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Haye - Ruiz EXPLAINED by FANTANA
Before you read this, I was sitting block 115 ROW E. I was with my wife, and not far from the man I defeated in a charity brawl, Mark TKO. I had been told we could not take a JOHN RUIZ #1 BANNER into the fight, but we snuck it in anyway.
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When writing out the events of the fight, I also used a copy of the fight footage I recorded on my cellular phone, and Sky Box Office footage. Everything in this article can be looked at, analyzed and is 100% the truth. Regardless of the fight, John Ruiz has been getting a lot of credit for how he fought. However, I think after reading this amazing piece of writing you will all agree, John Ruiz was the REAL WINNER, and should be crowned WBA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. My name is Fantana, and this is what I witness:-
Round 1
John Ruiz looks ready. He is ready to do some serious punching here. Immediately he is pressing the action, getting Haye on the ropes straight away. After twenty seconds he is clearly winning the round, but then Haye punches him in the face. A monster punch, for sure. John Ruiz slips on the wet canvas falls down. Unbelievably it is called a knockdown. John is up immediately, at the count of 4, but he knows something is going on. With 2:32 left of the round, John Ruiz gives the ref a look. The look says "You fucking bastards." They are trying to shaft him here. I have attached the photo, and I have some serious questions to ask. Who is that fat bald guy on the right? Cos it ain't me. Why does he look like he does? What does he know?
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The crazies are going wild, cheering on Haye. What is that fat bald guy doing now? He is trying to put a curse on John Ruiz.
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The two fighters get back to action, Haye is throwing windmills all day long. John goes in for some inside action and bulls Haye to the ropes. Haye slips out and hits John Ruiz on the back of the head, not once, but twice. Let us consider here for a moment that David Haye punches extremely hard, and getting hit on the back of the head is dangerous, illegal in boxing. How is this allowed to happen? The referee starts counting, and Ruiz is up at 5. Look at his face in this picture.
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Now, Ruiz knows he was fouled. I know he was fouled. Why did the ref count him? What happens next? The ref DEDUCTS a point from David Haye for hitting the peoples champion in the back of the head. Yet Ruiz was not given time to recover properly, what would have happened if he had been hit that hard and could not get up (this never happens to John Ruiz)? Would Haye have been given the win? If you don't know by now you do now, there was something CRIMINAL going on in the treatment of John Ruiz. The fight continues and the crowd of crazies start chanting "Easy, easy, easy." Crazies. Disgusting glory hunters. If it was so easy, why did Haye need to cheat? Why aren't those chanting in the ring fighting? Why are people throwing things at me when all I am doing is giving John Ruiz support, with phrases like "John - HACK THE BONE"?
Haye lands hard on Ruiz, John comes right back. Now Haye slows down, and is backing off. He is knackered. 12 seconds left of the round, John Ruiz shakes David Haye, who was only kept up by the ropes. He managed to spring off the ropes and gets to safety however. The round ends with Ruiz whiskers away from KOing David Haye with a right hand, then the bell goes and Ruiz obviously aware of what is going on with the conspiracy against him, twats David Haye in the face, a good couple of times. The crowd boos. I cheer, my wife cheers.
Round 1 Assesment
Officially 9 - 7 to David Haye.
Unofficially - 10 - 8 to John Ruiz. Knockdowns did not count and Haye a point taken off for cheating.
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Round 2
Ruiz lands hard to the body, then blocks a jab with ease. Haye is going to get beaten up here, I can feel it so I wave my banner around. Haye tries to come back at John, who lands such a hard jab froth flies from Hayes mouth like a rabid crazy going for a kebab. Haye keeps backing up, he is scared. Showing both speed and agility, Ruiz slips under a Haye jab and punches him hard in the stomach. This is all within the first 35 seconds of the round. Haye backs off some more. Haye misses an uppercut, Ruiz lands 3 hard blows. Haye keeps backing off, throwing the occasional pot shot while Ruiz consistently lands with his jab and right hand. Haye finally connects with the sort of punch that could knock out a donkey, but Ruiz doesn't blink. If this man doesn't have the greatest chin of all heavyweights since boxings invention, then it must be second. For the next part of the round Haye lands one jab, whilst Ruiz presses the action and hits Haye multiple times. With 15 seconds of the round left, John Ruiz feins a punch. David Haye gasps and leaps back in horror, it was worse than what Pablo Di Canio did to Nigel Winterburn all those years ago. Just before the bell goes, John Ruiz again slips a punch and hits Haye twice in the stomach with his sickening jab. Round over. Throughout this round the crowd of crazies was much quieter, and I was able to shout some great support to John Ruiz as well as wave my Ruiz banner around which I had snuck into the fight.
