Things you have learned in life that cuts time and makes things easier.

Wish I learned this years ago.

Place baking paper over your BBQ plate and you'll never have to clean it ever again.




One for the misses:
When bringing socks in off the clothes line pair them up and roll them right there, then throw them in the basket.

Kid Thunder has a good tim esaving device ,

Get KOED in the first round rather than wasting time losing on points.;D

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Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

Kid Thunder has a good tim esaving device ,

Get KOED in the first round rather than wasting time losing on points.;D

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he's not paid by the minute!:)

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Originally Posted by Andre

Wish I learned this years ago.

Place baking paper over your BBQ plate and you'll never have to clean it ever again.




One for the misses:
When bringing socks in off the clothes line pair them up and roll them right there, then throw them in the basket.

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if you're doing it proper, you shouldn't roll socks in to a ball as it knackers the elastic.

put a bit of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit. splashback eliminated

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Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

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Originally Posted by Andre

Wish I learned this years ago.

Place baking paper over your BBQ plate and you'll never have to clean it ever again.




One for the misses:
When bringing socks in off the clothes line pair them up and roll them right there, then throw them in the basket.

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if you're doing it proper, you shouldn't roll socks in to a ball as it knackers the elastic.

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Mumble mumble... fukin knacker your elastic ..:(







You're sounding just like my misses :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by jahmez

put a bit of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit. splashback eliminated

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Definately, A must do when out and about.
I dont even sit on public dunnies just one arm back on the wall, paper in as you say, and let it drop.
I even wash the top of the tap with soap before I turn it off so i dont get other peoples as$ germs on my hands for day .

Wish you were an hour earlier with the fuckin' barbie tip !!!

If you have any bread that has become too dry, microwave it with a cup of water and it'll take in some of the moisture.

For reheating pizza, microwave it a little bit, and then put some aluminum foil around it and then put it in the toaster so it's not soggy at all.

If your single.Own only two of every dish,silverware,mugs,pots and pans.Thats it.

Always use a catcher while mowing the grass and only edge on windy days.Teach the cat to use the doggy door and shite outside like ol' fido.

Never meet a girl for a date after opening a bag of tripe. Even with excessive washing you can't get that disgusting shit stink off you.

Got a bar fridge in my bedroom (yea that's right). No booze in it, mostly gatorade, water, orange juice etc, fruit and snacks. We have a laundry shoot just outside my door no one uses. I put a garbage basket at the bottom of it with bag to catch incoming. Barely have to leave my room if I don't want other then to poop.

If ever a girl friend ask you to go shopping with her pretending that it won't take that much time, don't, especially if clothes are involved or not far from the place in question.


put your candles in the freezer before using it, it reduces considerably the dripping of wax and therefore, there is a load less mess to clean once the candle is melted.

Shower only twice a week which saves time and water...

Don't send your girlfriend out with any more money than you actually want her to spend..

NEVER sit ANYTHING on top of your car while you find your keys... you WILL leave it there..

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Originally Posted by Dizaster

Shower only twice a week which saves time and water...

Don't send your girlfriend out with any more money than you actually want her to spend..

NEVER sit ANYTHING on top of your car while you find your keys... you WILL leave it there..

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Man, just reading that bums me out, because that happened to me only one time, but it was the worst to me.

You'll probably laugh at me, because you won't understand my attachment.

But I did that with my softball glove. I few years ago I was leaving my house to go play, and I put it on top, so that I could throw the rest of the stuff in my trunk, I hopped in my car, drove about a mile, and realized what I did. So I stopped my car right on the road, got out and looked, and my heart just sunk into my stomach, and I just got physically ill. I quickly turned around and retraced my path looking for it, and it was gone. I parked my car at home and me and my son walked the entire route 3 times looking for it, and nada. Someone swiped it that quickly. I was sooooooo upset, I started crying and everything.

My older brother gave me that glove for my birthday when I was in my early teens, and he's the one that got me into sports, he taught me everything, and that glove had been through so many games, and had so many memories wrapped up in it, that I just couldn't believe that it was gone. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Chris Nagel

If you have any bread that has become too dry, microwave it with a cup of water and it'll take in some of the moisture.

For reheating pizza, microwave it a little bit, and then put some aluminum foil around it and then put it in the toaster so it's not soggy at all.

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:DWonder what would happen if you hit dryed up bread with a steam iron?

Dont drink and drive in snowy roads. In the rain is fine but snow is when you just gotta realize how dangerous it is to drink and drive.

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Originally Posted by Spicoli

If your single.Own only two of every dish,silverware,mugs,pots and pans.Thats it.

