When you stay up late after your missus will go to bed and you can watch porn, the first thing you notice is how comfy the bed looks in the "film"
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Re: Signs that you are getting older
When you stay up late after your missus will go to bed and you can watch porn, the first thing you notice is how comfy the bed looks in the "film"
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Re: Signs that you are getting older
Originally Posted by Preme
I think that means you're a women.
ooh that tables nice. ooh I like that couch.
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This is either a sign that I'm getting old, or just stupider...
my girlfriend last week: I bought you some Presents today
me: Oooh, let me see them...
Girlfriend: no! they're not for now!
me: oh, Christmas shopping already
Girlfriend: ...it's your birthday next week
I will be 23, but a few things do apply:
half of the girls I went to school with are pushing prams
9 times out of 10 MTV pisses me off, full of talentless, attention seeking brats on 'reality' (yeah right...) TV shows
A demon in my belly
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the girls at my school were already pushing prams before they left. dozy cows.
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That's the problem. Fame seems to be a goal nowadays, rather than being a by-product of talent.
Fuck me i'm 24 and i've just used the word nowadays. Where's my werthers originals?
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Re: Signs that you are getting older
When your knees make a loud popping noise every time you move them...
Not being able to get shitfaced and then be up bright and early the day after without any issues
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When people handing out flyer's on Friday night to everyone as they pass by except you.
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When you stand under a Rockface you did the 1st accent of, and cant get of the Ground.
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