Round 2 Assesment
Officially - Probably 10 - 9 to Haye, no idea though.
Unofficially - Ruiz 10 - 9. A clear Ruiz round. He was the aggressor, landed more and better shots. Not even a close round. Sky Corner view - Adam Booth says, "keep it clean, clean clean, alright" THEN HE WINKS. Then he says something "We gave him that last round" Clearly they know they are going to cheat, and Ruiz won round 2.
Round 3 Straight away Haye is on the backfoot, Ruiz is coming on strong, doubling up his jab and landing a right hand. Hayes knees buckle as he tries to escape from the ropes. Towards the end of the first minute Haye lands a couple of decent shots, but Ruiz comes straight back at him. John Ruiz is clearly in control of the fight now. Ruiz sets up Haye with a good jab, but doesn't throw the right hand, surely a fight ender. Why is this? Haye is able to come back and starts to outland Ruiz. Is the pendulum starting to go Hayes way?
Ruiz misses a massive right hand, finally he throws it with venom. Haye backs off ever more, Ruiz comes on strong, and again in the same spot throws a big right hand, which just misses. I think it is clear Ruiz knows where the dodgy part of the ring is, so waits until he is in a place where he won't slip down to throw his right hand. A minute left to go, Haye lands a jab. Well done Haye, he comes on with a three punch combo. Obviously he is knackered right now because he goes right back to just walking away. Ruiz comes on strong again, making Haye miss before chasing him across the ring. The round ends with Ruiz trapping Haye on the ropes and landing the hardest shots of the fight yet, three bludgening blows.
Round 3 Assesment
Officially - 10 - 9 to Haye
Unofficially - 10 - 9 to Ruiz. Ruiz was again the aggressor, landed the better shots, and hates Manchester United and Chelski as much as I do. Sky ring view - Adam Booth says "you can jab like that all night long, but you've got to believe it." Clearly he knows right now Haye is losing, and mentally is drained.
"Barrier, long, keep walking him into it" Adam booth says. WALKING HIM INTO WHAT????? Pay attention here, what are they going to walk John Ruiz into? Remember I already mentioned the dodgy ring. THEY ARE CLEARLY CHEATING. (by the way if anyone doesn't believe me, go watch the Sky Box Office video, and check out when they go into Hayes corner and listen to what they say) Adam Booth goes onto say "it's numbing him, it's numbing him badly" What is? He doesn't say, but if I had to guess at this point, they have drugged John Ruiz.
Round 4 Ruiz comes out strong, Haye bounces off the ropes. It takes Haye 13 seconds before he throws a punch, he must be too tired, Ruiz taken a lot out of him, in a non-gay way. A glancing blow from Ruiz lands with 40 seconds gone, Haye ever continuing to back off. Haye lands a nice left uppercut, Ruiz presses forward. Fuck he is heroic. 1 min 43 left on the clock, Haye hits Ruiz on the back of the head as he was dodging punches, he dodges well like he could be in the Matrix but David Haye just cheats. Haye lands a right hand to the body, and a left jab, AT THE SAME TIME. How is this possible? David Haye looks more like John Ruiz then John Ruiz does. Haye then doesn't throw a punch for 30 seconds, with just over a minute left of the round Ruiz traps him in the corner. He could end the fight there and then, and if he cheated, he would have done. But John Ruiz does not cheat. Haye illegally headbutts John Ruiz in the stomach, the ref does nothing. For the next twenty seconds it is all Ruiz, he is landing at will here. Haye clinches, filfthy cheat. He fights like an old man. The ref seperates them and Mighty John Ruiz presses forward again. Ruiz lands a hard right hand, Haye wobbles and is looking down, the ref SHOULD STOP THE FIGHT. HAYE IS DONE. To the end of the round Ruiz unloads shot after shot on Haye, who refuses to go down. He has heart Haye, but physically he is no match for John Ruiz. The commentators say
"David Haye is sleepy in this round" This is propaganda, David Haye was KNACKERED. Outboxed, outmuscled, lucky to survive the round. In any other country, the fight would have been stopped by now.
