Songs you've thought the words were different then they actually are

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

I never heard it like this, but it's my favorite misheard lyric:

Jimi Hendrix: "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

AC/DC- Dirty Deeds- "Dirty deeds and the thunder king."

Europe- The Final Countdown - "There's a fire downtown"

Return of the mack, you know I love you, you know I do do do do.

Just found this site of misheard lyrics:
The Archive of Funny Misheard Music Lyrics - KissThisGuy.com

I use to sing "Simply having a wonderful Christmas time" as
"Sidney's having a wonderful Christmas time".:p

There's a Smashing Pumpkins song with the lyrics "I don't need your love to disconnect" and I always hear is as "I don't need your love to disco dance"

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Originally Posted by CFH

There's a Smashing Pumpkins song with the lyrics "I don't need your love to disconnect" and I always hear is as "I don't need your love to disco dance"

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Well you don't, CFH. You just go on and disco dance if you want to! You don't need anyone! Dance!

What brought this thread on was a friend at work singing Warrent -Cherry Pie like so, "Eat Cheese and Cherry Pie with a cool glass of water. good. It's no surprise..."

LOLOLOLOL

It's actually(for those that may not know)

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise

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Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON

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Originally Posted by CFH

There's a Smashing Pumpkins song with the lyrics "I don't need your love to disconnect" and I always hear is as "I don't need your love to disco dance"

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Well you don't, CFH. You just go on and disco dance if you want to! You don't need anyone! Dance!

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Just for you POB, the best example of it starts around the 3:25 mark. Upon listening to it, it's pretty clear what the real lyrics are :(.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97sYm0Bkd3Y

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Originally Posted by CFH

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Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON

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Originally Posted by CFH

There's a Smashing Pumpkins song with the lyrics "I don't need your love to disconnect" and I always hear is as "I don't need your love to disco dance"

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Well you don't, CFH. You just go on and disco dance if you want to! You don't need anyone! Dance!

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Just for you POB, the best example of it starts around the 3:25 mark. Upon listening to it, it's pretty clear what the real lyrics are :(.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97sYm0Bkd3Y

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Holy Shit! It really does sound like Disco Dnce LOL;D

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Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

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Oh crap, until just now i actually thought they were the words to 'Snow'. What a fool i've been!!

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Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

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Snow? What planet are you from that you remember him? Next thing you'll be talking about Ini Kamoze, Supercat and Patra.

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Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

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Snow? What planet are you from that you remember him? Next thing you'll be talking about Ini Kamoze, Supercat and Patra.

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I'm from the planet of one hit wonder... apparently we're from the same planet as you remember him as well ;)

Tom Cochran's 'Big League'

The lyrics go :

Sometimes at night I can hear the ice crack
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back

I always hear 'ass' instead of 'ice' and it's a whole different meaning.

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Originally Posted by frasd

Tom Cochran's 'Big League'

The lyrics go :

Sometimes at night I can hear the ice crack
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back

I always hear 'ass' instead of 'ice' and it's a whole different meaning.

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It's a song that has sad meaning for me now, every time I hear that song my mind is draw back to the ceremony for Luc Bourdon at GM Place.

Derek and the Dominos', "Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:

Darling....won't you ease my hooded man.
Original Lyrics:

Darling... won't you ease my worried mind.

Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:

Annie got you monkey,
monkey
a monkey, Annie

Original Lyrics:

Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

Eurythmics, "Here Comes The Rain Again"
Misheard Lyrics:

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy,
Falling on my head like a newt in motion
Original Lyrics:

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy
Falling on my head like a new emotion

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Originally Posted by Master

Return of the mack, you know I love you, you know I do do do do.

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No fucken way...

Mark Morrisons - Return of the Mack is my jam.
Everytime we're partying I play that song. That's my shit.

The lyrics are:
You lied to me.
But you do, but you do.
All this pain you said I'd never feel.
But I do, but I do, do, do.

One of my younger brothers always sand this song as follows:

Elton John - Tiny Dancer

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

of course the real lyrics, hold me closer tiny dancer... ;D

Always thought MJs 'Billie Jean' said;
'For forty days and for forty nights, i was on the cider'

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Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

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I always thought in the song Blinded By The Light they were saying, Dressed up like a douche, another ruler in the night!, when actually it was "Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night".

worst ever was my mate used to sing tom jones song 'it aint serious to be in love with anyone' instead of unusual to be in love with anyone' what an idiot

A guy i used to wrk with was great for a laugh with this, very thick he was really funny.

1) To Boogie Wonderland i caught him replacing those two words with 'looking for romance'.
2) Streetlife was also 'street lights' for a while which made me laugh.

The one i liked the most though was when DREAM 'things can only get better' was on the radio and he turned to me in the most gormless voice you can imagine and sai "Err, Shav, is this Jason Donovan?"

Quality!!

I love the song by Alicia Keys, New York but it does seem she is saying in one of the lines "where dreams are made" as "wet dreams are made of".

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Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

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Blinded By The Light, wound up like a douche in the middle of the night...

Remember Cheech and chong The shorter one was wallking down the street singing "dah dah da da dah my scrotum"
in place of my sharoma.

Start at the beginning;

BA ba black sheep have you had a pull?


yes sir yes sir three bags full.