puke:
Barry Manilow. The devil in human form. Possibly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seCw1OQu17o
No more songs. Its getting me down having to listen to them before I post them. This thread was not one of my best ideas. Barry Manilow, how low can any man go? :-X;D
Thats it Miles :rolleyes:
Scrap, you really want to hear more of this stuff? :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrap
You have a much stronger resolve than I do. Okay, here goes.
Its Milli Vanilli time!! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSqV3...eature=related
Now this is a pretty shocking song. But below the age of five I was completely in love with this song. And now listening to this, I quite like it again!! :D It is quite awful though! ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16bgO2kX3XI
I cheated. Here is a wierd song I like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc9ZbS4KMdg
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Originally Posted by miles
now that is wierd ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QNJXAHayTc
Fooking hate this band:mad:
this one splits people
terrible ? or genius ??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz1T5DwsIfw
that was pretty damn funny LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
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Originally Posted by Mark TKO
wants to be a gay talentless Tom Waits......
Gotta be one of them.....trying to laugh but find myself gritting my teeth listening to that absolute garbage, so my face is frozen in some sort of rigor mortis death grin......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RC...eature=related
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Originally Posted by Phil
And we have a winner:p
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Originally Posted by LEGIONQuote:
Originally Posted by Phil
And we have a winner:p
Or loser, depending on how you look at it:p
Oh, that is truly horrible. Nothing can beat that! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by LEGIONQuote:
Originally Posted by Phil
And we have a winner:p
my choices...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv5zKd1rqcM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jrrzF2Cvsc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqDBa11MuDo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lE6Htee0sA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz2cUX0CNA8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZcqBgCS74
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI
For the record Foreigners - I wanna know what love is.
I have that as the cheesiest songs ever.
I also think Hello by Lionel is possibly the creepiest song ever written. Watch the video and listen closely to the lyrics. This fuckers crazy and obsessed. He's gonna end up killing the bitch and raping her.
The pride of Canada... :-X
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C0wnGhDGas
Some say she do
Some say she don't
Some say she will
And some say she won't
I knoooowwww she does....
Hot girls in Love!
The most depressing song ever made...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8
Cmon Miles,I watched that the night it aired,thats a weird but cherished childhood memory for meQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
BTW,any song by Bread,though I have to admit Air Supply can make a hell of a case,REO Speedwagon and Journey are definitly in the chase as well.
:scratchchin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu-UkTv8tVk
Its still fucking Grandad ;D
Eddie Murphy's "party all the time"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXIeD8HGoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGWUZQ5xCyw
......the song doesn't make sense and it basically defines my hatred of the liberals
You know what, if you got that fucking job at the begining of the song then maybe you would have something to give at church you long haired waste of space!
GET A GOD DAMN JOB!
Anysong by Boy George