Round 4 Assesment
Officially - Haye 9 - Ruiz 10
Unofficially - Ruiz 10 - Haye 8 - Haye took a beating this round, and was for the most part unable to defend himself or reply to the punches. I think the fight should have been stopped, I felt sorry for Haye getting hit so much. I wanted to give him a hug, in a non-gay way. Even though I hate cheaters, I don't like to see people getting hurt.
Sky corner view - Booth whispers in Hayes ear. What did he say? He must have realized I could hear him. The video replay is showing both corners, so we don't get an audio transcript of what was said. This is bigger than watergate, Nixon couldn't have pulled this off, Adam Booth could. He is cunning, he also looks inhumanly muscular...his neck is bigger than Hayes.
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Round 5
Instantly Ruiz is pressing, he hurts Haye with a right hand. Took over 20 seconds for Haye to throw a punch, but he lands massive shots and John Ruiz's head snaps back. Ruiz is trapped in the corner, on one side it is David Haye, on the other side it is the ref. HOW IS JOHN MEANT TO ESCAPE THESE PUNCHES? THIS IS ABSURD! Haye is active in this first minute, Ruiz looks a bit bewildered, he knows whats up. Finally Ruiz gets in his stride, and starts backing Haye up again with good punches. With 1 minute 30 left to go, Haye elbows Ruiz, then points at his elbow. Why do that? Cheat. Haye misses with big punches, Ruiz stalks him, landing constantly.
Ruiz backs up Haye, who hits the ropes and CLINCHES. HAYE IS ALWAYS BLOODY CLINCHING! Fight like a man, or don't fight at all. Ruiz presses the action, and the bell sounds. THEN HAYE LAUNCHES a 3 PUNCH COMBO, AND THE LAST ONE IS ON THE BACK OF RUIZ'S HEAD.
Ruiz did not even go down til the back of the head shot, because as a veteran he knows it was an illegal shot and that Haye should have been DQed or had a point taken off. Ruiz up at 7. This is not debatable, it was another fucking illegal punch to the back of John Ruiz head, after the bell for the round had sounded. Does the referee give a fuck? No.
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Ruiz face shows the disbelief. The bald man looks smug. How is this allowed to happen? Haye should be disqualified, or have another point taken off him. I am cheering Ruiz on, getting some more abuse. Sickening behaviour by the crazies.
THEY ARE THEN ALLOWED TO CONTINUE FIGHTING AGAIN FOR 10 MORE SECONDS BEFORE THE BELL RINGS AGAIN FOR THE 2ND TIME TO END THE ROUND.
What is going on? This is bizarre. What a farce. (Go and watch a video of the fight if you do not believe what I am typing, this is 100% what happened)
Round 5 Assesment
Officially - Haye 10 Ruiz 8
Unofficially - DQ win for Ruiz. Or Ruiz 10 Haye 8, Haye deducted a point for cheating like a bitch. A dangerous one who punches behind the head and can control the round buzzer with the power of his mind. Sky corner view - Adam Booth asks David Haye "how are you gonna do it?" Haye replies "Speed." I don't know what they were talking about. Perhaps drugs.
Round 6 Ruiz comes on strong again, always pushing the action, he is the real champ. He looks really good, Haye has no answers to him. The crazies starts singing "Eng-er-land". I shout support for Ruiz, along with my wife. We had to swap seats because the man next to her said some rude comments, he didn't say anything to me, and I was intentionally getting in his way and standing on his things he left on the floor by his seat. With just less than a minute gone of the round, Ruiz is down, can you guess why? PUNCHES BEHIND THE HEAD. Ruiz landed punches, Haye initiated a clinch, then using his "speed" he spun Ruiz out of the clinch and BAM started hitting with illegal blows. Again, this is not debatable. It is even worse when watching the replays. 3 strikes and you're out, Haye DEFINATELY should have been disqualified for that. How can you support someone who cheats like this? Ruiz is up at 5, the referee ignores John Ruiz when he says it was a rabbit punch.
