Valentine

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

I'm sick of the double standards in my relationship.

The wife comes home with a rampant rabbit and she's a naughty fun girl with a new toy, but when i order a 240 volt fistmaster 5000 latex pussy with realistic elasticated arsehole and spunk collection tray, then i'm some kind of sick bastard

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Wife with PMT:

''Oi!!! DO YOU WANT ANYTHING TO EAT?''


Husband:

''What choices are there?''


Wife with PMT:
''YES OR FUCKING NO!''

[Dizaster]

I'm sick of the double standards in my relationship.

The wife comes home with a rampant rabbit and she's a naughty fun girl with a new toy, but when i order a 240 volt fistmaster 5000 latex pussy with realistic elasticated arsehole and spunk collection tray, then i'm some kind of sick bastard

Confirmed, you are a sick bastard...










Where did you buy this pussy from by the way??

[Memphis]

Fistmaster Yeah so is that on Amazon or sumink?

My Mrs has just gone to New York for a few days, her friend is over there on business so she pretty much got a free trip to New York handed in her lap.

I've taken a few days off work at a cost of a few hundred quid to make sure her son gets to school and eats and shit, but apparently its the act of buying a £1.50 card from Wilkinsons and scribblibng I love you in it that really shows I care?