The worst song you've ever heard?

[Gandalf]

This has to a contender for the prize. Its all the rage out here with the kids singing it all over the place. What is "every wanna pretty" all about? Its either cryptic or a sign that English education is failing here. Anyway, its a truly horrible song and I hope it goes away soon. But before it goes I thought I would share the horror with you lot too. Enjoy!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVNAfxNd-tc

Any more horrible song contenders out there? This is the place to post 'em.

[Gandalf]

Or is it "every one a pretty"? Why am I even thinking about this

[Gandalf]

This is pretty awful too. I had to endure this Austin Powers wannabe way too much as a young kid and it has all probably caused me irreversible harm. They probably play this kind of stuff at Guantanamo Bay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ZG6HJVKuQ

[Gandalf]

Now I love David Bowie (in a strictly non gay way of course) but this is one of the most shocking pieces of footage ever put onto film. Probably even more shocking than anything in Bilbo's pornography collection too. Ghastly stuff and enough to have small children weeping beneath their covers in fright.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTHvW2JcAA

[Gandalf]

It is difficult to imagine how a song could turn out any worse than this. Mr Blobby is one of the enduring icons of our times and does possess a remarkable singing voice. But he was woefully underused here. And it shows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

[Mark TKO]

don't forget this classic !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTzmhFQt2o

[BIG H]

Now I love David Bowie (in a strictly non gay way of course) but this is one of the most shocking pieces of footage ever put onto film. Probably even more shocking than anything in Bilbo's pornography collection too. Ghastly stuff and enough to have small children weeping beneath their covers in fright.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTHvW2JcAA

I used to love this until I found out that Mira Hindley and Ian Brady played this whilst they torchered kids

[Gandalf]

I first heard about this madman from a David Bowie interview ages back. "The legendary stardust cowboy"! Now this stuff is so bad, it is good. Ive played this to people and people either laugh at it or get annoyed, so Im assuming it must be pretty bad. I find it rather likeable in a fucked up kind of way though. But Im going to throw it in regardless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdiDW6qyg1k&NR=1

[Gandalf]

don't forget this classic !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTzmhFQt2o

Hahahaha!

I actually watched that from start to end! The horror....

[Scrap]

Granddad

[Gandalf]

Granddad

Is this it Scrap?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJGJRd8pGE

Its very unusual, and just a little bit creepy!

[CGM]

Oh, I'm sure there's a few shit songs out there. If I were to pick one that is actually considered good by many folks, it would be Harry Chapin - Cat's in the Cradle for sure.

[Gandalf]

Barry Manilow. The devil in human form. Possibly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seCw1OQu17o

[Gandalf]

No more songs. Its getting me down having to listen to them before I post them. This thread was not one of my best ideas. Barry Manilow, how low can any man go?

[Scrap]

Thats it Miles