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Look at Ruiz's handsome face. He must be feeling sick from the behind the head punches, and sick because he is getting robbed. The fight continues, Haye has lost his gumshield. He starts unloading on John Ruiz. This is not nice to watch. Ruiz still standing, like a hero and a madman all at once. The ref steps in to give Haye a breather to get his gumshield. When the fight continues, Ruiz walks through a lot of punches to get to David Haye. Haye is now landing the better punches, Ruiz doesn't look like John Ruiz.
Round 6 Assesment
Official - Haye 10 - Ruiz 8
Unofficialy - DQ win for John Ruiz. or Ruiz 10 - Haye 8 for illegal punching AGAIN.
Punch stats - Haye 90 out of 220 Ruiz 54 from 216. Pure bollocks, and most of Hayes would have been illegal punches anway. No audio transcript of corner available.
Round 7 First minute, Ruiz walks forward as Haye runs. Ruiz then picks up the pace, and lands a left hook on Haye, the ref shouts at Ruiz for punching him. With just over 30 seconds left of this dull round, Ruiz pins Haye in the corner and does the best work of the round so far. Last 30 seconds, not much happens.
Round 7 Assesment Officially - Haye 10 - Ruiz 9 (this is just pure bias on their part) Unofficially - Ruiz 10 - Haye 9 - Ruiz did more work, landed better shots.
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Round 8
Haye is coming out of his shell more now, and starts to land more frequently. John Ruiz comes forward. At just more than 2 minutes to go, the crowd boos. This is because I got my John Ruiz banner out again, then the crazies start singing Engerland. Haye is moving about, landing some good shots. The cheating has clearly taken a toll on Ruiz who looks sad, then all of a sudden, he land a left hand and then traps Haye in the corner. Ruiz still has something in him, in a non-gay way. Haye comes back a little, Ruiz walks through his punches. Ruiz aggresses for the rest of the round, it was tic for tac.
Round 8 Assesment
Officially - 10 - 9 Haye
Unofficially - 10 - 10 - Haye did well without cheating, but Ruiz was dangerous and almost floored Haye. Sky corner view - Adam booth says "believe in our style" David Haye looks a big gutted. He knows what they have done to John Ruiz is wrong.
Round 9 It takes 18 seconds before Haye throws a punch. John Ruiz fights have been known to be all over by then. Ruiz comes forward, Haye backs off, flicking out jabs. The crazies start clapping.
I am watching from my seat in Row E and something has been passed around the ring by Adam Booth, I don't pay it too much attention.
Haye continues to back off, then with just over a minute left he lands a couple of decent shots. All of a sudden, Ruiz's corner throws in the towel. WHAT IS GOING ON? Ruiz was fine. He looks shocked. The fight is over.....
Round 9 Assesment It was a 10 - 10 round. I saw something get passed by Adam Booth, to another man, to another man, and wondered what it was. Well, I know what it was. THAT WAS DAVID HAYES SMELLY TOWEL, covered in his sweat. Adam Booth had men pass it around the ring, all the way to John Ruiz's corner. Upon seeing that someone had placed a dirty towel into their hands, they instinctively threw the towel out, but unfortunately it went in the ring. This was not a legitimate win by David Haye. It was cheating.
OVERALL THOUGHTS You have got to hand it to John Ruiz. Saturday night came, John Ruiz saw, and he got fouled. I mean he really got fouled, multiple times David Haye punched him in the back of the head, like a farmer trying to submit a sheep to his perversions. Did John Ruiz cry about it? No is the answer. No is always the answer with John Ruiz. Want to quit? No. Going to complain? No. Do you wear women's clothes? No. Officially on the record David Haye got a win in the 9th. Unofficially, David Haye was a beaten man. A lucky man. Had the fight taken place in America, or somewhere where cheating like this isn't allowed, the outcome would have been much different. I was sat amongst 22,000 crazies screaming for John Ruiz's blood. Did I get abuse for showing some support for John Ruiz? Yes. Let's get this clear, I was getting abuse from souless DNA programs. Minions. Crazies. I have been watching and supporting John Ruiz over 10 times longer than these guys have even known who David Haye is. I'm guessing most of them did not know who David Haye was when he pulled out of the commonwealth games, or when he turned pro, or beat King Arthur, lost to Thompson, became European champion, won the cruiserweight title, beat Enzo. When he beat Monte Python perhaps some of them started to know who he was. John Ruiz is now talking retirement. I feel bad, but am profoundly proud of John Ruiz, in a non-gay way. Clearly he was ahead on the scorecards, and he was clearly fouled. Like he said, he loves honesty. And I love John Ruiz, in a non-gay way. David Haye has now made my list of people I have to ignore and not ever talk to because of my loyalty to John Ruiz. He also always deletes my messages from his myspace page. If Adam Booth or David Haye were to read this, and then see how me, they may even cheat and punch me in the back of the head whilst the other one whips me with a sweat filled towell. Our only hope is if John Ruiz is reinstated as WBA Champion, and Haye issues an apology.
