Woman dies whilst masturbating

[boxingbantz]

bit embarrassing for the parents though, finding out your daughter popped her clogs while she was tossing her salad

I reckon she was browsing my facebook page at the time

I just can't believe the Daily Mail published the story. Isn't exactly something you want the world knowing.

Imagine finding out though:

"Did you hear about Nicola, she died last night...?"

"Oh no, really - how? Car accident?"

"No.."

"Don't tell me, suicide..."

"No she died flicking her bean. Literally died mid-flick"

*high-five*

[Saddo]

strange thing is we aint seen Missy for some time.... coincidence, I THINK NOT

[BIG H]

strange thing is we aint seen Missy for some time.... coincidence, I THINK NOT

I didn't see any mention of the victim playing with their Penis

[HattonTheHammer]

strange thing is we aint seen Missy for some time.... coincidence, I THINK NOT

I didn't see any mention of the victim playing with their Penis

very true

missys gigantic bollocks would of lessened the blow

[Master]

If she survived she would have died out of embarrassment anyway.

[ono]

If she survived she would have died out of embarrassment anyway.

That doesn't make a any sense.

[Oggie]

She didn't know whether she was coming or going.















I'll get my coat.

[Kev]

If she survived she would have died out of embarrassment anyway.

That doesn't make a any sense.

haha I've been laughing for the last 30 seconds at this.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

strange thing is we aint seen Missy for some time.... coincidence, I THINK NOT

faigs, all of you.

[FTMatty]

bit embarrassing for the parents though, finding out your daughter popped her clogs while she was tossing her salad

I reckon she was browsing my facebook page at the time

I just can't believe the Daily Mail published the story. Isn't exactly something you want the world knowing.

they left the embarrassing bit out.................apparently she was wearing a Villa shirt.

[LobowolfXXX]

bit embarrassing for the parents though, finding out your daughter popped her clogs while she was tossing her salad

I reckon she was browsing my facebook page at the time

I just can't believe the Daily Mail published the story. Isn't exactly something you want the world knowing.

Imagine finding out though:

"Did you hear about Nicola, she died last night...?"

"Oh no, really - how? Car accident?"

"No.."

"Don't tell me, suicide..."

"No she died flicking her bean. Literally died mid-flick"

*high-five*

George Carlin used to do a bit about parents potentially being embarrassed by their son's accidental auto-erotic asphyxiation death. His conclusion: "put the kid's dick back in his pants and tell the neighbors he had bad grades."