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Signs that you are getting older
- If you do not know any of the songs in the Top 40 -
- You are against skimpy clothes
- You lie to your kids to get them to behave
- You have stopped going out and become a taxi driver for your kids
- You get impatient
- You sound slightly mad and talk to yourself
- You spend more time at B&Q than HMV
- You get annoyed at Christmas – why should santa get all the credit for buying the prsesnts when you have bought them.
- You are thrifty with money but wife spends too much on shoes, bags and clothes
- You turn off the heating and lights – if you are cold wear a jumper!
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Your child refuses to kiss you.
The cold makes your body ache.
Gray pubes.
Food that used to be gross is good to you now.
When you see laughing teenagers you become insecure and annoyed.
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First sign is when you wake up in the night to take a piss after just having a few pints.
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you put sugar in your tea
When you prefer to stay at home on friday and saturday evening rather than going out
Sex once a week is ok
When you look at the date of release of your CD collection to realize that your best ones have been bought 15 years ago and you never realized it till now.
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Re: Signs that you are getting older
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Killface
Your child refuses to kiss you.
The cold makes your body ache.
Gray pubes.
Food that used to be gross is good to you now.
When you see laughing teenagers you become insecure and annoyed.
:rotflmao:
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When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"
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Wearing trousers up to your chest
Wearing beige colours more.
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- When you consider buying a Buick car.
- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".
- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.
- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.
- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".
- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.
- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.
- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.
- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.
- When you start to buy pastel shirts.
- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.
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- When you're watching bowling competitions on the T.V.
- When you're taking at heart to have a greener lawn than your neighbor.
- When you're washing your car and your entrance 2 times per day.
- When you go to the flee market and try to negociate stuff that costs 2 bucks for 1.5
- When you're not able anymore to control your farts.
- When you need pepto bismol or roll aids to help you to digest.
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When you say sentences that begin with, "Kids these days..."
When sleep is more appealing than sex.
The thought of going out after ten pm on a work day is horrifying.
MTV annoys you.
You have 0 interest in learning the latest technological gadgets.
You're certain your poop has changed smell.
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Re: Signs that you are getting older
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
- When you consider buying a Buick car.
- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".
- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.
- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.
- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".
- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.
- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.
- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.
- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.
- When you start to buy pastel shirts.
- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.
Dammit Nameless, you got me!!!
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iwng100
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Nameless
- When you consider buying a Buick car.
- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".
- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.
- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.
- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".
- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.
- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.
- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.
- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.
- When you start to buy pastel shirts.
- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.
Dammit Nameless, you got me!!!
We are all going to have that episode at a moment or another;) As long as you do not combine that with bowling and pastel shirts, it's not so bad;)
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when you think sweaters look good
when you forget things.
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I'm going to be 30 early next year, so I am definitely getting there.
Here's a few...
When you start to find the occasional white hair.
When you find yourself worrying about having to subsidise your retirement.
When you find some of your views start to become more conservative.
When you watch football and realise all the players are younger than you.
When you find the days seem to pass quicker and quicker and realise that death is just around the corner. You are no longer invincible.
When you don't care about going out and meeting people anymore.
When your memory begins to fail you and you don't remember anyones birthday.
When you stop buying new clothes.
When you get the same short hair cut everytime.
When you bemoan every new film for its excessive use of CGI.
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OK nameless and Killface are talking about things my parents and grandparents do.
And I thought my potency was rapidly decreasing.
It's OK. You guys aren't that old.
I'm turning 25 in a month and I can't pleasure your wives anymore either ;D
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Cortez The Killer
When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"
I guess im going to jail coz those chicks are fuckin hot ;D
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ilovebrucelee
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Cortez The Killer
When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"
I guess im going to jail coz those chicks are fuckin hot ;D
don't need to worry about chicks in jail...unless some big dude calls you chick.
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Howlin Mad Missy
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ilovebrucelee
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Cortez The Killer
When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"
I guess im going to jail coz those chicks are fuckin hot ;D
don't need to worry about chicks in jail...unless some big dude calls
you chick.
Have you seen his picture in the Mugshot thread? He'll definitely be the "chick" in prison.
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Cortez The Killer
OK nameless and Killface are talking about things my parents and grandparents do.
And I thought my potency was rapidly decreasing.
It's OK. You guys aren't that old.
I'm turning 25 in a month and I can't pleasure your wives anymore either ;D
No worries Cortez, I will never go as far as most things that I've quoted (I think I can avoid bowling competition and pastel shirts all my life for instance).
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Nameless
- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.
Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it. :-\
true.
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Howlin Mad Missy
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.
Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it. :-\
true.
That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.