Always use a catcher while mowing the grass and only edge on windy days.Teach the cat to use the doggy door and shite outside like ol' fido.

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Excellent suggestion, another one is to stay single and not pay the cost of a divorce and then a costly second wedding ( and if you're really unlucky another divorce :rolleyes: )

Stack the dishes and bowls as you wash them, then rinse. This reduces the amount of time you spend rinsing your hands before each time you confirm that the dish / bowl is thoroughly rinsed.

Leave the typing mistakes alone until your done with the page. Most of those errors can be fixed with spell-check faster than the time it takes for your to delete the word and re-type it.

If you have a gathering, serve different cups to people so it is easier to identify their cup and avoid having to clean a new one (assuming you are not using disposables).

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Originally Posted by Spicoli

If your single.Own only two of every dish,silverware,mugs,pots and pans.Thats it.

Always use a catcher while mowing the grass and only edge on windy days.Teach the cat to use the doggy door and shite outside like ol' fido.

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Excellent suggestion, another one is to stay single and not pay the cost of a divorce and then a costly second wedding ( and if you're really unlucky another divorce :rolleyes: )

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I always thought (though I respect those for who it is important) that getting married never proves really your love, that love is proven in the little daily actions.

Dont wear underwear when on a date...it juzz makez it dat much faster. :cool: Alriite gigidi gigidi goo! haha...

The tin foil idea is a good one and I always use it for whenever I cook something in the oven.

When I was young I always wrote my essays and papers out by hand and then used a computer to type them up at the end. I now write directly onto the computer. It makes life much easier and I can keep track of quotes and shit far more efficiently.

I'm also a bit of a sad case in that I make a little list of things to do and then through the day I try to ensure that I do what I set out to do. Sometimes this fails miserably, but on the whole it does ensure that I do what I intended to do and don't forget huge swathes of things. My wife thinks that this is a bit weird, but I quite like it. It works for me.

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Originally Posted by Spicoli

If your single.Own only two of every dish,silverware,mugs,pots and pans.Thats it.

Always use a catcher while mowing the grass and only edge on windy days.Teach the cat to use the doggy door and shite outside like ol' fido.

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Excellent suggestion, another one is to stay single and not pay the cost of a divorce and then a costly second wedding ( and if you're really unlucky another divorce :rolleyes: )

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No doubt.Have always been a fan of living single,might be way to territorial for marriage ;D.But I was engaged twice early on after school and think I sub consciously sabotaged the relationships.

Crazy thing,knew 5 buds who went through and made the jump.All the power to them but three had those divorces you speak of within a couple of years.Very messy.Its just not for everyone.

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Originally Posted by Youngblood

Got a bar fridge in my bedroom (yea that's right). No booze in it, mostly gatorade, water, orange juice etc, fruit and snacks. We have a laundry shoot just outside my door no one uses. I put a garbage basket at the bottom of it with bag to catch incoming. Barely have to leave my room if I don't want other then to poop.

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That's excellent youngblood my kind of lifestyle, although if I had a laundry shute outside my door I'd not bother with washing my clothes and instead stick a big bucket at the bottom, then you don't even need to leave your room to poop.

Always as in always save your important sh!t onto a stick or a disk and keep it somewhere fireproof.

A mate of mines son just had an open party a few nights ago,had his whole essay of months of work on his computer .someone changed everything on his computer, passwords the whole nine yards, he has to pay someone from Dell 400 bucks to come in and open it up cause the Id and serial number on the tape sticker had been worn off it too.

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Always as in always save your important sh!t onto a stick or a disk and keep it somewhere fireproof.

A mate of mines son just had an open party a few nights ago,had his whole essay of months of work on his computer .someone changed everything on his computer, passwords the whole nine yards, he has to pay someone from Dell 400 bucks to come in and open it up cause the Id and serial number on the tape sticker had been worn off it too.

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I have three times lost a harddrive with devastating results.

I still forget to back up though, guess there is no teaching me :(

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Originally Posted by miles

The tin foil idea is a good one and I always use it for whenever I cook something in the oven.

When I was young I always wrote my essays and papers out by hand and then used a computer to type them up at the end. I now write directly onto the computer. It makes life much easier and I can keep track of quotes and shit far more efficiently.

I'm also a bit of a sad case in that I make a little list of things to do and then through the day I try to ensure that I do what I set out to do. Sometimes this fails miserably, but on the whole it does ensure that I do what I intended to do and don't forget huge swathes of things. My wife thinks that this is a bit weird, but I quite like it. It works for me.

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Miles I use baking paper, not tin foil, tin foil is aluminum which they suspect causes Alzheimers in prolonged use.Tin foil for grilling is good. Frying on bbq plate,oven paper.