Yours in manliness,
Fantana
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I'm a little bit in love with you!
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All valid points backed up with sound argument I admit.
All I will say is that before Saturday night I thought Alf Stewart from Home and Away was the toughest man in the world - now I think Ruiz has replaced him.
I haven't had chance to watch the fight on tv yet but will watch it more closely when I do
Anyone know when the 'free' repeat is scheduled for ???
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Usually Thursdays for Sky fights.
It looks a totally different fight on TV.
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a little bit of sex wee came out while reading through that;D;D;D
PS:I Knew fantana was small but that ginger fella on the right is a fully fledged midget
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a little bit of sex wee came out while reading through that;D;D;D
PS:I Knew fantana was small but that ginger fella on the right is a fully fledged midget
You've obviously seen him naked!;D
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Awesome fight review :cool: ;D ;D
How you can be arsed to write all that i dont know, but I for one surely do appreciate it ;)
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Fantana
Before you read this, I was sitting block 115 ROW E. I was with my wife, and not far from the man I defeated in a charity brawl, Mark TKO. I had been told we could not take a JOHN RUIZ #1 BANNER into the fight, but we snuck it in anyway.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._7930434_n.jpg
When writing out the events of the fight, I also used a copy of the fight footage I recorded on my cellular phone, and Sky Box Office footage. Everything in this article can be looked at, analyzed and is 100% the truth. Regardless of the fight, John Ruiz has been getting a lot of credit for how he fought. However, I think after reading this amazing piece of writing you will all agree, John Ruiz was the REAL WINNER, and should be crowned WBA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. My name is Fantana, and this is what I witness:-
Round 1
John Ruiz looks ready. He is ready to do some serious punching here. Immediately he is pressing the action, getting Haye on the ropes straight away. After twenty seconds he is clearly winning the round, but then Haye punches him in the face. A monster punch, for sure. John Ruiz slips on the wet canvas falls down. Unbelievably it is called a knockdown. John is up immediately, at the count of 4, but he knows something is going on. With 2:32 left of the round, John Ruiz gives the ref a look. The look says "You fucking bastards." They are trying to shaft him here. I have attached the photo, and I have some serious questions to ask. Who is that fat bald guy on the right? Cos it ain't me. Why does he look like he does? What does he know?
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The crazies are going wild, cheering on Haye. What is that fat bald guy doing now? He is trying to put a curse on John Ruiz.
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The two fighters get back to action, Haye is throwing windmills all day long. John goes in for some inside action and bulls Haye to the ropes. Haye slips out and hits John Ruiz on the back of the head, not once, but twice. Let us consider here for a moment that David Haye punches extremely hard, and getting hit on the back of the head is dangerous, illegal in boxing. How is this allowed to happen? The referee starts counting, and Ruiz is up at 5. Look at his face in this picture.
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Now, Ruiz knows he was fouled. I know he was fouled. Why did the ref count him? What happens next? The ref DEDUCTS a point from David Haye for hitting the peoples champion in the back of the head. Yet Ruiz was not given time to recover properly, what would have happened if he had been hit that hard and could not get up (this never happens to John Ruiz)? Would Haye have been given the win? If you don't know by now you do now, there was something CRIMINAL going on in the treatment of John Ruiz. The fight continues and the crowd of crazies start chanting "Easy, easy, easy." Crazies. Disgusting glory hunters. If it was so easy, why did Haye need to cheat? Why aren't those chanting in the ring fighting? Why are people throwing things at me when all I am doing is giving John Ruiz support, with phrases like "John - HACK THE BONE"?
