Missy's Mis-adventures in Cyber Space

edited to say - there was a link. when I tried it again it didn't work so I cant show you the rather funny bent teenager dancing like a tit. For anyone who cares it was took place at The Plough in Ley Green. ya cant hide from Missy!





It's brought to you by a Mr Paul Davey, 28, currently residing in Cambridge. He's a chef although I cant quite recall the name where he works right now..it'll come to me I'm sure :cool: As some of you have been waiting for this sort of update with baited breath he's someone I've been playing with for several months now and yesterday gave the flick to for behaving like a cunt for the last couple of weeks or so. I have no problem with cunts to be honest as long as you know they're a cunt right from the beginning, you know where you are with them.


You may think I'm angry, nope. I'm a little bit miffed I didn't get a chance to slap to doppy fucker but I binned him so I win in the relationship stakes. I am happy to release this one back to the slums and I get to play on. ;)

So if you ever find yourself round Luton railway station late at night, because that's where the ex and many kids are (no not the station, Luton), or Kings Cross station, because there's another brood over in London, or even Cambridge station - or even in the day. Please feel free to publically call him a cunt ;D I like the idea of people randomly calling him a cunt. I've already done it myself.

Or how about 'fuck off dog', that's a personal one from a phone call. He'll understand. Nothing quite like the image of a guy stroking his cock only to get his ankles snapped at by a pooch.


hmm. he's also on twitter, myspace...If I get bored again or feel especially cruel I'll post em up. To be far he's a bit slow on covering his tracks. Bless.

Am I being mean? Would I like it if the roles were reversed...I regret nothing.
I've learnt tons, especially about myself. I also don't have the responsibility of having 6 kids growing up to know that daddy is a cheat. :-X

Vengeance is the best medicine.


Actually moving on freely and living your life to the full is.

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Originally Posted by Andre

Vengeance is the best medicine.


Actually moving on freely and living your life to the full is.

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to a point but people should understand their are/can be consequences to their actions, yes?

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Andre, I think I should make myself clearer so I don't come across as a bitter nut. Up to the point of cut-off, relationships in whatever form, can be painful. Bit like lancing a boil.

Once my mind is made up it's final. I feel a weight has been lifted. Much like serial killers think of people as objects, that is where he has been mentally shifted to. So it's not from a place of vengeance but from the cold place that allows me to laugh at this/him the same way as the other saps I've bumped in to from the net.

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edited to say - there was a link. when I tried it again it didn't work so I cant show you the rather funny bent teenager dancing like a tit. For anyone who cares it was took place at The Plough in Ley Green. ya cant hide from Missy!





It's brought to you by a Mr Paul Davey, 28, currently residing in Cambridge. He's a chef although I cant quite recall the name where he works right now..it'll come to me I'm sure :cool: As some of you have been waiting for this sort of update with baited breath he's someone I've been playing with for several months now and yesterday gave the flick to for behaving like a cunt for the last couple of weeks or so. I have no problem with cunts to be honest as long as you know they're a cunt right from the beginning, you know where you are with them.


You may think I'm angry, nope. I'm a little bit miffed I didn't get a chance to slap to doppy fucker but I binned him so I win in the relationship stakes. I am happy to release this one back to the slums and I get to play on. ;)

So if you ever find yourself round Luton railway station late at night, because that's where the ex and many kids are (no not the station, Luton), or Kings Cross station, because there's another brood over in London, or even Cambridge station - or even in the day. Please feel free to publically call him a cunt ;D I like the idea of people randomly calling him a cunt. I've already done it myself.

Or how about 'fuck off dog', that's a personal one from a phone call. He'll understand. Nothing quite like the image of a guy stroking his cock only to get his ankles snapped at by a pooch.


hmm. he's also on twitter, myspace...If I get bored again or feel especially cruel I'll post em up. To be far he's a bit slow on covering his tracks. Bless.

