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Okay, simple and straightforward advice please, and in a nod to boozeboxer, some comedic will be welcome too.
I currently have the shits, have done since around 7am, and have been back and forth to the throne for the last six or seven hours. I'm avoiding food, and trying to stay hydrated. Any other tips for me?
I do too lolQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Best, if you have a bug, to let nature take it's course and have a good claer out. If not take Immodium tablets (can get at any supermarket) they will plug you up proper.
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Originally Posted by BIG HI do too lolQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Best, if you have a bug, to let nature take it's course and have a good claer out. If not take Immodium tablets (can get at any supermarket) they will plug you up proper.
I second the immodium recommendation, just make sure you drink a ton of water.
Metric tonne? I'm pretty sure that much has gone out the other end anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by killersheepQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG HI do too lolQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Best, if you have a bug, to let nature take it's course and have a good claer out. If not take Immodium tablets (can get at any supermarket) they will plug you up proper.
I second the immodium recommendation, just make sure you drink a ton of water.
I would drink a prune milkshake, to ensure you stay hydrated.
kaolin & morphine. Go old school.
get some rehydration/salt drink down you.
Nappy and plenty of liquids and food. The virus will leave soon.
I recklessly thought that the virus had gone, and I was back on the recovery trail. One bowl of muesli later, I realise that this is not the case.
point the tv at the bathroom and bring in your laptop and settle in for the ride.
I usually starve for 24 hours to shift those bugsQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
I know this now.Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG HI usually starve for 24 hours to shift those bugsQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
DO NOT take imodeum. Drink LOTS of water and those nasty dehydration salts. Stay completely OFF food untill you've thrown up (if it's at both ends).
Tried one of those rehydration things earlier on. The label clearly states blackcurrant. I'm pretty sure its never even seen a blackcurrant! Tastes like fuckin crap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
No throwing up so far, which is good, cause our bathroom doesn't have the sink right next to the loo like my old house.
I don't really mind having the shits... pissing from the arse is like natures detox :cool:
I'm sure everybody has been aching for an update....so....
Going in to day 2, and it's getting better. It's still only liquid being expelled, but they're few and far between, I doubt there's much left there to expel. I do feel achy all over though.
I had beer ones on Sunday morning. Was off to see Gate so had to take some imodiums. Bad times. ;D
What ever you do, unless you are on the toilet........................
Do not risk a fart! ;D
Dose up on the shit stopper tablets you get from the shops, you'll go from shitting 10 times a day to not shitting for 10 days! :-\
Aaaah, the first fart after having the shits... Heaven!
Well I know for damn sure that the first fart that helps you realise you still have the shits isn't pleasant!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
The freedom, that is Depends. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunWell I know for damn sure that the first fart that helps you realise you still have the shits isn't pleasant!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
Dealing ,with the shits nothing beats a Straight Flush.
I swear I had one so big it deserves the title of Royal Flush. Or Royal Flushes as it took two to get the whole mess down the drain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
However, I'm pleased to confirm I'm back to full health!
But have you parted yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunI swear I had one so big it deserves the title of Royal Flush. Or Royal Flushes as it took two to get the whole mess down the drain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
However, I'm pleased to confirm I'm back to full health!