Haye lands hard on Ruiz, John comes right back. Now Haye slows down, and is backing off. He is knackered. 12 seconds left of the round, John Ruiz shakes David Haye, who was only kept up by the ropes. He managed to spring off the ropes and gets to safety however. The round ends with Ruiz whiskers away from KOing David Haye with a right hand, then the bell goes and Ruiz obviously aware of what is going on with the conspiracy against him, twats David Haye in the face, a good couple of times. The crowd boos. I cheer, my wife cheers.
Round 1 Assesment
Officially 9 - 7 to David Haye.
Unofficially - 10 - 8 to John Ruiz. Knockdowns did not count and Haye a point taken off for cheating.
your 'wife' looks like you but dipped in bisto.:-\
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your 'wife' looks like you but dipped in bisto.:-\
Mrs F is only little but she'll whip your arse!
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my favourite line of the whole read...
"Adam Booth goes onto say "it's numbing him, it's numbing him badly" What is? He doesn't say, but if I had to guess at this point, they have drugged John Ruiz."
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i can assure you she looks nothing like Fantana dipped in Bisto
you are confusing her with Craig Charles
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Mark TKO
i can assure you she looks nothing like Fantana dipped in Bisto
you are confusing her with Craig Charles
Or Errol Brown
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From a resident of Massachusetts where the epic being known as John Ruiz is from, we thank you. I'm in talks to have a petition put together to tear Rocky Maciano's statue down and replace it with one of Ruiz in his epic battle with David Tua.
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PRIDE OF BOSTON
From a resident of Massachusetts where the epic being known as John Ruiz is from, we thank you. I'm in talks to have a petition put together to tear Rocky Maciano's statue down and replace it with one of Ruiz in his epic battle with David Tua.
Pretty sure i heard ruiz lives in a town called chelsea which wouldnt of gone down to well with the manchester natives
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You are funny guy Fantana, very funny. :)
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LOL hahhahahaha ;D
oh and.....
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He also always deletes my messages from his myspace page.
:lol:
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Howlin Mad Missy
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Fantana
your 'wife' looks like you but dipped in bisto.:-\
Mrs F is only little but she'll whip your arse!
Is she of gypsy stock?
& btw keep your fantasy to yourself. :rolleyes:
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LOL hahhahahaha ;D
oh and.....
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He also always deletes my messages from his myspace page.
:lol:
:rofmaoal::rofmaoal::rofmaoal:
i f*cking love fantana, the guy is my hero(in a non gay way)
Would love to have a beer with him someday;D;D;D
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hattonthehammer
Would love to have a beer with him someday;D;D;D
no you wouldn't...........
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hattonthehammer
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Saddo
LOL hahhahahaha ;D
oh and.....
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He also always deletes my messages from his myspace page.
:lol:
:rofmaoal::rofmaoal::rofmaoal:
i f*cking love fantana, the guy is my hero(in a non gay way)
Would love to have a beer with him someday;D;D;D
Mark's right!
The man is as mad as a March Hare.
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FTMatty
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hattonthehammer
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Saddo
LOL hahhahahaha ;D
oh and.....
:lol:
:rofmaoal::rofmaoal::rofmaoal:
i f*cking love fantana, the guy is my hero(in a non gay way)
Would love to have a beer with him someday;D;D;D
Mark's right!
The man is as mad as a March Hare.
did you get to meet him as well matty??
im actually contemplating buying his book
is it worth it mark??
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A most ENTERTAINING and TRUE read.
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He actually has a book, I'm almost tempted to buy it myself if it's anything like his postings on here.
Does it answer the question of who that suspicious bald man is??
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Your posts are entertaining and I was actually waiting for your assessment of the fight , Fantana. But can we all know WHY exactly are you so obsessed with John Ruiz? I'd like to hear the story behind that.
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Your posts are entertaining and I was actually waiting for your assessment of the fight , Fantana. But can we all know WHY exactly are you so obsessed with John Ruiz? I'd like to hear the story behind that.
Take one look at the man and you'll understand.
http://www.freefightingillustrated.com/john_ruiz.jpg
He's like Zeus meets Steve McQueen meets Muhammad Ali meets Mufasa from Lion King.
I would say he's The People's Champ, but the fact is that I suspect all forms of plant & animal life root for, admire & love John Ruiz. This must be what it was like to be alive when Jesus was fighting.