Am I being mean? Would I like it if the roles were reversed...I regret nothing.
I've learnt tons, especially about myself. I also don't have the responsibility of having 6 kids growing up to know that daddy is a cheat. :-X

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Wtf?

No idea what that was all about but on the plus side you are kind of female and you said the word 'cunt'. I thought you was into geeky trekky types and skinny geekoids with thick rimmed specs and buck teeth.

nice one ;D

If you came round here more often you'd be up to speed on all this....sort of.

You need to check out some previous threads.

Probably best to start here :)

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...l-me-boys.html

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...ing-dirty.html

and if more fellas used that word I wouldnt need to make threads laughing at the guys who didn't. :cool:


Hope this helps.

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Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

If you came round here more often you'd be up to speed on all this....sort of.

You need to check out some previous threads.

Probably best to start here :)

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...l-me-boys.html

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...ing-dirty.html

and if more fellas used that word I wouldnt need to make threads laughing at the guys who didn't. :cool:


Hope this helps.

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So this chef fella above is someone you met online on a shady website? I've read both of those..

Missy your love/wank life moves too fast

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Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

If you came round here more often you'd be up to speed on all this....sort of.

You need to check out some previous threads.

Probably best to start here :)

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...l-me-boys.html

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...ing-dirty.html

and if more fellas used that word I wouldnt need to make threads laughing at the guys who didn't. :cool:


Hope this helps.

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So this chef fella above is someone you met online on a shady website? I've read both of those..

Missy your love/wank life moves too fast

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um, that would be a yes. :-X

the moral of the story is steer well clear of online relationships... anyone can be anyone they like online and i'd say guys looking for that are usually married, ugly as fuck or just have a shit personality.

Missy get yourself out in the real world to meet people as this really is a bit unhealthy it you are looking for anything to progress past getting online jollies.

if your not carry on ;)

i'm not saying the above too piss you off or to be smart i'm saying it from the heart... your better than that IMO.






P.S what you wearing ?

I love the concern.:D

I was looking for cock, lets be clear about my intentions from the get go:-X

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I love the concern.:D

I was looking for cock, lets be clear about my intentions from the get go:-X

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thats nice... i think i might have spotted the problem ;D

Missy, the odds of you meeting a man into Time Commanders and Shiva Rea, with a 15" cock in the Alton Towers area are actually pretty slim.







May I suggest you broaden your search criteria...

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Missy, the odds of you meeting a man into Time Commanders and Shiva Rea, with a 15" cock in the Alton Towers area are actually pretty slim.







May I suggest you broaden your search criteria...

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trust him... he knows from experience ;)

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anyone can be anyone they like online and i'd say guys looking for that are usually married, ugly as fuck or just have a shit personality.

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Having met Bruno, I can confirm he's bang on.












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anyone can be anyone they like online and i'd say guys looking for that are usually married, ugly as fuck or just have a shit personality.

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Having met Bruno, I can confirm he's bang on.

;D

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what was that girl you met in the hotel room called again ;D

Note to all - Never tell Bruno anything.











Ever.

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Note to all - Never tell Bruno anything.











Ever.

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PMSL ;D

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that was her wasn't it... the one that got away will haunt you forever ;D

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Note to all - Never tell Bruno anything.











Ever.

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Slag.

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the moral of the story is steer well clear of online relationships... anyone can be anyone they like online and i'd say guys looking for that are usually married, ugly as fuck or just have a shit personality.

Missy get yourself out in the real world to meet people as this really is a bit unhealthy it you are looking for anything to progress past getting online jollies.

if your not carry on ;)

i'm not saying the above too piss you off or to be smart i'm saying it from the heart... your better than that IMO.






P.S what you wearing ?

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don't get me wrong. there was plenty wrong but most of the time it was good, very funny and entertaining, just wish I had kept all records of our activities.... so I'm not denying that side of things. But really, missing out on me? I mean you clearly have to have some brain malfunction to pass on that. ;D


We're both well filthy, liked marmite, Foo Fighters and hated Jamie Oliver. What could possibly go wrong with that kind of foundation? :confused:


And how could you not find the euphemism for shooting your load - 'a demon in your belly', funny? Cmon now!!! I know you're smiling at that one.

your a strange one missy..............but we love u for it!