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Nameless
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Howlin Mad Missy
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.
Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it. :-\
true.
That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.
What nonsense? ;D
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Howlin Mad Missy
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Nameless
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Originally Posted by
Howlin Mad Missy
Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it. :-\
true.
That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.
What nonsense? ;D
Well for example, when you meet a girl you used to be very attracted to, 2-3 years passes, you see her again, still cute but then you realize that in fact, for the rest, she didn't fit at all with what you want in life and you wonder how you could have had a crush on her for something more than a fling. :)
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Nameless
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Howlin Mad Missy
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Nameless
That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.
What nonsense? ;D
Well for example, when you meet a girl you used to be very attracted to, 2-3 years passes, you see her again, still cute but then you realize that in fact, for the rest, she didn't fit at all with what you want in life and you wonder how you could have had a crush on her for something more than a fling. :)
I'm talking about my nail it meter being stuck somewhere round when I was at Uni. I've gotten older, the needle on the meter is fixed.;D:cool:
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When you stay up late after your missus will go to bed and you can watch porn, the first thing you notice is how comfy the bed looks in the "film"
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Preme
When you stay up late after your missus will go to bed and you can watch porn, the first thing you notice is how comfy the bed looks in the "film"
I think that means you're a women. ;D
ooh that tables nice. ooh I like that couch. :-X
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This is either a sign that I'm getting old, or just stupider...
my girlfriend last week: I bought you some Presents today
me: Oooh, let me see them...
Girlfriend: no! they're not for now!
me: oh, Christmas shopping already
Girlfriend: ...it's your birthday next week
I will be 23, but a few things do apply:
half of the girls I went to school with are pushing prams
9 times out of 10 MTV pisses me off, full of talentless, attention seeking brats on 'reality' (yeah right...) TV shows
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AdamGB
This is either a sign that I'm getting old, or just stupider...
my girlfriend last week: I bought you some Presents today
me: Oooh, let me see them...
Girlfriend: no! they're not for now!
me: oh, Christmas shopping already
Girlfriend: ...it's your birthday next week
I will be 23, but a few things do apply:
half of the girls I went to school with are pushing prams
9 times out of 10 MTV pisses me off, full of talentless, attention seeking brats on 'reality' (yeah right...) TV shows
the girls at my school were already pushing prams before they left. dozy cows.
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When it finally takes you all night to do what you used to do all night long.
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When youve had awesome eye sight for most of your life but now have to wear glasses to see long distance and im only 20 :(
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When you can no longer experience a wet dream.
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ilovebrucelee
When youve had awesome eye sight for most of your life but now have to wear glasses to see long distance and im only 20 :(
I'm sure those of us over 20 will laugh at this ;D - and that would be a sign of getting older.:-\
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Howlin Mad Missy
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ilovebrucelee
When youve had awesome eye sight for most of your life but now have to wear glasses to see long distance and im only 20 :(
I'm sure those of us over 20 will laugh at this ;D - and that would be a sign of getting older.:-\
Thanks for your sympathy missy, it means alot ;D
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Didn't your mum tell you it would make you go blind? ;)
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when you look around and start feeling old in pubs and clubs you used to have to show ID to get into haha
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Longer to get an erection. (Does not happen to me)
Have to use Viagra (I do not use it)
Have to think of ex to keep it up. (Not me again) :rolleyes:
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When you make a groaning noise when you bend down or stand up!
When you ignore The Simpsons to watch the news.
When the print in the Daily Mirror isn't big enough!
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When you simply realize that you are finally at peace with yourself and also others;
Mainly because you dont give afuk anymore about what others think about your look or what you think;so you lose the extra baggage you used to haul around like correct clothes ,correct manners,looking great, incorrect thought patterns concerning what others think, collecting bulshit,like material objects that eventually wear out.
The richest man is the one who knows he has enough.
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When you suddenly realise your a senior member on a Boxing Forum you registered with to gain ONE SIMPLE ANSWER to a matter that wasn't even related to REAL Boxing... :-\
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Originally Posted by
AdamGB
This is either a sign that I'm getting old, or just stupider...
my girlfriend last week: I bought you some Presents today
me: Oooh, let me see them...
Girlfriend: no! they're not for now!
me: oh, Christmas shopping already
Girlfriend: ...it's your birthday next week
I will be 23, but a few things do apply:
half of the girls I went to school with are pushing prams
9 times out of 10 MTV pisses me off, full of talentless, attention seeking brats on 'reality' (yeah right...) TV shows
That's the problem. Fame seems to be a goal nowadays, rather than being a by-product of talent.
Fuck me i'm 24 and i've just used the word nowadays. Where's my werthers originals?