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Re: Haye - Ruiz EXPLAINED by FANTANA
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Originally Posted by
gest12645
Your posts are entertaining and I was actually waiting for your assessment of the fight , Fantana. But can we all know WHY exactly are you so obsessed with John Ruiz? I'd like to hear the story behind that.
I am getting many, many requests to write more about John Ruiz. (Ruiz vs Ali probably the most popular)
I think Jaz Merkin just summed up a great deal. If you have never met John Ruiz, you won't know of this energy he has. If you have met him and you didn't feel it, you must suffer from alzheimer's.
John transcends every human barrier known to man. And he has been hard done by. In 2,000 years, they will talk of John Ruiz and look back at how real men, such as myself, modelled ourselves on John Ruiz, in a non-gay way.
I owe a lot to John Ruiz, boxing owes a lot to John Ruiz, and you owe it to yourself to let him into your heart, in a non-gay way.
Yours in manliness,
Fantana
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Re: Haye - Ruiz EXPLAINED by FANTANA
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Originally Posted by
Fantana
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Originally Posted by
gest12645
Your posts are entertaining and I was actually waiting for your assessment of the fight , Fantana. But can we all know WHY exactly are you so obsessed with John Ruiz? I'd like to hear the story behind that.
I am getting many, many requests to write more about John Ruiz. (Ruiz vs Ali probably the most popular)
I think Jaz Merkin just summed up a great deal. If you have never met John Ruiz, you won't know of this energy he has. If you have met him and you didn't feel it, you must suffer from alzheimer's.
John transcends every human barrier known to man. And he has been hard done by. In 2,000 years, they will talk of John Ruiz and look back at how real men, such as myself, modelled ourselves on John Ruiz, in a non-gay way.
I owe a lot to John Ruiz, boxing owes a lot to John Ruiz, and you owe it to yourself to let him into your heart, in a non-gay way.
Yours in manliness,
Fantana
cant argue with any of that!!
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Re: Haye - Ruiz EXPLAINED by FANTANA
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Originally Posted by
hattonthehammer
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Originally Posted by
FTMatty
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Originally Posted by
hattonthehammer
:rofmaoal::rofmaoal::rofmaoal:
i f*cking love fantana, the guy is my hero(in a non gay way)
Would love to have a beer with him someday;D;D;D
Mark's right!
The man is as mad as a March Hare.
did you get to meet him as well matty??
im actually contemplating buying his book
is it worth it mark??
Yep, thats me at the back of the photo, looking like I'm about to punch him.
You think he's funny in print? Try having a reasonable conversation with him!!
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Re: Haye - Ruiz EXPLAINED by FANTANA
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Originally Posted by
FTMatty
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Originally Posted by
hattonthehammer
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Originally Posted by
FTMatty
Mark's right!
The man is as mad as a March Hare.
did you get to meet him as well matty??
im actually contemplating buying his book
is it worth it mark??
Yep, thats me at the back of the photo, looking like I'm about to punch him.
You think he's funny in print? Try having a reasonable conversation with him!!
the guys not there to engage in mutual chatter, he`s there to teach through words of wisdom and manliness. Its pretty clear you and mark have clearly brainwashed eachother into not liking this guy
If i ever met fantana id take a pen and a notepad with me and open up my mind to a whole new world of logic......(in a non gay way;D)
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Re: Haye - Ruiz EXPLAINED by FANTANA
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Originally Posted by
hattonthehammer
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Originally Posted by
FTMatty
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Originally Posted by
hattonthehammer
did you get to meet him as well matty??
im actually contemplating buying his book
is it worth it mark??
Yep, thats me at the back of the photo, looking like I'm about to punch him.
You think he's funny in print? Try having a reasonable conversation with him!!
the guys not there to engage in mutual chatter, he`s there to teach through words of wisdom and manliness. Its pretty clear you and mark have clearly brainwashed eachother into not liking this guy
If i ever met fantana id take a pen and a notepad with me and open up my mind to a whole new world of logic......(in a non gay way;D)
Not liking???
Far from it, I love the guy.
I just think he needs professional help.........in a non gay way.
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Re: Haye - Ruiz EXPLAINED by FANTANA
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Originally Posted by
FTMatty
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Originally Posted by
hattonthehammer
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Originally Posted by
FTMatty
Yep, thats me at the back of the photo, looking like I'm about to punch him.