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Originally Posted by miles

The tin foil idea is a good one and I always use it for whenever I cook something in the oven.

When I was young I always wrote my essays and papers out by hand and then used a computer to type them up at the end. I now write directly onto the computer. It makes life much easier and I can keep track of quotes and shit far more efficiently.

I'm also a bit of a sad case in that I make a little list of things to do and then through the day I try to ensure that I do what I set out to do. Sometimes this fails miserably, but on the whole it does ensure that I do what I intended to do and don't forget huge swathes of things. My wife thinks that this is a bit weird, but I quite like it. It works for me.

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Miles I use baking paper, not tin foil, tin foil is aluminum which they suspect causes Alzheimers in prolonged use.Tin foil for grilling is good. Frying on bbq plate,oven paper.

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Damn it! That's why I need to write down my daily plan and have prolonged lapses in memory! :mad:

I use a rack over the top of it so that the food is never touching the foil though, hopefully that has restricted the damage to my brain....:-\

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

This site has some amazing tips for better wanking.

Sex with Food: How to Masturbate with Food

The food topics are my favourites, he recommends taking the head off a squid and cleaning the insides out then fucking into that for a great feeling, it even has that authentic fish aroma.

The weirdest one of all is this though, I'll copy and paste

Egg Beater

I'm watching my cholesterol, so I only use the egg whites:

When I masturbate I break 2 eggs (from the refrigerator) and lubricate my cock head, shaft and balls with the egg gel . I pour the remaining egg on the clean floor. Watching an erotic film I put my dick on the slippery floor. Then I play my dick freely on the floor and think of pussy. If you have extra remaining egg. pour it on your ass hole. It is really amazing

:-X

I think Clubber should give it a try and tell us if it really is all that.

Here is another gem about what's the best thing to cum into.

He recommends a scrapbook....

• In a scrapbook
  
  Do you like to keep a record of your accomplishments? Buy a large scrapbook with plain heavy paper pages. Before you start masturbating, lay the book open to a fresh page. When you cum, spew your wad onto the paper. Write down the date and any comments (volume, consistency, etc.). Let it dry completely, otherwise the pages will stick together.

Can you imagine finding your mate's cum scrapbook, that would be really really weird.

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Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

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Out in the traffic these days that could possible save your life by pulling out the fuse of some angry hyper fool.

"Im so sorry, its my fault I made a mistake". is like pouring water on a fire".
High IQ + no ego beats low IQ + emotionally challenged any day of the week.

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Always as in always save your important sh!t onto a stick or a disk and keep it somewhere fireproof.

A mate of mines son just had an open party a few nights ago,had his whole essay of months of work on his computer .someone changed everything on his computer, passwords the whole nine yards, he has to pay someone from Dell 400 bucks to come in and open it up cause the Id and serial number on the tape sticker had been worn off it too.

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I have three times lost a harddrive with devastating results.

I still forget to back up though, guess there is no teaching me :(

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I lost countless priceless pictures and Cds once... now I: have a nice Iomega external HD shock proof and it is one of the best investment I have ever done. For 100 and something bucks, everything is now safe even if a clown decide to drop inadvertently coffee over my computer.

Only rule you ever need:

Work smarter, not harder.

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Originally Posted by Killface

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

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Out in the traffic these days that could possible save your life by pulling out the fuse of some angry hyper fool.

"Im so sorry, its my fault I made a mistake". is like pouring water on a fire".
High IQ + no ego beats low IQ + emotionally challenged any day of the week.

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I was thinking more in a context of a man to a woman, but that works too.

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Originally Posted by Andre

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Originally Posted by Killface

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

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Out in the traffic these days that could possible save your life by pulling out the fuse of some angry hyper fool.

"Im so sorry, its my fault I made a mistake". is like pouring water on a fire".
High IQ + no ego beats low IQ + emotionally challenged any day of the week.

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I was thinking more in a context of a man to a woman, but that works too.

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Never. ;D
In that case just nod alot and go Hmm yeah but dont listen to anything she says.

If you dont hear /it doesnt matter. :action::sheep:

Cuttlefish used with water (not the shell) cleans anything off smooth surfaces like old rusty knives, burnt cooking pots,cuts down resin fast to an even surface.Cleans glass, polished granite and marble very fast. Slightly abrasive like a powdered cleaner but doesnt scratch once you peel the shell of it.

Being Deaf saves loads of time, Pardon, Oh Fuck off ;D

Sure saves on having to help with the housework.

Feigning industrial deafness is an art form around here. :spongebob: