Songs you've thought the words were different then they actually are

[Zilla]

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

Snow? What planet are you from that you remember him? Next thing you'll be talking about Ini Kamoze, Supercat and Patra.

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

Snow? What planet are you from that you remember him? Next thing you'll be talking about Ini Kamoze, Supercat and Patra.

I'm from the planet of one hit wonder... apparently we're from the same planet as you remember him as well

[frasd]

Tom Cochran's 'Big League'

The lyrics go :

Sometimes at night I can hear the ice crack
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back

I always hear 'ass' instead of 'ice' and it's a whole different meaning.

[CFH]

Tom Cochran's 'Big League'

The lyrics go :

Sometimes at night I can hear the ice crack
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back

I always hear 'ass' instead of 'ice' and it's a whole different meaning.

It's a song that has sad meaning for me now, every time I hear that song my mind is draw back to the ceremony for Luc Bourdon at GM Place.

[X]

Derek and the Dominos', "Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:

Darling....won't you ease my hooded man.
Original Lyrics:

Darling... won't you ease my worried mind.

Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:

Annie got you monkey,
monkey
a monkey, Annie

Original Lyrics:

Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

Eurythmics, "Here Comes The Rain Again"
Misheard Lyrics:

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy,
Falling on my head like a newt in motion
Original Lyrics:

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy
Falling on my head like a new emotion

[CutMeMick]

Return of the mack, you know I love you, you know I do do do do.

No fucken way...

Mark Morrisons - Return of the Mack is my jam.
Everytime we're partying I play that song. That's my shit.

The lyrics are:
You lied to me.
But you do, but you do.
All this pain you said I'd never feel.
But I do, but I do, do, do.

[CutMeMick]

One of my younger brothers always sand this song as follows:

Elton John - Tiny Dancer

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

of course the real lyrics, hold me closer tiny dancer...

[johnmaff36]

Always thought MJs 'Billie Jean' said;
'For forty days and for forty nights, i was on the cider'

[Master]

I love the song by Alicia Keys, New York but it does seem she is saying in one of the lines "where dreams are made" as "wet dreams are made of".

[Andre]

Start at the beginning;

BA ba black sheep have you had a pull?


yes sir yes sir three bags full.