Woman dies whilst masturbating
Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching pornography | Mail Online
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A 30-year-old woman's death as she used a sex toy while watching pornography was probably due to her state of sexual excitement, an inquest heard today.
Children's nanny Nichola Paginton was found dead in bed naked from the waist down last October with pornographic material running on her laptop. A sex toy was discovered next to her.
A Home Office pathologist told the inquest in Gloucester that Miss Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, probably brought on by her state of arousal.
Gloucestershire coroner Alan Crickmore agreed it was likely that 'her activity before death' contributed to the fatal arrhythmia.
The inquest heard that Miss Paginton, of Cirencester, was found dead in October last year.Detective Sergeant Gavin Webb said police had been called by her employer Sarah Griffiths who had visited Miss Paginton's home when she failed to turn up for work.
When there was no reply at the door she enlisted the help of neighbour Michelle Grant and they saw Miss Paginton through the curtains, lying on her bed with her cat lying on her chest.
After they broke in they realised Miss Paginton was dead,' said Sgt Webb. 'She had a computer on her lap and when they moved it and lifted the duvet, they found she was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in the bed.
Home office pathologist Dr Richard Jones from the University of Cardiff said: 'There is nothing to explain why she died in this way but I suspect sudden cardiac death.'
Returning a verdict of death from natural causes, Mr Crickmore said: 'I am satisfied Nichola Paginton died of a natural disease process - sudden cardiac arryhthmia.
'It is not always possible to determine an exact cause of death but it is likely that her activity before death contributed towards it.'
'Friggin hell', what a way to go. ;D
She weren't too shabby either.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...50_233x423.jpg
At least she died doing what she loved.
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bit embarrassing for the parents though, finding out your daughter popped her clogs while she was tossing her salad
I reckon she was browsing my facebook page at the time ;D;D;D
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HattonTheHammer
bit embarrassing for the parents though, finding out your daughter popped her clogs while she was tossing her salad
I reckon she was browsing my facebook page at the time ;D;D;D
I just can't believe the Daily Mail published the story. Isn't exactly something you want the world knowing.
Imagine finding out though:
"Did you hear about Nicola, she died last night...?"
"Oh no, really - how? Car accident?"
"No.."
"Don't tell me, suicide..."
"No she died flicking her bean. Literally died mid-flick"
*high-five*
;D
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strange thing is we aint seen Missy for some time.... coincidence, I THINK NOT :-X
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Saddo
strange thing is we aint seen Missy for some time.... coincidence, I THINK NOT :-X
I didn't see any mention of the victim playing with their Penis :-\
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Saddo
strange thing is we aint seen Missy for some time.... coincidence, I THINK NOT :-X
I didn't see any mention of the victim playing with their Penis :-\
very true
missys gigantic bollocks would of lessened the blow
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If she survived she would have died out of embarrassment anyway.
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Master
If she survived she would have died out of embarrassment anyway.
That doesn't make a any sense. ;D
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She didn't know whether she was coming or going.
I'll get my coat.
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Oggie
She didn't know whether she was coming or going.
I'll get my coat.
Cya mate ;D
Edit: She came and went at the same time.
http://www.yellowcabofsavannah.com/images/img_taxi.jpg
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Saddo
strange thing is we aint seen Missy for some time.... coincidence, I THINK NOT :-X
faigs, all of you.
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koppas
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HattonTheHammer
bit embarrassing for the parents though, finding out your daughter popped her clogs while she was tossing her salad
I reckon she was browsing my facebook page at the time ;D;D;D
I just can't believe the Daily Mail published the story. Isn't exactly something you want the world knowing.
;D
they left the embarrassing bit out.................apparently she was wearing a Villa shirt. ;D
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ono
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Master
If she survived she would have died out of embarrassment anyway.
That doesn't make a any sense. ;D
haha I've been laughing for the last 30 seconds at this. ;D
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Bilbo
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ono
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Master
If she survived she would have died out of embarrassment anyway.
That doesn't make a any sense. ;D
haha I've been laughing for the last 30 seconds at this. ;D
And wanking the other 23 hours 59 minutes and 30 seconds.
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Bilbo
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ono
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Master
If she survived she would have died out of embarrassment anyway.
That doesn't make a any sense. ;D
haha I've been laughing for the last 30 seconds at this. ;D
How did you find this thread? What did you type into the search bar you little pervert? ;D
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Hmmm, wonder if she had Duracell or the Energiser Bunny installed in the "sex toy"? :o
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That's what happens to you when you use high-performance vibrators instead of real c0cks. :rolleyes:
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boxingbantz
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Originally Posted by
HattonTheHammer
bit embarrassing for the parents though, finding out your daughter popped her clogs while she was tossing her salad
I reckon she was browsing my facebook page at the time ;D;D;D
I just can't believe the Daily Mail published the story. Isn't exactly something you want the world knowing.
Imagine finding out though:
"Did you hear about Nicola, she died last night...?"
"Oh no, really - how? Car accident?"
"No.."
"Don't tell me, suicide..."
"No she died flicking her bean. Literally died mid-flick"
*high-five*
;D
George Carlin used to do a bit about parents potentially being embarrassed by their son's accidental auto-erotic asphyxiation death. His conclusion: "put the kid's dick back in his pants and tell the neighbors he had bad grades."
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katrinapal
THis is really unfortunate for her.People have the right to have fun.If she does whts wrong ? It needs more investigation.Other story can be there.Post Morten report ccan say it.
Did you really get banned after 5 posts?