You think he's funny in print? Try having a reasonable conversation with him!!
the guys not there to engage in mutual chatter, he`s there to teach through words of wisdom and manliness. Its pretty clear you and mark have clearly brainwashed eachother into not liking this guy
If i ever met fantana id take a pen and a notepad with me and open up my mind to a whole new world of logic......(in a non gay way;D)
Not liking???
Far from it,
I love the guy.
I just think he needs professional help.........in a non gay way.
bender.
Fantana. I have linked you on my blog. By the rules of mutual internet chaining you must link me. It is the law.
I like that Ruiz photo. He looks like a big ole care bear.:D
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Re: Haye - Ruiz EXPLAINED by FANTANA
Without knowing who FTMatty is, you would clearly think the guy is a raging Galien. For those of you who don't know, you should check out my GUIDE TO SPOTTING A GALIEN
Now, read what FTMatty says in my MEETING JOHN RUIZ THREAD
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Originally Posted by
FTMatty
Genius!
Mark sent me the photo earlier.
Looking forward to meeting you tomorrow night.
I responded with Fag. As any real man, such as myself, would. It was a bad move.
The next time I make a thread, was page 1 of this particular thread, and Matty says
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Originally Posted by
FTMatty
I'm a little bit in love with you!
Fag.
BUT
He is not a Fagoid, a Galien, whatever you want to call him. Yes, he posts like one, but he a fucking huge guy who threatened to beat me up when we met, and that takes some balls. Sure, he has a 20 inch neck, but we all know I'm a bit of a hard man, in a non-gay way. I actually boxed, and won. He did have me in a headlock though, he might just slightly have more strength then me.
Yours in manliness,
Fantana
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Re: Haye - Ruiz EXPLAINED by FANTANA
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Originally Posted by
Fantana
Without knowing who FTMatty is, you would clearly think the guy is a raging Galien. For those of you who don't know, you should check out my
GUIDE TO SPOTTING A GALIEN
Now, read what FTMatty says in my MEETING JOHN RUIZ THREAD
Quote:
Originally Posted by
FTMatty
Genius!
Mark sent me the photo earlier.
Looking forward to meeting you tomorrow night.
I responded with Fag. As any real man, such as myself, would. It was a bad move.
The next time I make a thread, was page 1 of this particular thread, and Matty says
Quote:
Originally Posted by
FTMatty
I'm a little bit in love with you!
Fag.
BUT
He is not a Fagoid, a Galien, whatever you want to call him. Yes, he posts like one, but he a fucking huge guy who threatened to beat me up when we met, and that takes some balls. Sure, he has a 20 inch neck, but we all know I'm a bit of a hard man, in a non-gay way. I actually boxed, and won. He did have me in a headlock though, he might just slightly have more strength then me.
Yours in manliness,
Fantana
~flounces off~
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Re: Haye - Ruiz EXPLAINED by FANTANA
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Originally Posted by
FTMatty
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Originally Posted by
Fantana
Without knowing who FTMatty is, you would clearly think the guy is a raging Galien. For those of you who don't know, you should check out my
GUIDE TO SPOTTING A GALIEN
Now, read what FTMatty says in my MEETING JOHN RUIZ THREAD
Quote:
Originally Posted by
FTMatty
Genius!
Mark sent me the photo earlier.
Looking forward to meeting you tomorrow night.
I responded with Fag. As any real man, such as myself, would. It was a bad move.
The next time I make a thread, was page 1 of this particular thread, and Matty says
Quote:
Originally Posted by
FTMatty
I'm a little bit in love with you!
Fag.
BUT
He is not a Fagoid, a Galien, whatever you want to call him. Yes, he posts like one, but he a fucking huge guy who threatened to beat me up when we met, and that takes some balls. Sure, he has a 20 inch neck, but we all know I'm a bit of a hard man, in a non-gay way. I actually boxed, and won. He did have me in a headlock though, he might just slightly have more strength then me.
Yours in manliness,
Fantana
~flounces off~
:oooh:
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Re: Haye - Ruiz EXPLAINED by FANTANA
its a sad day when ruiz fans turn on one another
thankfully it all ended well, and you all now have a mutual love for one another......in a non gay way
What the hell made FT wanna fight fantana for anyway??