PM me the link and i guarantee the best tit w*nk youve ever had ;D;D;D;D

why thank you. I think.:cool:

what link?

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why thank you. I think.:cool:

what link?

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the fella, the funny dance...the original link to this very original post


DURRRRRGGHHH

I think someone took it down :(

I read this as a tragic love story. It's so sad...with no happy ending! :(

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I read this as a tragic love story. It's so sad...with no happy ending! :(

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;D

It's truly a modern day Romeo and Juliet :cool:

Where no one dies.

YET!

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I read this as a tragic love story. It's so sad...with no happy ending! :(

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;D

It's truly a modern day Romeo and Juliet :cool:

Where no one dies.

YET!

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Sometimes, dying is a deliverance..... And I am certain Pervy will find things to be a bit too long in the middle run.

Great thread;D

id sling one up missy....


she`d have to promise to shave 1st and if im going from behind she`ll have to keep a firm grip on her bollocks ;D;D;D

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Great thread;D

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Oh that's alright!! Laugh at my pain :mad: Shithouse :p

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I love the concern.:D

I was looking for cock, lets be clear about my intentions from the get go:-X

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thats nice... i think i might have spotted the problem ;D

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So is that the English term for spotted dick ???

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Great thread;D

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Oh that's alright!! Laugh at my pain :mad: Shithouse :p

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There.

there :).

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Great thread;D

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Oh that's alright!! Laugh at my pain :mad: Shithouse :p

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There.

there :).

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I'm still as foxy as Ms. Mortica ;) but I did the thing all women do post dumpage. I got my hair cut ;D Maybe it's a symbolic release :confused:

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Oh that's alright!! Laugh at my pain :mad: Shithouse :p

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There.

there :).

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I'm still as foxy as Ms. Mortica ;) but I did the thing all women do post dumpage. I got my hair cut ;D Maybe it's a symbolic release :confused:

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It is indeed. Which is not bad. What are the other necessaries thing to do post-dumping tell me? ;)

Talk it to death and tell everyone what a shit they are/were. Get drunk etc. Maybe there are specific stages :cool:

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Talk it to death and tell everyone what a shit they are/were. Get drunk etc. Maybe there are specific stages :cool:

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Hummmm there is normally. It starts by tears, then hating the person, then trying to get in contact with him again, denying any interest saying you'Re over, getting angry again, crying (this time alone and denying that fact), getting somebody and making sure he knows to make him jealous, anger again and then it's normally over.
I think that for you it'll go much faster in that case though.

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Talk it to death and tell everyone what a shit they are/were. Get drunk etc. Maybe there are specific stages :cool:

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Hummmm there is normally. It starts by tears, then hating the person, then trying to get in contact with him again, denying any interest saying you'Re over, getting angry again, crying (this time alone and denying that fact), getting somebody and making sure he knows to make him jealous, anger again and then it's normally over.
I think that for you it'll go much faster in that case though.

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this what you usually do? :cool:

getting your baps out on a public forum would be a good start for the healing process... then post him the link.... he'd be pissed off ;)

Hope this helps :sneaky:

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Talk it to death and tell everyone what a shit they are/were. Get drunk etc. Maybe there are specific stages :cool:

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Hummmm there is normally. It starts by tears, then hating the person, then trying to get in contact with him again, denying any interest saying you'Re over, getting angry again, crying (this time alone and denying that fact), getting somebody and making sure he knows to make him jealous, anger again and then it's normally over.
I think that for you it'll go much faster in that case though.

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this what you usually do? :cool:

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You wish:cool:

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getting your baps out on a public forum would be a good start for the healing process... then post him the link.... he'd be pissed off ;)

Hope this helps :sneaky:

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I can post his 'baps' on the internet if ya like :)