Missy's Mis-adventures in Cyber Space

[Saddo]

the moral of the story is steer well clear of online relationships... anyone can be anyone they like online and i'd say guys looking for that are usually married, ugly as fuck or just have a shit personality.

Missy get yourself out in the real world to meet people as this really is a bit unhealthy it you are looking for anything to progress past getting online jollies.

if your not carry on

i'm not saying the above too piss you off or to be smart i'm saying it from the heart... your better than that IMO.






P.S what you wearing ?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I love the concern.

I was looking for cock, lets be clear about my intentions from the get go

[Saddo]

I love the concern.

I was looking for cock, lets be clear about my intentions from the get go

thats nice... i think i might have spotted the problem

[Andre]

I love the concern.

I was looking for cock, lets be clear about my intentions from the get go

thats nice... i think i might have spotted the problem

So is that the English term for spotted dick

[Steelie]

Missy, the odds of you meeting a man into Time Commanders and Shiva Rea, with a 15" cock in the Alton Towers area are actually pretty slim.







May I suggest you broaden your search criteria...

[Saddo]

Missy, the odds of you meeting a man into Time Commanders and Shiva Rea, with a 15" cock in the Alton Towers area are actually pretty slim.







May I suggest you broaden your search criteria...

trust him... he knows from experience

[Steelie]

anyone can be anyone they like online and i'd say guys looking for that are usually married, ugly as fuck or just have a shit personality.

Having met Bruno, I can confirm he's bang on.

[Saddo]

anyone can be anyone they like online and i'd say guys looking for that are usually married, ugly as fuck or just have a shit personality.

Having met Bruno, I can confirm he's bang on.

what was that girl you met in the hotel room called again

[Steelie]

Note to all - Never tell Bruno anything.











Ever.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

the moral of the story is steer well clear of online relationships... anyone can be anyone they like online and i'd say guys looking for that are usually married, ugly as fuck or just have a shit personality.

Missy get yourself out in the real world to meet people as this really is a bit unhealthy it you are looking for anything to progress past getting online jollies.

if your not carry on

i'm not saying the above too piss you off or to be smart i'm saying it from the heart... your better than that IMO.






P.S what you wearing ?

don't get me wrong. there was plenty wrong but most of the time it was good, very funny and entertaining, just wish I had kept all records of our activities.... so I'm not denying that side of things. But really, missing out on me? I mean you clearly have to have some brain malfunction to pass on that.


We're both well filthy, liked marmite, Foo Fighters and hated Jamie Oliver. What could possibly go wrong with that kind of foundation?


And how could you not find the euphemism for shooting your load - 'a demon in your belly', funny? Cmon now!!! I know you're smiling at that one.

[HattonTheHammer]

your a strange one missy..............but we love u for it!


PM me the link and i guarantee the best tit w*nk youve ever had

[Howlin Mad Missy]

why thank you. I think.

what link?

[HattonTheHammer]

why thank you. I think.

what link?

the fella, the funny dance...the original link to this very original post


DURRRRRGGHHH

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I think someone took it down

[Munkymagic]

I read this as a tragic love story. It's so sad...with no happy ending!