Said to the missus "hey fat cunt what do you want for Valentine,s day" She said " dont get fucking lippy" i said " mascara it is then " !!!
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Said to the missus "hey fat cunt what do you want for Valentine,s day" She said " dont get fucking lippy" i said " mascara it is then " !!!
I do not believe in Valentines as everyday in my household is valentine day. Plus I am a tight git.
And besides... Blow up dolls don't like candy. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
True and are far less demanding and not high maintenance.Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostAnd besides... Blow up dolls don't like candy. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
A holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
A holiday maliciously created to make unromantic people extremely embarrassed and shown up.Quote:
Originally Posted by :::PSL:::
A few years back a friend of mine went all out for Valentine's Day; covered his place is roses bought jewelry, the whole shot. His girl loved and wondered, since he'd done this much already, he had planned for the 14th.
Yep...misread the calendar.
i bought my girl a belt and a bag. she prob wont be real impressed, knowing her. but atleast she'll be able to work that vacuum now.
Funny stuff fellas ;D
Guy Falks night / Valantines day same things for me really both end in a bang.
Exploding black roses,now theres an idea!
And Hallmark keeps raking in the cash and romantic-comedies and chick flicks still get made....horrible dayQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterA holiday maliciously created to make unromantic people extremely embarrassed and shown up.Quote:
Originally Posted by :::PSL:::
They get me on Christmas and mothers day. But not Valentines. All 3 started dropping hints about what I'm a be getting them last week. Answer? Not a damn thing. Y'all want gifts? Go find a boyfriend. Time to let your babies daddy get some peace and rest.
I eventually folded and bought a 55p love heart cake from Greggs.
Time to party alone for a few days! :cool:
I got 24 roses :0) he got layed !!
How much do cost 24 roses in the UK?Quote:
Originally Posted by katfight
On valentines about 50 quid !!!
How shallow am I?? Haha
Would he have got laid anyway?Quote:
Originally Posted by katfight
Got the rib a cd she wanted, she got me a bottle of bourbon and we went out for a nice dinner. I always do something but neither of us have ever got to carried away with the day.
Yeah probably :)
You are male you are about to weigh this price up against prostitution aren't you.Quote:
Originally Posted by NamelessHow much do cost 24 roses in the UK?Quote:
Originally Posted by katfight
the whole thing is just one big excuse for the shops to make a bit of money on peoples naivety
not me, id rather spend my hard earned cash on myself
PS:naturally i understand from this you can analyse that i never got any valentines this year......again :eek::eek::eek:
I'm sick of the double standards in my relationship.
The wife comes home with a rampant rabbit and she's a naughty fun girl with a new toy, but when i order a 240 volt fistmaster 5000 latex pussy with realistic elasticated arsehole and spunk collection tray, then i'm some kind of sick bastard ??? :mad:
Wife with PMT:
''Oi!!! DO YOU WANT ANYTHING TO EAT?''
Husband:
''What choices are there?''
Wife with PMT:
''YES OR FUCKING NO!''
Confirmed, you are a sick bastard...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
Where did you buy this pussy from by the way??
Fistmaster ;D Yeah so is that on Amazon or sumink?
My Mrs has just gone to New York for a few days, her friend is over there on business so she pretty much got a free trip to New York handed in her lap.
I've taken a few days off work at a cost of a few hundred quid to make sure her son gets to school and eats and shit, but apparently its the act of buying a £1.50 card from Wilkinsons and scribblibng I love you in it that really shows I care?
That's more or less what I tried to weight but you blew up my cover. Thanks, Andre:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreYou are male you are about to weigh this price up against prostitution aren't you.Quote:
Originally Posted by NamelessHow much do cost 24 roses in the UK?Quote:
Originally Posted by katfight
Shallow or fueling with pinky romance?Quote:
Originally Posted by katfight
My 50p cake from Greggs did not go down too well. :)
I said ..."oh Yeah its the 14th ,happy valantines ".
She replied: "Ohh :) Thanks; " Yeah its load of shit eh".
No cards no gifts required.:cool::cool:
The least a florist can do is wish you luck when you buy flowers.Quote:
Originally Posted by NamelessThat's more or less what I tried to weight but you blew up my cover. Thanks, Andre:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreYou are male you are about to weigh this price up against prostitution aren't you.Quote:
Originally Posted by NamelessHow much do cost 24 roses in the UK?Quote:
Originally Posted by katfight
I sometimes ask them "So you going to wish me luck or what"? Gets a smile.
Good food, wine, sex. Easy.
Get a card just for the sake of it, nothing too over the top.
Of course I spend ages in the shop picking the exact right card, reading the words to make sure they mean exactly how I feel. ;)